Hi. My name's Alex (and I'm a GIRL.) Some may know me, some may not. But for those of you who do not (which is probably why you're here to begin with), here's some stuff about me.
I happen to like all types of stories (straight romances/action/adventure/whatever) but I LOVE yaoi. (M/M, slash, boyxboy, whatever you call it...) Don't ask me why. I just happen to find that sort of thing interesting. I am well aware that yaoi in no way realistic, so if you don't like it, please don't start going into an anti-yaoi rant. I respect your opinion, but I don't agree with it. Deal.
I am in 'love' with Magnus Bane and Alec Lightwood from the Mortal Instruments. (Yes I'm aware that one of them sort of shares my name.) The Mortal Instruments is a series written by Cassandra Clare, that's in the same genre as Harry Potter, and Twilight (although this series is SO much better then Twilight...it's not even a contest) They may be secondary characters, (and they may be a gay couple) but they are extremely AWESOME!! U
I also happen to love sweets of almost any kinds. My favorites are Oreos, and Milky Ways, so if I end up sending you a review involving either, it means that I'm worshiping the ground you walk on by giving them up. *eye twitch*
I dislike non-cannon pairings. For those who don't know, that means that I don't like it when, let's say...Edward starts kissing Jacob.*shudder* Can I get a show of hands as to who agrees? Neither are gay, and they hate each other, so why in the world are people writing stories about them being romantically involved? I don't expect to run into this problem here, but I just thought I'd let you know...
I also happen to dislike Justin Bieber. I don't think that it is normal for a sixteen-year old GUY to sing like a twelve-year old GIRL. If that happens, then usually, the guy is bullied relentlessly for it, not making billions, and having tons of screaming fangirls for it. I know that it probably isn't fair for me to rant about how terrible Justin Bieber is while trying to keep people from ranting to me about how terrible yaoi is, but I'm only human. I make mistakes. So, I shall apologize in advance to anyone who may take offense to my Bieber rants. SO, sorry if I go on a Bieber rant and you like him.
I don't believe in God. I think that He was just created in order to keep people 'in their place'. Think about it. If God REALLY loved EVERYONE and was ACTUALLY looking out for them, then why are so many innocent people suffering for being at the wrong place at the wrong time, or being born into a bad family? And if He WAS real, then why is everyone busy debating (and by 'debating' I really mean 'arguing and cursing each other to the point where they are trying to kill each other') whether 'your' God, or 'my' God should be worshiped? Am I the only one who finds this strange? Again, sorry if I offend anyone. Can't change who I am...
I am one of the most random people in the history of mankind. :)
I'm not very good at WRITING stories, but I absolutely LOVE reading them!!
Random stuff!!!!! (Gotta love it! ^U^)
93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like explosions and/or fire, copy and paste.
If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.
If you've ever read an entire profile out of sheer boredom, copy and paste this onto your profile.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
If you can read this message, you are smart because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
(I have to admit that it took me a second to figure out some of the words, but I got most of them!! ^U^)
Remember there's a light at the end of every tunnel, just make sure its not a train. - unknown
The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY! - unknown
"If life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it!" - unknown
I didn't fall for you, you tripped me. - unknown
Love? I'd rather fall in chocolate. - unknown
You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same. - unknown
Men aren't worth your tears and the one who is won't make you cry. - unknown
Silence is golden but ductape is silver. - unknown
Don't take life too seriously, it's not like you're getting out alive. - unknown
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with." - unknown
"People think it must be fun to be smart, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world"- unknown
"Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face, when you push them down a flight of stairs. " - unknown
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."- Albert Einstein
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."- unknown
"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits."
"Your'e a good friend and all, but if the zombies come- i'm SO tripping you" -unknown
Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side. - unknown
Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all. -Dale Carnegie
"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door." - Milton Berle
No one grows up. they just learn how to act in public. - unknown
Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - unknown
If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun. - unknown
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them- unknown
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. - unknown
There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives.- unknown
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. - unknown
"I smile because I have no idea what's going on."
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them!
"Somehow, in some way that was all your fault."
Retreating! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!
Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. (You see chaos and disorder, I see a unique filing system!)
"Smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to."
"Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over."
"I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me."
"Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun"
"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up."
"When all else fails, blow shit up."
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." -Adam Savage
"We are always the same age inside."-Gertrude Stein
-"All the good guys are from anime, married or gay"- Random author
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
-The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
-Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
-Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
-Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
-You say psycho like it's a bad thing!
-Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate
-Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong
-Everything is funny as long as it's happening to some one else
-One by one penguins steal my sanity, but since when have I been sane
-I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world
-What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding
-A vase is basically a flower torture device; you rip it from its home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly
-I will temporarily rule the world, forever
-Edward has super speed, Emmet has super strength, but Jasper can sit in a corner and still make people jealous.
-If you don't like the way I drive stay off the sidewalk!