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It Almost Blew Out by Jude Blake Gabriel reviews
Is there something in my eyes because you refuse to look at me' he noticed her eyes locked on his lower regions. He was naked, wet and drying his hair with the damn towel. 'I was checking to see if you were okay' Yup, smart supply to brain? Gone. REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,075 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Complete
She Caught Me by D.R.Lee reviews
Melissa Castillo is fed up with her pent up feelings for her best friend Sam, so she takes matters into her hands. Sometimes, a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do. Even if it means capturing the heart of her dearly beloved best friend through unconventional means. (A novellete)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Complete
The Wingwoman by White Rose Blossom reviews
Jace spread his arms. "I'm right here, Lex." My heart skipped a beat. "Uhm, no thanks, you probably have cooties and other diseases." Jace, man-whore that he was, was one of my best friends, not to mention my house mate. So falling for him probably wasn't a good idea, right? Shit. This is why I needed a dog.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,797 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Complete
She Had Somewhere To Go by S.L. Gunn reviews
REMOVED ..."On a scale of 10 to 10, how hot do I look right now?" he wriggled his eyebrows suggestively. I tried not to gag - or jump his bones - as I said sweetly, "Is get the hell away from me before I punch you in the kidneys a choice?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Where I Do Not Exist by Brittany Woods reviews
Sylvia knows that she loves Parker and doesn't care that his best friend Smith thinks she's insane. Really. She doesn't care. She doesn't care AT ALL.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Complete
Allie by Edna-Mode413 reviews
Before I could think I heard myself saying, "I love your eyes." His face lit up and his smile deepened. "You love my eyes?" "Yes, I love your eyes. They're beautiful," I told him. "Do you fantasize about having children who have my eyes?" he asked grinning cheekily. How could I not like him?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,776 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Complete
Leaping On You by Alfreddie reviews
It was official: the pleasurable feeling of pummeling her brother was nothing compared to the feeling she got when she was with Jackson. Something was obviously wrong here.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,464 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Complete
The Runaway by StreetsOfGold reviews
"My lips taste like strawberries?" I asked, bringing my fingers to my lips. Kent rolled his eyes, "That's seriously all you got out of this conversation?" (One-Shot) (StarCross'd Prompt)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Complete
It's Chemistry by LizASmith reviews
(One-Shot) Dirk Blade was the smartest (thanks to me) and coolest kid in school. He was my biggest crush, but I only spoke to him once back then. Now, a year after I graduate, I wake up to him in my bed and neither of us have clothes on. What!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Complete
Unexpected bath time by coco-pops reviews
"Julian...I'm naked." I stated. "I noticed." He smirked. "I'm in a bath." I also stated."Yes, I noticed that to and you legs look delicious by the way." I yelped and dragged my legs back under the water."Awww, I was enjoying the view." He winked. ONE-SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Complete
Waffle No More by Lenni reviews
Wendy the Waffle Girl is now Wendy the I-Couldn't-Give-a-Crap Waitress at a local Italian restaurant during the summer before college, and her quirky sarcasm seems to have caught the attention of cute coworker Vincent. He just might try to ask her out… but not if her wayward boyfriend Max has anything to say about it. /ONE SHOT & follow up to "Leggo My Ego"/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Complete
Leggo My Ego by Lenni reviews
So, I threw a waffle at the biggest asshole in the school. He would have walked off without incident, but I just had to ask him, "Would you like some syrup with that?" ONE SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Complete
One Night in Europe by Alkali.Alias reviews
He leaned in closer, his eyes capturing mine intently. "And God knows I've thought about you, too. You've been the cause of one-too-many cold showers, if you know what I mean." "Mergoble?" I choked eloquently. A short story. Now complete!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,477 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
Bad Luck Charm by a-dubb reviews
"That's all fine and dandy," I said, hating the way my voice sounded - as if I had a nasal condition, or allergies, or something to that effect. "But right now, what I really need is the nurse. Or an E.R."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,660 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Complete
Call Me Crazy, Maybe? by BabyDollAndGiantFreaK reviews
I forgot her birthday, had punched her in the face, broke her nose actually, and compared my love for her to a popular fictional wizarding game. Honestly I don't think my chances could get any worse, but fate always has a way of screwing you over. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Complete
The Early Bird Catches the Worm by theKnobblyKneedWriter reviews
It's 2 am, I am only partially clothed, and James is standing in my kitchen with a beer bottle looking exceptionally appealing - It would be a heinous crime on the part of God to not allow this situation to end well.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Complete
All the things I'd Rather do by Eeliahs reviews
"I find you neither intellectually or physically appealing, the very idea of engaging in sexual activity with you makes me want to throw up. I'd rather have my tongue stapled to the ceiling then be anywhere near your naked or clothed body."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Complete
Five Photographs by K Writerly
