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Lucy: This kinda doesn't make any sense, cause our profile got so long, we turned it into a story; The Random Things Lucy And Mead Say On Their Profile, While Waiting For Their Noodles To Cook...so if you don't know anything about us and get kinda lost, read it... you probably won't find out anything about us so to speak, but you will get what kinda random people we are...


Lucy: Unfortunately, as they were really dehidrated, those three have now become two. One black and one tabby. Still, we have to feed them one milleter of milk replacer every hour. Including during the night. :( I'm going to be so tired the next few days and beyond...

Mead: OMG, now I really want one! What color tabby is it? Silver tabby, rown tabby, ginger tabby?

-ages later, because Lucy hasn't bothered to post a reply-

Mead: Cool stuff I found:

The four biggest lies ever told:
1) I'm fine
2) Seriously, I don't like anyone
3) I swear that was my last piece of gum.
4) I have read and i agree to the Terms & Conditions

Hehehe

Dear "popular kids",

You may make fun of me, drink, have sex, slack off in school, and think you're cool, but in 10 years, when you're working for me, I'm going to laugh my ass off!!

Signed,

The "not-so-popular" kids

Hehe

All Of Us Have :
1- Peeled the skin of a grape and eaten it
2-Tried to balance a switch between on and off
3-pored water into the cap of the bottle and drank it

-is chuckling like an idiot-

The moment where you're lying on the floor...
In pain..
Choking..
Eyes watering..
Gasping for breath..
Lung burning..
Body is weak... .

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Yes.. laughing fits are SOOOOO fun ;D

account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like us, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Deathtobieber, Random Conversations

Lucy: GO ANTI- SOCIALISIM!! WHOOOO! (Only I've never been asked out cause I'm that strange and anti-social... and I'm really glad for it cause the only person in our class who would ask me out is sort of a creep...) I used to have an afro when I was like, six... just though I'd stick that up here...

Mead: HOLY SHIT! Where did you find that, Lucy? It fits me and you so well!! You want me to come round to your house? I don't know where our white pages is, lol.

Guess what I found! More cool stuff!

Did you know...

1) Kissing is healthy.

2) Bananas are good for period pain.

3) It's good to cry.

4) Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

5) 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

6) Lying is actually unhealthy.

7) You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

8) It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

9) 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

10) It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

11) Chocolate will make you feel better.

12) Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

13) A good friend never judges.

14) A good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any.

15) Boys aren't worth your tears.

16) We all love surprises.

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: It's gonna hurt when I hit you upside the head

The Ten Ways to know you're a real writer: (these are ALL me!)

1. You get extremely grumpy and unpleasant if there is more than a 24-hour break between the times that you're sitting at your computer writing.

2. You sometimes act out your story ideas by yourself.

3. If you don't have your own laptop, you are begging desperately for it.

/4. You occasionally speak with adverbs such as 'wistfully' or 'reluctantly'.

5. You get super duper excited every time your fanfic gets a new review.

6. You have a really long profile.

7. You get goosebumps for planning out stories in your head.

8. If someone bugs you while you're writing, you either completely tune them out or jump up and pounce on them until they leave.

9. You bring either your laptop or your notebook EVERYWHERE. -cough-Lucy-cough-

10. Your favorite sentence to hear from a person is "Can I read it" when they are talking about your stories.

You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

"What did you do?" Iggy whispered. "Oh my God, you cut him. Can't you do anything right? I could probably do it better."
"If you did it, you'd probably hack his arm off!" My voice got progressively louder, so I turned back to Jeb, who looked weird with a half-moustache. Something tells me it wasn't going to catch on during Paris Fashion Week.

I slowly brought my hand away. "If you tell anyone, I will personally castrate you. And after that I am going to go to Itex and somehow invent a virus that makes you allergic to bacon. And then I'm going to tie you to a chair and force you to watch Beverly Hills Chihuahua over and over for the rest of your life."
Iggy's eyes slowly widened. "You wouldn't."

LISTEN UP, YO! MY SCHOOL IS TRYING TO GET A QUIDDITCH CLUB TOGETHER! (THAT'S RIGHT! BE JEALOUS!) How cool are we?

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.(Didn't someone already put this up Mead?)

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Lucy: Hey, I do not always carry a notebook around with me... it just happens to be in my hand 24/7... hehehe... last night, Sophie, our baby sitter, was trying to right something down, and she asked if anyone had a pen, and I was like 'Yep' reached for the pen, I always have clipped on my necklace, and noticed it wasn't there and I went 'NNNOOOOOOOO!! MY PEN!!' and ran down to the bathroom to get it... I'm a bit of a freak like that... HOLY SHIT! Guess what Zara and her brother got for christmas from their dad! 500!! I KNOW!! SO JELOUS!! She even brought one of the new i-pod touches!!... lucky...

