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Joined 12-15-10, id: 756239, Profile Updated: 04-15-11
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Name: Alix (and I'm a girl... and I'm trying out spelling my name with an I instead of an E...)

Age: Old enough to know that you really don't need to know my real age! ;P

Hobbies: reading, writing, hanging with friends, sleeping if that is a hobby, and playing with my sisters and my cat, Lizzie who i absolutly ADORE!

I am Currently Reading: The Iron King by Julie Kagawa

Profile Links: http://fanfiction.net/u/2588830/ There are 4 Fanfictions, Percy Jackson, Twilight(Alice/Jasper Meeting story), and Morganville Vampires.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this to your profile.

If you love to read, Copy and paste into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, and ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a song stuck in your head for more than three weeks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books to come out, copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever created a copy-and-paste thing, copy THIS into your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever spazzed over Robert Pattinsons uglieness, copy and paste this on your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think we should all go bother Snape...copy and paste this on you're profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, (it's so fun! :-) ) copy this into your profile.

If you love /stupid/funny/insperational or meaningful Quotes, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Worst Pickup Lines ever! (and how you should respond to them)

Got these from TwilightGrl0312's profile and thought they were HILARIOUS!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

LOTS-O-LOVE!

EJ (TwilightGrl0312)

Some of My favorite things

Favorite Quote

Oh my god, Oh my god we thank you for the food that mom has put in front of us, and STOP the Devil from doing bad things and GET OUT OF HERE, Satan. Go go so we can live in peace. Amen." Hogarth from the Iron Giant.

Favorite Books

The Morganville Vampires (Of Course!)

Vampire Kisses

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

The Dark Guardians Series

Rizzoli and Isles Series

There is a lot more but I'm to lazy to go to my room and look at my bookshelf.

Favorite Movies

The Proposal

Eclipse

Tangled

The Iron Giant

Favorite TV Shows

Law and Order SVU

Bones

CSI (Original One)

Vampire Diaries

The Glades

The Gates

and a bunch more I can't think of right now.


This came from Wampi's profile.

Friends will comfort you when he rejects you. Best friends will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Friends help you find your prince. Best friends kidnap him, then bring him to you and forces him to marry you til death do you part.

Friends will bail you out of jail. Best friends would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

Good friends will let you dance with your boyfriend, BEST FRIENDS will yell "No she's mine!"

A friend would lend you an umbrella but a BEST FRIEND would steal yours and say,"Run Bitch Run!"

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES.

Ran with scissors, and lived!

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter

I'll protect you because I know you're worth protecting.

Bite me and I'll bite back.

I've had bruised ribs, broken arms, head busted open, torn muscles, drowned, suffocated, and stopped breathing a couple times. I still haven't broke. What makes you think you can hurt me?

Sometimes when I say, "Oh I'm fine," I want someone to look me in the eye and say, "Tell the truth."

She finally gave up. She dropped the fake simle as a tear rolled down her cheek she whispered, "I can't do this anymore."

You see that girl over there? That's my best friend, YOU break her heart... I break your face!!

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Fire by StarScarlet76 reviews
'Taking a deep breath Kenna broke the seal, inside was a folded piece of paper. She opened it and began to read…' Secrets, once revealed, can never be forgotten.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 118,125 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 7/9/2010
Metamorphosis by Maddiecat reviews
When you're sixteen, you're supposed to go to parties, shop til you drop, and hang out with friends. But not Mira Pascal; She's got more on her plate that any other teen probably couldn't handle. Why, you may ask? She's pregnant. Sequel is up.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 208,567 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
Assassin: The Faerie King's Lie by PiNk DUck FrauD reviews
Cecelia Morgan lives a lie. The illegitimate daughter of a faerie king, she has the power to toppel kingdoms. Someone plans to use her to steal the throne, and the only person stnading in the way is Stone Voguet. But will he risk himself to save her?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,585 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011
Light X Dark by readwritelearnlisten reviews
Kali Clark is having one of those days: her parents are not who they say they are, her hot english teacher is her destined betrothed, her best friend is her guard, and her life as she knows it will never be the same again-action, sci-fi fantasy & romance!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,312 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Complete
A Dictionary of Faeries by PiNk DUck FrauD reviews
Here's a Guide to understanding my world of Faeries! You'll find background information, character relationships, and descriptions of different types of faeries. Don't agree with it? Write your own dictionary. I will be updating as new characters come in.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011
Queen of the Vampires by Evil-Angel92 reviews
I was chained to a cold silver table... They say that when you find your soul mate you know who they are the minute you lay eyes on them... It gave me peace to know that I would die in his place.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,383 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 2/6/2010
Tithe: A Faerie Ballad by PiNk DUck FrauD reviews
Day 1, my roommate knows my mother. My pixie got me accused of stealing and pissed off Ms. Popularity. The most intriguing guy I've ever met blew me off. And my grandfather might have bribed my way into school. Welcome to the life of Abelia McMann.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,902 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Complete
Of Spells and Fur by PiNk DUck FrauD reviews
Noah needs a witch. The only way to stop being a werewolf is to find a witch willing to remove it then he can return to his normal self. Except the only witch he can find wants nothing to do with him. And there's something about her he just can't ignore.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011
Bound By Dresses by Allison Malliberry reviews
Corsets. Dresses. Fancy parties. Sixteen year old Charlotte is tired of it. She can't go outside because of her controlling mother or marry anyone she wants or do anything she wants at any time. Well, she's ready to fight it all.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,846 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010
Labyrinth: A Faerie Quest by PiNk DUck FrauD reviews
As future Goblin King, Trick needs a bride. He will only have one girl, though the court is set against his choice. Trick knows that if he can show her his world, she could be his, but first, she has to complete the labyrinth. And another wants the crown.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,792 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Complete
Tournament: A Tale of Faerie by PiNk DUck FrauD reviews
Faith Viruet is a runaway faerie princess. A chance meeting with human Abel McMann turns her world upside down, especially when he winds up in the tournament for her hand. Can Abel survive the faerie tournament and outwit a goblin bent on becoming king?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,055 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Complete
My Lullaby by Shadowpetals reviews
A vampire prince rans away from his destiny and accidently involves a human girl. Now he must save the girl and face his fate.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011
Modern Mary by Catrina08 reviews
There's somebody, something, after Katharine Chase. And a mysterious, eerie boy shows up at the most convenient times to save her again and again. He knows something about Katie that she doesn't know about herself, and it's a secret that may kill her.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/16/2010
Blind Lot by Shado 13 reviews
The newest werewolf Queen is having a hard time adjusting to her new position. She also sees her vampire admirer as a threat. But he's determined to melt her heart.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,376 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 8/7/2008
Mermaid by clay-heart reviews
David and Sera are in love, but have a few insurmountable problems, like, a difference in species.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,238 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009
Mimic Poems reviews
There are the two poems that I had to write for class. They follow the pattern of two other poems. Please read and review!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Complete