Elrie
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Joined 12-16-10, id: 756288, Profile Updated: 08-07-12
Author has written 10 stories for Life, Love, General, Young Adult, Friendship, Family, and General.

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In that little world of hers, she has ultimate power. She writes, erases, weaves her tapestry of a story. It has pores, flaws, breathing space. It's hers. It's a fantastical, radical, nonsensical place--where nothing is impossible and everything's a blur in that vast ocean of a mind within that se(a)mingly non-existent brain of hers. It's a wonder how she managed that double-pun. I mean, come on, she burps the ABCs and wants to form a whistle choir. Sooner or later, she'll find a way to type with her nose or fart the Blue Danube. But that's not the point. The point is that she loves reading and writing, and that she doesn't like celery.

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Fate's Last Dance by MysticAphrodite reviews
Together they danced, on the stern of the sinking ship. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Complete
Status Update by Saverina reviews
"Uh, well. I think I saw your grandma...naked...jumping on cars...singing the Batman theme song." A pause. "I'll call you back." One-Shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,047 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Complete
Metaphor by insaneandluvingit
Looking for confusing, nonsensical babble? You've come to the right place! When asked by my ninth grade English teacher to write a poem about life with a metaphor, I decided that life is a metaphor.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Runaway Groom by Saverina reviews
They say that my job is absurd and preposterous, that I'm ruining the blossoming foundations of a new couple's life. I say that the groom paid me to do it. One-Shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,226 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Complete
The Car Crash Love Affair by drink me pretty reviews
How were you supposed to know? It was all for you, it was all for you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Complete
Messy Recipes For Romance by WWYFIB
She liked to consider them soul mates, though. He did too. --this story doesn't belong in a category labelled 'Romance'. There just isn't one for 'True Love' yet--
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Complete
Regret's Reflection by drink me pretty reviews
Another life wasted on chasing phantoms and filthy addictions.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
Like A Phoenix From Hell by drink me pretty reviews
she is ever-lasting in her beauty and despair.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Complete
That Stupid Idiot by IncapableDreams reviews
COMPLETE. I just wanted to sleep through Sex Ed class, but it doesn't seem that he was going to let me. Then he claims that I'm a stalker, decides to sit with me at my lovely loner table, and plants himself right into my life. So much for staying a loner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,346 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Jumper by drink me pretty reviews
Let no misconception be made: this girl did not want to fly.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete
Dk8116 by breakingkay reviews
I have a boy that I can talk to about anything, and I can almost consider him my best friend. The only unusual thing? I don't know what his name is or even what he looks like. I only know he is 17 and a junior at my school.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,630 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
Five Afflictions of Online Fiction Writers by Mockingbyrd's Tune reviews
There are multiple epidemics among us. Make sure you are not infected!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Play Until Your Fingers Bleed by invisible.writer reviews
Play until your fingers bleed. So I did.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Complete
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run along the lines
careful, don't fall in.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2012
The Price of a Symphony
If love be the food of music, play on, play on.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Complete
Drip
The scientific theory of the lost soul and its biological separation from the physical body.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Complete
For Veronica
Love, Me.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Complete
The Art of Melting
Once bitten, twice shy. Once invited, twice willing.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Complete
A Night to Remember reviews
Andrew and Germaine meet up one summer night at the beach after four years of absolutely no contact. Catching up with each other, they start to reminisce...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
Faceless Names
One man's meat is another man's poison. Rated T for the pockets of meaning swimming in strange ideas.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Complete
Play The Game
"We're all part of the same sick little games." -All Time Low
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Complete
A Breakdown Of Love
A different take on the meaning of the word 'love'. Wordplay involved.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Complete
Fragmented
The shattered heart of a broken boy.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Complete