More random stuff I found:

15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?

12. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...

-I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

-If a stranger offers you a ride, only go with him if he has candy.

-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

Be nice to losers. one day they might be cool!

- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

- Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

- I'm not crazy- I'm psychotic . . . There's a difference!

- There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

- My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time.

- Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today

- Don't get mad; get sadistic.

Dont worry, we'll get threw this with inexpensive therapy, bubble wrap, and chocolate.

- Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

- Common sense is the enemy of comedy.

- Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.

- My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.

- Knowledge is power; power is the root of all-evil. Therefore studying is evil.

- I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!

- You know what?! Earth sucks, I’m going home.

- Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.

- If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window...I will laugh.

- your a great friend but if the zombies come I'm tripping you.

- Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?

- What is this 'kindness' you speak of?

- Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.

- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- He who laughs last didn't get it.

- When there's a will, I want to be in it.

-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Being weird is like being normal, only better!!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!!

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'

' I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!'

Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

The trouble with life is there's no background music

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough.

They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

' The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.'

My night in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman.

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny

They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out.

Weather Forecast for tonight: dark

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

'Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.'

Don't follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls.

"You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the Earth."

'When my mother is mad... she doesn't glare daggers, oh no... she glares pitch-forks!'

I'd love to help you out!

Which way did you come in?

A day without the sun is like, you know, night.

There is ALWAYS a light at the end of every tunel, just pray it isn't a train!

Don't knock on death's door... Ring the door bell, then run for it! He hates that!

STUT UP VOICES!! DON'T MAKE ME POKE YOU WITH A Q-TIP AGAIN!!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

“When life gives you lemons, wing ‘em right back and get your own.”

“When life gives you lemons, start writing!”
-Anonymous

“I'm special too. Tonight I'm counting the pretty buckles on my white jacket before I go to sleep.”
-Kay-chan

“Mr. Computer, you suck! You suck worse than the suckiest suck that ever sucked!”

“It's you and me against the world. We attack at dawn.”

“Lizzy! I'm gonna take over the front office. We're gonna need some rope, duct tape, an eggplant, some donuts, and a pig. ANY QUESTIONS?!”

“The Aburame secret technique: talking in dots.”
-Fluffy-chan

“People often ask me where it is that I get my ideas. (Why do I get my ideas is a close second).”
-Gary Larson

“You all need to be stabbed in the eye with a really hot french fry.

“Your what's over the who now?”

“Sometimes I drift off into my own little world. But it's okay! They know me there!”

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”
-Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

“If it dies in sunlight, it's a vampire. If it sparkles in sunlight, it's a homosexual. Learn the difference, could save your life"
-Bluebird0020

"Crazy minds think in a somewhat similar fashion!"
-James

"There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it's going to be a butterfly."
R. Buckminster Fuller, 1895-1983, American Architect and Engineer

"You see things; and you say 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?'"
-George Bernard Shaw

"You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me."
-C.S.Lewis

Lucy: I could go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on, but I won't cause then it would get soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long no one would bother to read it... (Don't diss me cause I'm a weirdo, or you won't get any of my pizza or my muffin... hehehehe muffin... prune... hehehehe)

-SMILEY FACE-

KCHG, LUCY OUT, KCHG. (Those were astronaut noises)

Mead: Um, Lucy? I have a feeling no one would want to read it right now. XD We should so invite each other over to each-other's houses in the holidays! Imagine what we could do! (Lucy: Enjoying your book? Mead: Yep. -the two continue to read-)

I can't be bothered getting anymore cool things for our profile. It's getting a bit long, away.

Lucy: Yeah, maybe we should delete the start bit... (I know exactly what would happen if you came to my house; Mead: Hehehehe! Lucy: What? Mead: -Repeats funny bit-/ Mead: OMG! You have horses? Lucy: Yup -we go see horses-/ Mead: Hey Lucy, I'm hungry... got any crackers?)

Mead: We could change the start of the profile into a chapter...? Hey, are you working on the 5th chapter at all?

OMG, you have horses!! LET ME COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE, PLEASE! I WANT TO MEET THEM! Mmmmmm, crackers...

Lucy: Yeah... maybe switch the chapters over so that it turns into the first chapter... and YES I am working on the fifth chapter, but... I've kinda run out of stuff to put in there... any suggestions?

Mead: We could start another story!! The Random Things Mead And Lucy Talk About On Their Profile While Waiting For Their Noodles To Finish Cooking?

