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Happy Birthday, man.

Oh wait- so it isn't your birthday?

Your loss, I bought you a chicken.

It was a pretty good deal I got for that there chicken.

Only paid about... two bucks. I even got a free cookie but... I ate it.

Well, then. What the hell am I s'posed to do with this goddamn chicken?

No! I am NOT gonna fry it.

Maybe I'll train it to do lap dances.

But that'd be awkward...

For EVERYONE.

Anyways, Happy Birthday.

Hope you have a good one!

Unlike last year when we...

No, I'm not even gonna go into that.

But that guy did end up giving us lollipops..

So it wasn't that bad, actually.

Okay, bye-bye!


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It's A Business Doing Pleasure With You by Lostinthenightrain reviews
She hated his aristocratic air. He hated her enigmatic persona. They were on the opposite ends of the spectrum and yet with one common need, they agreed to a marriage. With such split personalities, they united under a white flag for now. SKoW Winner! REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/31/2020 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Complete
The Secret Life of A Candle by LuckyLark reviews
Annie Candle has a hard knock life. Her mom snoops through her virtual diary like an obsessive stalker, her best friend is convinced a vampire is in love with her, there's that weird creeper guy actually stalking her, and then there's That Thing. Ugh.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,329 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011
A Rose is a Rose by SapphireWings63 reviews
My own version of Beauty and the Beast. Don't worry, the story is written better than the summery. You may have noticed I changed the name. I changed it in honor of Robert Frost's The Rose Family.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011
CAROL! Angry Face by TheCarolSlayer reviews
It all started one day when Michelle Neekon posted a new gif on Bumblr. All was well until she logged onto Bumblr the next day and noticed that a girl named Carol STOLE HER GIF and war began! Now out for revenge, Carol starts scheming.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,995 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Complete
Diary of a Teenage Internet Troller by Seamir reviews
Tips on surviving the interwebs, from someone who's been there.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011
Me And My Messed Up Mind by WeezyAnna reviews
Paper I wrote for Honors English. One shot. Short, creepy story.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Complete
The Hot Sparkle Dog Story by Snitchgrabber reviews
Derp
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Complete
The ShitList from a Thirteen Year Old by TonicNGin reviews
This is a opinionated list talking about films, books etc... There isn't "chapters" per-say, they're more sections that i shall add to. If my opinions don't agree with yours - "You prefer this..." - then don't tell me, i want your views on the content,
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2011
Holy Sh t by James Brian Begert reviews
A short story of religion, drinking and toilet humor.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Complete
The Guide to Surviving a New Relationship by Bibliomancer reviews
A sample of my writing. This is a humorous piece, directed at those new couples that slobber all over each other, etc.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Complete
The Hopeless Romantic's Guide to Loveless Life by Lyssrus reviews
It's a scary world out there filled with women more attractive than you and men too self-centered to care you exist. Unless you want to end up like Miss Havisham, you had better get reading. You'll be saved before you can say: bippity boppity boo.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011
How to Write Horror: a tutorial by KCanathema reviews
A brief overview of the major elements of horror, along with examples from popular media and a running example that uses each section to slowly build up the scene. If you're having a hard time writing horror, this may be of use to you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Complete
Nerds at the End of the World by Shintoshi reviews
How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse'. Everyone has thought about it. Some people have even written theirs out. This one group of people are now going to have to see just how good their guide really is.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 37 - Words: 72,273 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Complete
Lost and Found by MyManIsFictional reviews
Denor left something at Lucy's house and comes back to find it, only to end up getting a bit "distracted".
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
Moonlight and Roses by MadameLeQueen reviews
His little marionette was solely his to break. Nothing would break the two apart: laws, people, not even heaven and hell. Though the Italian man was bent on his dark possessiveness, there was nothing more exciting than a gang war with her French father.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,397 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 6/29/2009
Isn't She Pretty? by the corrupted quiet one reviews
Gothic poetic piece meant to be read as a monologue. Yeah. T for darker and more mature-ish themes.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Complete
Cation by Dai Le May
Short poem that rhymes. I deserve a reward.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Complete
I Won't Say A Word by MandoCorellianJedi reviews
I'll just keep quiet about my feelings for you...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Complete
Land of cherry blossoms by tolerate reviews
Their homes, their beloveds.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Complete
Dear Btch by SoulSearcher95 reviews
This has reallly bad language in, sorry. For all the High School B*tches out there, maybe you will learn.
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Complete
Teendults by Anthony Tesla reviews
A monologue about me, about you, and about a lot of people around my age...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Complete
Call Of Duty: Black Ops by Love Rockets reviews
We all know how average teenage boys just love the popular 'Call Of Duty: Black Ops'. Now the game takes a small toll as a boyfriend and girlfriend, Jonah and Lacey, get bored in his room.ONE-SHOT. *Review if you want more COD one-shots*
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Complete
Confession A Monologue by Queen of the Highway
A girl confesses her love for her boyfriend's best friend and suffers internal conflict.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Complete
Monster by Angeladex reviews
She was a typical student. With a stalker. Her musings on poetry, and her various experiences with English Teachers. Rated T. Kinda creepy. Read and Review!
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Complete
Internal Monologue 41 by wasp inc reviews
Meet the most depressed character I’ve ever written. This story is about him/her trying to come to grips with his/her self. Try to guess who/what they are. Please review.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Complete
Who I am in a Monologue by Katrin Hanson reviews
This monologue is part of a series of monologues I am doing. It is about me, and what I think really defines me and what I think is really essential to me.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
Start The Best dA Fight EVAR by Peanut Butter Crackers reviews
Warning: Rated 'M' merely for the language. How To Start the Best dA Fight EVAR. This guide includes all the tips and tricks, along with a complete LULZWORTHY dA fight that totally won the award. Read if you dare.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Complete
The Power of Writing by witchcat reviews
An essay explaining the power of the writen word, and how you can use it to change history.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Last Christmas by Crazywritings reviews
This is so illegal," he panted. "I know," I purred. "It's hot, isn't it?" Teacher/student. M for safety no actual sex scene for once ;D . ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Untitled by UserDoesNotExiest reviews
Caution: This isn't for you.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
Wonderland by Scarlet Child reviews
We are not in Wonderland anymore, Alice.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Fated by EmilyFaerber reviews
She was sitting alone on the top bleacher, eating chocolate Twizzlers with a pair of iPod buds in her ears. She was so cool, and I felt instantly drawn to her mysterious aura. I couldn’t stop staring.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Fade To Black by Scarlet Ibis 24 reviews
A teacher has an affair with his young student. Biracial fic. Note: the student is eighteen, but a senior in high school.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,301 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Seatbelts Save Lives by madpoet08 reviews
A poem depicting the scene of a car crash, very vivid.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Complete
Straight A by eraced reviews
Dark one. bout a girl who's raped by her fav teacher.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/9/2006