Follow our intrepid photographer, Lasca, on her quirky quest to document the Gianni, a rare and intriguing species of lover. Rated for sexual innuendo and implied sexual situations.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,564 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Complete
Five Tasks of the Riverside by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
"I know what you're thinking, and you're wrong. We don't want to do anything perverted with your underpants, on the contrary, they'd be revered." Some Saturday nights are more interesting than others... One Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,082 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Complete
The Way I See It by theKnobblyKneedWriter reviews
ONESHOT. "You're kind of great too." He said at last, leaning even closer so his beautiful eyes were all I could see. "In fact, I like you quite a bit."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Complete
I Guess Skirts Aren't So Bad by love-peace-hugs reviews
For once, I just want to be in a normal situation with him. When I say 'normal', I mean, no straddling, no awkwardness and deffinitely no sneaking up behind me when I'm shirtless.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,423 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Complete
Unstoppable by theKnobblyKneedWriter reviews
ONESHOT. She's the kind of girl who will kick you in the groin for suggesting you're attracted to her. Luckily for her, he's not the kind of guy who lets that stop him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Complete
Stars in Her Eyes by trinforthewin reviews
Meeting Joseph Heller in a laundromat has certainly never been so interesting.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Complete
The Game Protestation by moca-chiller reviews
I hated when he spent too much time on those games...but I loved it when he focused all of his attention on me...give up the video games for just one night my love...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Complete
Less Than Three by Pinkamoo reviews
"You jerk, you could have told me," I smack him with my battleaxe and he grabs his side dramatically, eyes rolling into the back of his head. "Don't you get all melodramatic and unserious on me you make me angry."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Complete
Girls, Boys, and Other Enigmas by Miss Haps reviews
ONESHOT. "Your mom wants me to impregnate you?" I pause. "Yes," I answer honestly. "She thinks you're dreamy and has deemed you well equipped for the job." Kent laughs. "Well that's true. I think I can be pretty sufficient in that area of service."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
Forgive and Forget by kiwi.boba reviews
Sometimes being nice has their benefits. Especially when it concerns a certain Jesse Burns.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Complete
The Headstand by found.eventually reviews
"What does fuck mean?" His eyes looked up to meet hers, "It's a vile word." "What's does vile mean?" She always thought she was smart for her age, but he clearly won her by a thousand miles.She wasn't used to being defeated, and she hated it. ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Complete
My Personal Human Thermos by White Rose Blossom reviews
"Move your hand an inch in any direction and you're dead meat. You're mine for the night." They were the first words I had ever said to him. What I never realized is just what those words would lead to... oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Complete
Return The Favour by flowingypsy reviews
A bet." I cocked my eyebrow up; I loved a challenge, "What are the terms?" "These are the terms: become her boyfriend, make her fall in love with you, and sleep with her, dump her and crush her." "Who's the target?" He smirked,"Leah Richards" I'm game."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,344 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Complete
Over My Dead Body by girl with the broken halo reviews
I kinda sort of maybe fell for the guy kneeling over my dead body. Maybe Mollie was right, relationships were like skydiving and I was the girl who got impaled by a pine tree and never wanted to skydive again. ONE SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Complete
Falling for the Strange by Pinkamoo reviews
"I've knocked on every house in town, one lady shouted at me and some lecherous old guy tried to invite me in – but I'm finally here and we need to talk." "To what do I owe the pleasure – or displeasure, as 'we need to talk' never really ends well."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Complete
The Best Bits by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
'Dear Pip, Firstly, don't freak out. I know you've just tipped four dolls' heads out onto your bed and they're probably giving you the major creeps. Bear with me, there's a point to this.' One shot, ADoR prompt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
Of Idiots and Spontaneity by quinn-oliver reviews
Making the decision to, how should I say… spontaneously attack the shy and unsuspecting Alexander Flynn with my lips at the park was not exactly the most well thought out plan for it seems that I have now mentally ‘damaged’ him. Time to run away. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Complete
Facebook Official by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. The best way to get over a guy? Date his new girlfriend's twin brother.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,651 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Complete
SCM by D.R.Lee reviews
[Removed; No longer available]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Complete
Your Cat Is Dead by invisible.writer reviews
She considered sending him a text message, but perhaps it was too cold. "Your cat is dead, come take care of the mess" did see rather heartless. Grudgingly she dialed the oh-so familiar number that was his...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Complete
Easy Mac by Princess of Chocolate reviews
It all started with a bowl of macaroni and cheese... And three years of complete adoration on his part-- and four years of complete obliviousness on hers. Oneshot!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Complete
The Mistake by kiwi.boba reviews
..."I'm a mistake," he continued. "You deserve someone better." I smiled suddenly..."Are you saying you love me too?" ONE-SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Complete