Well, in the fifth chapter you could put all the things we talked about at Hamner, Prize Giving and the last day of school maybe?

Hah, I found an awesome book. I quote; 'I didn't say anything. What could I say? "Well, this is uncomfortable isn't it?" or "Do you enjoy uneasy silences filled with tension and unasked questions too?" Not conversation starters I was all that enthused about.''

Lucy: Ha! We should so start an new story! If you're in say EYE!

Mead: Umm... Lucy, I think it's AYE...

-one day later-

Mead: Hey Lucy! I just got rid of a good bit of our proflie and turned it into a book! WE HAVE HAD FOUR PEOPLE LOOK AT IT ALREADY! The fifth person doesn't count, cause it was probably me as it was from NZ.

Lucy: Actually I think that might of been me... Anyway... gotta go... I'm kinda eating cornflakes and if I don't eat them soon then they'll go all soggy :) (Don't worry, I had breackfast at lunch time already... If I had a choice then I'd eat cornflakes for all meals and snacks... I love cornflakes)

-Another day later-

Lucy: -Yawn- I just woke up... man, waking up at twelve thirty really takes a lot out of you! But hey, there's two ways to look at it... You either woke really, really late and it's time to get up, or you woke up really, really early and it's time to go back to bed. (I prefer the latter) Well... guess what I had for breakfast? No, it wasn't cornflakes, it was... CHIPS! One of the advantages of waking up so late is that you can have lunch for breakfast... or vis versa... mmmmm... cornflakes, I'm feeling kinda hungry... I think I'll go have some...

Mead: YES! I LOVE myself! It didn't even take me one day to go into late-night-holiday mode! I now am back to staying up to 4am in the morning and waking up six hours later! XD

I personally think bacon is better than cornflakes... Damn, now I'm hungry...

Lucy: Hmm... Interesting concept... KELLY ATTACK!! (she's our dog... dalmation) I DECLARE WAT-I MEAN WAAARR! BACON IS AWSOME BUT CORNFLAKES ARE BETTER... Paper, sissors, rock?

Mead: Sure... You chose what your doing first, then I'll tel you what I chose.

Lucy: Hahahaha, no. YOU first then I'll tell you what I...

Ella: Hey Lucy! Look it's a flying pig!

Lucy: WHERE!

Ella: What is this thing?

Lucy: THAT, would be our profile page...

Ella: There's this idiot on here with the same name as you...

Lucy: THAT, would be me.

Ella: Hmmm... I think you chsoose... sissors...

Lucy: NO! THAT'S JUST WHAT SHE WANTED YOU TO DO! DON'T YOU SEE?! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Ella: What the hell, Lucy?

Mead: Right, I chose rock. HAH! YOU DIE LUCY! BACON RULES FOREVER!

Lucy: My little sister is sitting in a blue box, rocking back and forth and trying to hide by sticking her head down everytime someone goes down the hallway... it's amusing to watch. Do you think I've been a bad influence?

Mead: Nah, Lucy, you've been a brilliant influence! We need more people like us! I remember when I used to do that...

Lucy: -Wipes tear away from her eye- Good times, good times... oh to be young again...

-Christmas day-

Lucy: Do you think it's sad that I have time and beyond to update the profile... and it's christmas! Anyway, for christmas today I got, three bookshelves, (Still not enough to hold my books) a lava lamp, tons of origami paper (I've officialy started a paper flower pyramid), 125 worth of book vouchers (Actually it was only 105 worth of book vouchers, the other twenty was real money, but book vouchers are much more interesting), a giant blow up chair, a snow cone maker, wii fitteness plus, a balance board and wii water sports (hmmm... I wonder if their trying to send a message with this gift?), some new earphones, a laptop bag, a mini torch, another pen to clip onto my necklace, two cook books, some pods, three chocolate sanat's, a really fluffy end-of-bed blanket and matching pillow, a hot water bottle shaped like a dinosaur, sims three on nindendo ds, and a giant stick of bubbles... what did you get?

Mead: HOLY SHIT LUCY! How come you got all that? I got a bike... a voucher for a horse riding camp weekend... and about two tons worth of American candy. Then, at my Nana and Grandad's I got 4 bottles of Lemon lime and bitters, those white things you paint on, A hammock and a dvd! GUESS WHAT THE DVD WAS! ANGUS, THONGS AND PERFECT SNOGGING! You've read the book, right?

