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Joined 01-05-11, id: 759355, Profile Updated: 02-15-13
Author has written 13 stories for Fantasy, Life, Supernatural, Romance, General, General, and Love.

So, this used to be really long, and now I'm trying to shorten it up a bit. Wish me luck. (I've never been good at keeping things short 'n' sweet. Like, ever.)

I've been writing stories since I was little (one was about a Taco King with nacho chip pet dogs--make of that what you will) but only recently started posting on FictionPress. I don't know where half of my stories come from--just random thoughts rattling around in my probably-not-entirely-normal brain that turn into these complicated plots--but I try to update somewhat regularly when I get one going. However, because of my not-so-methodical method of plotting (a vague idea of a beginning, middle, and end that usually changes as I write) and willy-nilly inspiration, I'm usually writing about 6 stories at a time. Updating will probably also be delayed by school (the trouble with advanced classes is that they're ADVANCED, apparently) and working (I have to pay for car insurance somehow). One of the things that will almost always galvanize me into FictionPress action (besides desperation/procrastination) are REVIEWS!! I love 'em, and I do my best to always reply. If you've written anything on this site, I usually click on your link and try to review at least one of your stories, too. 'Cause that's just how I roll.

So, basically, please let me know what you think of my writing. Obviously, if you think it's an insult to the English language, please don't cuss me out and tell me to go kill myself on the grave of Edgar Allen Poe or anything. First of all, that is so not constructive criticism, and secondly, I don't actually know where he's buried and will not be MapQuesting it so I can fulfill that request. Sorry. I really appreciate suggestions, though, especially specific ones. :) Even if you don't feel like dropping a super-long review, a simple, "Nice job; keep it up!" can be really encouraging.

So, to sum up all that rambling: I love writing. I can't tell if I'm actually as good as I hope I am or if this will go on my list of Most Embarrassing Moments of All Time. I write way too much (possibly an over-acheiver symptom) and have this need to make everything really... real. At least real enough so that I can get it all out of my head and onto the page and people can see what I see. My poetry is probably mediocre, but that doesn't stop me from writing it. I mean, hey, you have to work to get better, right? So I'd really enjoy constructive criticism, will not be committing suicide on Edgar Allen Poe's grave for a few reasons (like, doesn't that seem a little disrespectful? I bet Edgar would be all like, "Get your own grave, bi-otch!" So, ah-hem), probably keep writing through all of it, and will try to update a lot in case there are people who like what I do and what me to hurry up and get to the conclusion so that they can just KNOW already. (Key word: TRY. My actual updating schedule usually turns out to be pathetically sporadic. Sorry.)

So, that's me, writing-wise. Looking at other people's profile, I've picked up some ideas for my own, so I'm just going to go ahead and let you know a little more about what I like.


Favorite artist of all time: probably Regina Spektor. She is lyrical GENIUS.

Current favorite song? Probably either "Radioactive" (Imagine Dragons), "Small Town Moon" (Regina Spektor), "Breeze Blocks" ( / Alt-J) or "Lonely Boy" (The Black Keys). Yes, I know that's very wishy-washy of me, but I simply can't decide!

Other musical wicked-awesomeness? Pretty much anything by the Black Keys. (I especially love their El Camino album.) Also, currently obsessed with all things Willy Moon and Alex Clare's "Too Close"-- I've been playing it on repeat and writing college essays. (We'll see how that turns out...)

I'm also a choir kid, so I will voluntarily listen to classical music (at least sometimes). Last year we learned Haydn's Mass in B-Flat, and it's still on my iPod today. We're going to learn Mozart's Requiem this year, but I don't have the music for that downloaded yet.

