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Lessons of the World by
Scott Pilgrim reviews
Tucked away in a forgotten land, an ancient sensei teaches his young, naive student about the mysteries of Life.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,357 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/1/2018 - Published: 3/9/2015
Sinner Island Manifold by
J. 888 H reviews
Three alien warriors recruit generic teenager, Suzie Superb, to be a space diplomat. She's not really into it. New: Book 7, Sick Lit! President Jackson recruits Suzie for a top secret mission that requires her to fake an illness, and then, her own death. But once she's gone, will she want to come back? There is also some sort of galactic music contest.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 326,675 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 12/25/2011
See Jane Run, Jane Can Run by
Ellie LaTraille reviews
Iris is a stripper, Frank paints houses. Every morning, like clockwork, they eat cereal. Every night, macaroni and cheese. And Iris can't take it anymore.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Complete
Rent a Pie by
Mrs.BigToe reviews
Want a pie with none of the risk of a full purchase? Go Rent a Pie!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Complete
The Nightmare Series by
Angelus' daughter reviews
Do you know what lurks in the darkness? The monsters, the ghouls, and the nightmares. These things don't exist, or do they? Do you have what it takes to peer into that darkness, to look into the very heart of fear itself? please R&R
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Complete
Tuck in Your Butt by
Jay Duret reviews
My trainer is strong and gorgeous and has powerful legs. She waits until I am settled in my plank and says, "Jay, tuck in your butt..."
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Complete
101 ways to remain Insane by
Archia reviews
A guide to keep that insanity going. / Heads up, only the insane will be able to see the words, so if you're not insane, you can't see nothing ./
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 106 - Words: 18,563 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012
The Warrior's Daughter by
Ldihawk reviews
In the first days of human colonization of an alien world, an orphaned human child is raised by an alien warrior.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,708 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Complete
The Dramatic Sea Lions of Dock 39 by
treblesome1 reviews
The sun is shining, the fish are floundering, and the sea lions...well, the sea lions are complaining. And the sharks, they've started scheming. The otters are bickering, the pelicans are patrolling, and something in the depths is waking. Now all you have to do is start reading...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012
Super Hero by
Steven Miller reviews
A crazy person thinks he is a super hero.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Complete
Revenge by
K. Rouhier reviews
A murderer is tracked by an assassin but ends up using her as a pawn in his game of revenge.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Complete
Toys by
Madame Cluedo reviews
"Once a doll broke, it would begin to smell and fall apart. It would take hours, but mother told me to get rid of the broken toys right away."
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Complete
Beggars Pass at Midnight by
The Folk Extraction reviews
Classic tale of a knight on a quest, in poetic format.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012
From Orc to Orc by
Dr. Elementary reviews
A young Orc decides to seek his fortune, but isn't even out of the port before a grizzled veteran takes him under his wing.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,283 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2012
Enlightened by
Deepsouth reviews
"He ate wordlessly, thoughtlessly, warily watching the world. Suddenly his mind was illuminated with a soundless nova of knowledge – a torrent and a flood. In a flash he went from nothing to knowing . . . everything." 1-Shot Short Reviews Welcome :
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Complete
The Resentful Parent's Lullaby by
The Folk Extraction reviews
And other songs you might not want to sing around children
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Complete
Parabola by
Guinevere Grond reviews
Everyone knows you can make a whole other world out of scribbles on a page. Sometimes, those scribbles don't even need to be words. Numbers will do just fine.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
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For Sale: Contents of a Clay Pot reviews
I'm Happy to Announce that my New Scrolls are No Longer Cursed, much
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 19,522 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 12/22/2011
Ed's Discount Rhymes reviews
Unreasonable thoughts at a reasonable price
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012
The Complete Guide to Drawing Naked Elves reviews
When I pass his grave I can't help but think of naked elves.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011
Zelda's Book of Obscure Gods reviews
Get to know some of the not so mighty gods and goddesses that most books ignore
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2012
The Idol of Moderation reviews
What to do with a wicked witch?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,843 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Complete
The Mystery of the Missing Orc Women reviews
Have you ever, even once, seen or heard any mention of orc women?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,610 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Complete