-Boxing day-

Lucy: Well, kinda... I've read the third... it's a habit of mine to do that... but the reason I got so much stuff is cause 'santa' came and gave it to us. I have a little sister who's eight and still thinks santa's real... it's really cute, and awsome cause we get more presents. But y'know how the three bookshelves aren't enough to hold my books, yeah well, mum's gonna take me to spend my book vouchers and buy a couple more. Don't worry they're not those huge bookshelves, one of them has two shelves another has three and the last has four shelves, so it's not actually that much room. Except it took me the entitre three shelves to store my animorph colection... so...yeah. OMG!! You got a hammock! I've always wanted one of those! Lucky...

Mead: The movie is SO funny! You should come round some time and watch it. Damn, now I want a little sister or brother... Hah, I took all the clothes I didn't need out of some of my drawers, and now two are them are stuffed with books.

Yeah, hammocks are cool as.

-The day after boxing day. I like to call it boxes day-

Lucy: I got some books today. Percy Jackson. Number one to number three. Ha! We also synced our wii fit thingy to the wii today and I've been playing penguins slide and fly-like-a-chicken since we got home. Ha! You know your crazy when: (I just made this now so it won't make any sense) #1; Your family doen't even blink if you burst into hysterical laughter in a really awkward silence.

#2; Your dad walks down the hallway and see's you leaning suspicuasly down with your arms wrapped around something and smiling that really weird smile you smile when something's; broken, gone missing from you sisters room, or, you've come up with a new plan for world domination and you're about to try it out, and he just smiles at you and turns up the volume on his i-pod.

#3; You walk around those little thingies they have in the middle of the store twice burst out laughing and announce very loudly that you need to pee and none of family seems very surprised by this.

#4; You run into a room yell out a word that does or doesn't exsist, run back down the hallway and return twenty minutes later asthough nothing happen and your sisters don't even bother to ask you what you were doing.

Lucy: All of the above happened to me more than once. Say SCHMOOCHS if they've happened to you too. (Mead, I'm talking to you)

Mead: SCHMOOCHS!

#5 You might be sitting on a chair or some other object upside-down reading, and when your mother walks past she doesn't even blink.

#6 You are walking down the hallway when the firealarm goes off, and your father or some other family members comes walking out and asks what you did this time.

#7 You could start raving on about bacon at a random time, and your family won't even glance at you.

#8 You pour tons of salt all over your food, and the only thing your family says is to hurry up cause they want the salt.

Lucy: Seriously, Mead. What did you do to set off the fire alarm? So anyway...

#9 You wake up at twleve in the afternoon, get up twice to; get something to eat/ drink or pee and none of your family coments on the fact you've been in bed, reading, fiddling on the computer or playing nindendo for the last seven or eight hours.

#10 You buy a box of three 264 paged books and read them in the first whole day you have to read them and no-one is even surprised that you emerge in ten hours and complain you need more books.

Mead: Well, you see, it was raining at night this one time, so I didn't want to light the fire outside. So I made my little bonfire inside, but I forgot about the firealarm... Anyway, now whenever the firealarm goes off they think it's me! (Usually is, though.) What books did you buy?

#11 You can stay up until 4am in the morning watching TV or using the computer, and your dad will only say; 'If your mother finds out, I didn't know.

#13 You will put and book down somewhere and when you get back it's gone, so you search everywhere around the house, then realize it was in your hand the whole time.

-New years eve-

Lucy: OMG!! THIS IS SO ANNOYING!! I just came up with like ten really good one's and put them up but now they're not here!! OMG!! Freaky thought... at twelve tonight... I'm goning to be fifteen next year!! AAAAAHHHHH!! I swear, the last time I checked I was ten... that's really the last time I could remeber my age without having to stop and think about... or with out someone telling me... something else annoying... my mouse isn't clicking pro-per-ra-ra-le-lar... it isn't working... I'm listening to a really old song they used to play when I was in room six... which was like room four or five then... man it brings back memories... pretty much the exact same thing that happened this year, and last year, and the year before... and the year before that... anyway, I'm sitting at my desk reading and the song is playing really loudly, and everyone's jumping around and dancing and being really loud and throwing stuff around and yelling at each other, and I'm just sitting there reading... hey, I think I just figured out why we go through so much teachers... I've had... Mrs Johnson, Mrs Sandry, Mrs Malpass, Mrs Mills, Mrs Stodart, Miss Zie... well I don't know how to spell her name so I'll just write it how it's pronounced... Miss Z-eye-time, Mr Spencer, and some other teacher we had on fridays in Mrs Johnson's class... for some reason, everyone leaves after they've been in our class, except for Miss can't-spell-her-last-name and Mr Spencer... we did cause him to take his first sick break in the four or five years he's been teaching at our school though... aahhh... good times...