Scarfy In The Middle by LilyWolfe reviews
A young Muslim woman is tugged in several different directions by her matchmaker mother, creepy neighbourhood watch man, overloaded work schedule, her housemates, her brothers and her Prince Charming...Adam from across the street.*SKOW WINNER 2010*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 51 - Words: 169,815 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Complete
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Juggernaut by effection reviews
Being the best friend to a needy girl can be tough. Especially when you forget her birthday.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Complete
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4045 - Favs: 3,256 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Stood Up by Pinkamoo reviews
“You said to him something akin to that you couldn’t turn being mad off,” He says and I look down at him, meeting his icy blue eyes and straightened lips, “you can’t turn feelings off either, Stevie. It’s not that simple." For BREAKING UP, MAKING UP.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,305 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Complete
Bet You Can't! by Ravina reviews
He leaned over just a little and, tilting his head slightly, placed a kiss on her jawbone. It was the most sensitive part of her face, and only he knew it. "You forget that I know everything about you," he reminded her. "Every single thing." COMP TO DTIA!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,788 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Kosher Dill by Aurette reviews
I have a confession. I only married you because my hands are too small to open pickle jars. One Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Complete
Hiding Under My Bed by DarlynH reviews
I was independent. I was fabulous. Also, I was nineteen-years-old, and I wasn’t supposed to be under my bed, hiding from my best friend. It just wasn’t supposed to be.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Complete
Bear With Me by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! "I'm sure you can dress on your own," Duke told me in amusement, "but you'll have a hell of a time buttoning this by yourself." He grinned. "It defies physics and includes being double-jointed everywhere."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Complete
Alethia Syndrome by Pinkamoo reviews
I divert my own eyes from the tube of glittery pink gloss to look at the shaggy blonde headed genius staring at me from the other side of the bench. He puts a thump up, “Come on Avalon, smack on some of that and go dazzle them with your magic lips."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
Cupcake by WithoutException reviews
Remy pulled back slightly to look up at him. “Why do you call me that?” “Call you what, cupcake?” he asked grinning. At her look, he replied, “Because you remind me of a cupcake. You’re sweet, like cake, but tiny.” One-shot, rated for language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
The Elevator by That Girl You Love reviews
She was on her way to make the biggest mistake of her life, and he only had ten floors to stop her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,830 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Branded by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! “You’ve been branded, my dear.” I jolted at the sound of his voice so close to my ear. Thierry was leaning over me from behind, his chin grazing my right shoulder. “Should I take away your white-out?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
iStare by Ravina reviews
LONG ONE-SHOT! It began at the grocery store when he caught me having a staring contest with an unlikely candidate. Then his sister shows up at my school, he shows up in the parking lot and then in my...heart? Wait, how'd he get there?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
Melody by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! "Are you in love with me?" she asked. He glared at her. "What are you, retarded? Not every guy who comes across you falls in love with you. How could you ask me that when I'm your best friend?" "Thanks, I was hoping you would say that."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Pizza Butt by Purity of Light reviews
My SKoW Story - One Shot..."Anyways, we had gone to dinner, and we were just settling down and we were enjoying ourselves just fine. When the drinks arrived, I had a can of pop. And you know what I did? I asked her to play flicksies with me, flicksies!"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Complete
The Mannequin by Le Meg reviews
Drag. That's what happens when you combine one intriguing older girl, a couple games of pool, and a series of poorly advised bets. Some things have to be learned the hard way; for Greg Harris, that seems to be the only way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,898 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Complete
Won't be Home for Christmas by EruptingFender9 reviews
His eyes widened before he put his hands up defensively. 'Woah… My God, alright. I just thought you were someone I knew…' He stuck his hands in his pockets and retreated back to his white car. 'Merry Christmas,' he murmured before getting in.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,473 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Alex and Avery by MiScHiEvOuS sMiLeS reviews
One Shot- I smiled again, looking down at my feet and shaking my head. She really didn’t get it. “Well… I have a problem… I’m missing something.” “What? What do you want?” I inhaled some fresh air as I replied: “You.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,240 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
Second Best Cinderella by Pinkamoo reviews
“Ugh.” I growl under my breath, and then, in female teenage rage, I hawwwk back in my throat, and spit a great big one on his shoe. “Fine,” I stay and stamp on it, turning around prissily and heading for the swings angrily.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
Hello, Goodbye by WithoutException reviews
Days before Owen Andrews heads off to college, Grey MacKenzie attempts to push him out of her life. Needless to say, things do not go as planned. For one thing, she ends up pushing him up against a wall instead of out the door.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2008
