Alfred Symon
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Joined 12-27-10, id: 757836, Profile Updated: 02-12-11
Author has written 5 stories for Supernatural, Haiku, Fantasy, Humor, and Play.

Sleeping in the tiny hollows of the tree is a bat who can become a werewolf, perform algebra, solve problems, perform miracles, write an award-winning novel, talk to ghost, watch Glee on Fox, type a science report, feed the fish, kill an ogre, go to Wonderland, catch Pikachu and memorize his speech at the same time.

That would be me...

Not really me...

I just love my life!

Love yours too!

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Raining Red Wine by Then They call me M reviews
Red wine, chocolate, and enough misery to get me through the night.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Complete
Some Basic Rules of Writing by Red Fatality reviews
I just got tired of people claiming they are getting something published yet I see the title spelled wrong or no commas. Let's just hope this will help!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/15/2005
Periodic Table of Elements by sirius chatham reviews
a thought struck me, r/r
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2005
Guide For Fictionpress Reviews by ColorCrayons reviews
This is Mack from Clodhopper. My cousin and I have been asked a few times how we get so many reviews. This is our response. I hope it helps!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/7/2005
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The Death Scene: A Monologue
The scene of Abelard's death.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Complete
Symptoms of The Bully's Croup reviews
Bullies beware! Poem intended to change bullies to angels!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Complete
The Forbidden Nights
He hid his heart on somewhere special, he then ventures out to a haunted castle to search for it, not knowing his heart is very near to him...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Complete
Periodic Table of Elements reviews
Conatins a few humorous element haiku. It's quite funny actually, if I say so myself. My thanks to the my greatest scientific treasure, my vintage periodic table of elements.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Complete
The Twentytwo Cards of Tarot from the Universe reviews
Twenty-tow stories about the gothic start of the Tarot cards
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/31/2010