-7 of January cause Mead is so lazy she's decided not to bother to post a reply-

Lucy: ... My life is soooo boring. I am checking my emails everyday this week... so don't be surprised if I disappear of the face of the planet for a while... -sigh- nothing new to report. Execpt there's a new chapeter up for 'The Adventures Of Lucy And Mead That Are Shoved Together In A Way Similar To That Of Making A Penut Butter And Jelly Sandwich' ...I think that's what it's called... it's kinda long, and I can't remember things very well... unless they're fanfic or ficpress quotes, then I can remember them really well, like I'll quote them at really random times for absolutbley no reason...I'm rambling now... I have a confession to make! I HAVE EATEN YELLOW SNOW!! Seriously, I have. But don't worry, it definitly wasn't pee. Y'know how I got a snow cone maker for Christmas? Well, mum got us some lemon flavoured flavouring. It's actually really nice. I am officially a fan of another book series... Y'know those ones about a girl called Georgia? Angus, Thongs, And Full Frontal Snogging... they're halliarious! They also have the strangest titles, e.g: It's okay, I'm wearing really big knickers!, Knocked out by my nunga nungas, Dancing in my nuddy pants, ...and that's when it fell off in my hand (don't worry, she'll be talking about a fake mustach or something), ...then he ate my boy entrancers, and, ...startled by his furry shorts. (The titles are quotes so it would have actually been said somewhere in the book.)... Seriously, you should read them. (Sven is awsome)

Mead: I'M BACK! IT'S BEEN ONE MONTH, AND NOW I HAVE FINALLY BEEN BOTHERED TO WRITE ON HERE. WELL, KINDA. I'M ONLY HERE TO SHOW YOU THAT THING LUCY. SORRY ABOUT CAPS, CAN'T BE BOTHERED TURNING IT OFF. WHERE WAS I? OH, RIGHT, THE THING I WANTED TO SHOW YOU LUCY:

Commonly used phrases we say but never realise they cancel each other out:
1) Clearly misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty ugly
8) Seriously funny
9) Only choice
10) Original copies

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Damaged by silverstaar18 reviews
He once raised a knife on me, nipping the skin at my throat. That was our only interaction. Six months later he returns to school from prison and everyone hates him... except me. Yes I was crazy, but a nobody like me was the only one who could see his pain and I couldn't watch him suffer.
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100 Love Letters by Aurette reviews
Since she was sixteen, Amy has written love letters to her future husband. In a fit of frustration, she throws them out, where they're picked up by the last person in the world she ever expects. Since when do rock stars sing about nothings like her?
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Broken Clocks by Irish Eyes 63 reviews
REMOVED.
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“Emma, it’s a kissing booth. You have to actually kiss them.” “Joey I like you as much as anyone can like an anally attentive, obsessive compulsive, president of the planning committee but I refuse, wholeheartedly, to kiss Lucas Harvey.”
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Tainted by DarkMagicAngel24 reviews
"Alice, I love you. I love you so much it hurts," "You can't… You can't love me, Phoenix! I'm tainted." "Alice, I'll be by your side forever. I promise." ... Maybe... being tainted... isn't so bad after all...
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Love's To Blame by Saverina reviews
"You're wrong," he whispered, gazing softly at me. "I won't lie to you. I believe that I deserve you. I know I do." He sighed. "But… I'm too damn selfless, that I'm willing… to let you go." A Valentine's Day One-Shot
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Unknown Jealousy by heyyitsmeexo reviews
The first time I met him, he insulted my singing & dancing to 'Under The Sea'. If only I knew then that he'd be the new guitarist for my brother's band, help me when my psycho ex-boyfriend came back, and end up being the guy I fell in love with.
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Confessions of a High School Talyin by glamoureste reviews
So... high school. Big deal, right? Actually, for me, it is. With my brother and his best friends as the gods of this place, I never expected a year so complicated. But guess what? I just had to make everything ten times harder than it should have been.
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The Adventures Of Mead And Lucy check summery reviews
The Adventures Of Mead And Lucy That Consists Of Serveral Random Coversations Shoved Together In A Way Simalar To Making A Peanutbutter And Jelly Sandwich. Lucy:Well,your nose is kinda red. Mead:Great. Lucy:Rudolf the red nosed reindeer- Mead: Shut up.
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The Random Things Mead And Lucy Say Check Summery reviews
The Random Things Mead And Lucy Talk About On Their Profile While Waiting For Their Noodles To Finish Cooking, made because our profle is too long, because of all the chatting we do on it!So,we are turning parts of it into a book.A bit like our other book
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2010