Back to "normal" music, I'm also a fan of Cage the Elephant, and I'm becoming more and more of a fan of Florence The Machine. I also love some songs by Weezer, and "Mercy" by Duffy is pretty high up on my play count. I've got some Michael Buble, Queen, KT Tunstall, and a bunch of Beatles' songs, and my friend just recently pointed me to the Arctic Monkeys. (I'm also a big fan of soundtracks; "O Brother, Where Art Thou," "Mulan," "The Scarlet Pimpernel," "Curtains", etc. etc.) Other than that, my taste in music is pretty scattered: if I like a song, I listen to it, if I don't, I don't. I'm not a diehard fan of any particular bands (sorry, fangirls... or fanguys), I just like songs with a good beat and (preferably) lyrics that mean something. I've played songs from "U Can't Touch This," "Chelsea Dagger," "I'll Make A Man Out of You," "Hate On Me," "Woman" by Wolfmother, "On The Radio," by Regina Spektor, "Money Money Money" by ABBA, and "Lose Yourself" by Eminem, on repeat. For hours. On the same day. Like I said: wide range in music taste.


It has come to my attention that my taste in literature sucks. I didn't really like Lord of the Flies, absolutely hated 90% of Great Expectations (that Pip is such a... well, it rhymes with his name, let's say that), and did not particularly enjoy Wuthering Heights, although I liked Jane Eyre. I didn't mind The Great Gatsby or Catcher in the Rye so much, and I can understand and respect the importance of what we read in class, but yeesh. I mean, A Farewell to Arms, anyone? De-press-ing.

Here is, however, a list of books I love:

-The Grapes of Wrath (John Steinbeck is a boss; even school can't ruin him)
-Harry Potter
-The Mediator Series (by Meg Cabot)
-1-800-WHERE-R-U series (first book: When Lightning Strikes; written by Meg Cabot under name "Jenny Carroll")
-Lady Julia Grey novels
-The True Confessions of Charlotte Doyle
-The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society
-The Lightning Thief/Percy Jackson series (the books are SO much better than the movie)
-The Ranger's Apprentice (series I read back in middle school)
-Agnes and the Hitman
-Most things Jennifer Crusie & Janet Evanovich
-Sammy Keyes books (again, middle school, but Sammy kicks butt)
-I finally read The Hunger Games, so there you go
-Grew up on Nancy Drew
-Diana Wynne Jones absolutely rocks

Favorite books from growing up:

-The Amazing Bone (who doesn't love a children's book with a talking bone that uses the phrase "odoriferous wretch"?)
-Ferdinand the Bull
-Cedric the Short
-Willy the Champ
-I also vaguely remember one including trolls and mittens, though, sadly, I can't quite remember the title. So, :'( tear and whatnot.


Well, I'm really a happy endings person. I just saw a really good movie called "You Kill Me" (on Netflix Instant Streaming, in case anyone's wondering), laugh out loud at most things Mel Brooks (especially Robin Hood: Men in Tights) and my dad looks like Will Ferrell, so I appreciate most things Will Ferrell x 2. (I mean, have you seen the Perfect Cheer sketch from SNL? Hilarious!) I must admit, I liked Die Hard, even though the first one was totally better than the next three. (So excited to see the one that just came out!) I love The Bourne Identity, even though I always feel so bad for his girlfriends when they die in later movies in the series. So, call me a sap, but I just don't like seeing innocent, hard-working people shot in the head and then dumped, car and all, into a river. I admit I'm into romantic comedies (duh), but I'm really not a huge fan of the idiotic, sappy ones. I prefer Janet Evanovich- and Jennifer Crusie-style characters and methods. In case you haven't read The Witching Ring (no, it's not a "real" story, it's one of mine), I share Cass's view on The Princess Bride: it's romantic and comedic, with the added advantage of a plot executed with general wit and excellence. (I have to admit, though, I also went for Notting Hill.)