She Will Be Loved by this is the life reviews
ONEshot. - We were, as most people would call these days, friends with benefits. "So yeah, I guess this is it." I whispered at his sleeping form. I removed his arms from me and I felt the absence I would feel for the rest of my life. "Goodbye."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
When Your Brother Is In A Band by Not Mary Jane reviews
-One Shot- When your brother is in a band, you can gain much from that- Business, money, and how about, a boyfriend?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,623 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 176 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
I Say Hello by WithoutException reviews
Grey planned to avoid Owen once she got home until she could figure out how to deal with the change in their relationship. Unfortunately, her plans are ruined when she walks through her front door to find him sitting on the couch. -oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Vengeance None the Sweeter by lovely-lonely reviews
“You’re scared of me?” - “No.” - “Of us?” - Taking her a little bit longer, she replied, “No…” - Lowering his mouth to hers, "Of this?" - Amazing how a flame can be rekindled at 2 AM in the morning in a college dorm hallway.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Knowing You Know Me by fallingstar13 reviews
When your male best friend can predict when you’re on your period better than you can, you know there’s something wrong. And just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse… -SKoW Challenge response-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Being with You by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “I heard you had a girlfriend. Kirk told me she was pretty.” Her voice was wobbly. “She’s beautiful,” he murmured. “Do you love her?” she asked after a pause. He said, “I’ll never love her like I loved you.” Suddenly, I couldn’t breathe.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,626 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
You Stole the Kiss Right Out of Me by LilyFinn reviews
One-shot "Ava, what is your problem?" "You, Jared Ashby. You are my problem. You stole all the kiss right out of me, you jerk!"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
The Water Theory by found.eventually reviews
“Is this something you do all the time? When a guy tells you he likes you, you strip in front of him and drown yourself in a pool?” "Maaaybe." And she fell sideways into the pool, giggling. one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Okay Then by its.Nothing.Special reviews
So she missed having my Canadian cousin around because unlike me, he listened to what she said. As if I had any control over how distracting her lips were. All I'm saying is that Ian couldn't have been straight. I mean, honestly. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
And You Are? by strawberry-express reviews
So, random guy sneaks up behind me, closes my eyes and gives me a heartfelt speech. Then he apologizes and says he got the wrong person. Then he rambles on about his screwy love life. And me? I’m just too traumatized to figure out what’s happening.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
m o n s o o n by CaveDwellers reviews
“Oh, so you wanted to get candles from me so there would be a nice atmosphere and create a romantic date out of a disaster?” he gushed, squealing like a little girl.“Just for me? That’s one of the sweetest things I’ve ever heard!” Laughing, he hugged her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Blushing Bosom Buddy by ALY55A reviews
I fell in love... with embarassing Mattie Jacobs. Too bad he caught on and learned a few tricks of his own.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
I Love You Like by CK Shorty reviews
.."Jillian, I love you. I love you like a dog loves licking his own crotch.” ONE SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
Lego Me, Rally by found.eventually reviews
“You have…” I stared at what I was wearing once more, feeling oddly calm. I shook my body a little, and there it was. That stupid, annoying jing-a-ling. I looked up at Raleigh incredulously. “You have little bells on your g-string?” SKoW challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,296 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Impulse by White Rose Blossom reviews
“Did you honestly,” he panted, pausing to grin, “Just compare me to a Greek sex god?” Oh, he so wasn’t going to let that go, was he? -- Aphrodite never saw this coming...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Saturday Night Date by scatterbrain87 reviews
Thanks to Tyler Hainsworth, Charlotte's Saturday nights are usually filled with fun, laughs, and a few messes. What happens when another Hainsworth steps in for the night? [oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,855 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
Intoxicating by RoxEnchant reviews
“Maeve. Pretty name, and would you know what it means.” Large dark eyes met my blue ones, as a smug smirk pulled at his lips.“Intoxicating, now will you please order?”...OneShot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
And all I wanted to do was play Videogames by Pinkamoo reviews
“Miss Templeton are you aware that at 10:35 am this same day you were conversing with a criminal?” the guy inquired. I battered my eyelashes at him confusedly.“Sir,” I said flatly “At 10:35 this morning I was collecting my dry cleaning.” [ONESHOT]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Does This Make You Uncomfortable? by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. "You'll have to try harder than that." It's funny what games become. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
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The Shark
A long-ish poem inspired by sad thoughts. "The shark is a fearsome beast, but doesn't everyone have fears? Because the shark lives in water, where no one can see its tears"
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Complete
Remembrance Day
Just a short rhyming poem I wrote for Remembrance Day.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Complete