The Porcelain Maiden
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 12-05-10, id: 754880, Profile Updated: 03-29-14

Hi, call me Alex. I'm just your regular gothic girl, lovin' psychologically riveting macabre stuff.

There isn't really much to say about me, except that I love writing and rping and believe I can sing well. I'm a Libra and love vintage things. My music choices vary greatly.

My favorite actresses are Helena Bonham Carter, Jayma Mays, Julia Roberts, and Kate Miccuci and much more. My fav. actors are Jeremy Irons, Crispin Glover, Tom Hiddleston, Robert Carlyle, Alan Rickman and much more. Ummmm, what else? Also, I'm currently writing books/drabbles, which I might post here. I dislike Twilight and love Harry Potter.

I detest Mary Sues but believe they can be salvaged or people can continue to improve, as I hopefully have. I've begun taking writing very seriously as of late. Also I dislike when people say that I am Emo when I'm Gothic. Then I have to explain to them the differences. I detest snobby, disrespectful children. 'Nuff said.

Beware that I can be a bit of a critic, but I try to keep it constructive. I enjoy sarcasm and wit greatly. Tom Lehrer is epic. I quite like his music. You'll mostly see Helena Bonham Carter or Jayma Mays portraying characters in my stories, mostly because they're my favorite actresses currently. I love macabre stories and am very intelligent/observative. I am told that I think out of the box and am a fan of tragedy/ psychological thriller/suspense/mystery/fantasy/dark comedy/ironic/realistic/complicated etc. stories. So you might see a lot of that in my writing. Although, it may take a bit of time for me to write something for numerous reasons, so if you like my stories or ideas please be patient with me. I think that's about it...

The more we talk, the more you get to know me. Feel free to come and chat. If you'd like to roleplay with me, just go ahead and ask. :3

Go on, shoo! Have fun! Or not. To each their own.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Ice Queen and Her Fire King by cityrain reviews
She makes the snow fall with frozen tears...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Complete
Can't You See I Love You? by LadyOfPurple306 reviews
A stalker with a crush.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Complete
The Ice King by Itakru
A king of ice, and a loyal subject who can never look away. . . .
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
The Art of Villain Making by RealmNight reviews
Ways to create the Perfect Villain. For the love of creative writing...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/6/2006
My Long Awaited Mary Sue Essay by Ghost in the Machine reviews
My thoughts on Mary Sues. How to spot them and what to do with them for readers and authors alike.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Complete
Obscure Despondency by Grace Hsia reviews
Read the story of a mad man, and the dark corners of the human psyche. A man who loved his wife - were if not for the supernatural forces at work against him.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2005
DOLLS by Advent of Apocalypse reviews
In a world where cybernetic humans are created for the pleasure of their creators, those who have freed themselves struggle to find happiness in a world against them. [Warning: Yaoi]
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 6/20/2005
MarySues for the Clueless by Luna Lapella reviews
A description of Mary-Sues, how they come to be, and how to avoid them. This will be very useful for fanfic writers who don't know what a Mary-Sue is.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/14/2005
The Internet is Down Today by nathalsa reviews
From an Internet stalker's point of view... probably one of the creepiest things I've ever written.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2005
Stalker by Cosmic Angel reviews
'I love you, see' A stalker's point of view.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2005
Across the river by Morelwen reviews
Ganymede, cup bearer to the gods, lover of Zeus laments his life and what it has become
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2004
Ice King by Oceans Phoenix
The emotion of isolation and rejection
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2004
Mary Sue by Klanx reviews
The different types of Mary Sue
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2004
My Love, My Love by Gleechumber reviews
This was meant to be a sweet, romantic poem, but it turned into something more like a creepy-stalker kind of thing.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2004
thinking of you by Artemis Astralstar reviews
in the POV of a stalker.please r & r
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/31/2003