As for T.V., which I'm just going to include here, I have a thing for crime shows. Honestly, I prefer murder to General Hospital or whatever, I'm sorry. When I feel bad, I just watch my murder shows. In a way that I hope doesn't sound to creepy, it just makes me feel better. My favorite shows, therefore, are Midsomer Murder, Castle, and Bones, though I also really like The Middle, Modern Family, and Suburgatory(which are not, in case you don't know, murder shows. Like, at all.) And don't worry, I've seen the classics, if you consider the 'classics' Columbo (which I do), and Charlie's Angels (borderline on this one, even though I have to admit, the Angels are pretty awesome.) Also, I'm a huge fan of Scrubs, and I've recently started in on Supernatural.

Also, call me a weirdo, but I LOVE Doctor Who. Like, love it. I am a Whovian.

"Sherlock" deserves it's own paragraph. Haven't seen it? Netflix instant streaming. Go bask in the awesomeness. Go. Now.

Other great movies? Well, I thought you'd never ask!

-The Blues Brothers
-True Grit (although I've only seen the remake; sorry)
-O Brother, Where Art Thou?
-Modern Times
-Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
-Romancing the Stone
-The Wedding Singer
-Men in Black
-Easy A
-16 To Life
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Pretty much anything Disney
-Baby Mama
-The Breakfast Club
-Adventures in Babysitting
-The Decoy Bride (David Tennant wears plaid trousers and a Chewbacca vest in this, that's all you need to know)
-The Fairy (this quirky, bizarre, adorable French movie)
-The Artist (I'm a bit of a film geek, so the amazing directorial stuff in here basically sends me into hysterics, plus the story is freakin' awesome)

...And I guess that's The End.

Well, until I update.


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Of Endless Fields and Cigarettes by Cassadaga reviews
REMOVED Living in small-town Montana is pretty boring, especially when your dreams are too big for reality. But it's all about to change when Jay Ridley moves in. He's a Londoner with an 'addictive personality', and he won't leave me alone. -not cliche at all! REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,681 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Complete
Downfall by Cassadaga reviews
REMOVED Until now, I thought I was human. Apparently that's not completely true, and now I'm on the run with the son of an angel, and I don't like the way he's looking at me. Just your typical teenager. REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 3191 - Favs: 3,442 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Saving from Monkeys by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
I had known Elliot Sinclair since I was 10 and never felt any compulsion to get naked with him. What could possibly have happened last night to change that? I prodded my sozzled mind for an answer, but none was forthcoming. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
Alessandra, Protector of Man by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
One Shot. What's the point of being mildly magical if no-one, not even your deliciously handsome best friend, appreciates it? Especially when said best friend has invited you to meet his new girlfriend under the strict instructions that you're not to be weird...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Complete
The Wingwoman by White Rose Blossom reviews
Jace spread his arms. "I'm right here, Lex." My heart skipped a beat. "Uhm, no thanks, you probably have cooties and other diseases." Jace, man-whore that he was, was one of my best friends, not to mention my house mate. So falling for him probably wasn't a good idea, right? Shit. This is why I needed a dog.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,797 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Complete
Normal isn't fun by Everton Sidonie reviews
“Emma, it’s a kissing booth. You have to actually kiss them.” “Joey I like you as much as anyone can like an anally attentive, obsessive compulsive, president of the planning committee but I refuse, wholeheartedly, to kiss Lucas Harvey.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,457 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 9/28/2010
Note To Self: Learn Social Skills by QueenofRoses reviews
Katie was happy with her typical existence. Then, someone snaps her picture with the hottest-bachelor-under-25 and her life becomes a whirlwind of charity functions, fancy dinners, and...coming out parties... are you serious?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,919 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Hero Complex by jamaninja reviews
In a fit of sudden heroism, Miriam Porter saved a little girl from certain death. But the girl turned out to be the president's daughter. So now who's going to save Miriam from falling in love with the president's sexy son? Oh, shenanigans...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,624 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
The Embroidered Night by Cassadaga reviews
Remy is a vagabond traveling town to town with her friends. She didn't know she was part of a royal bloodline, and certainly didn't expect to suddenly be taken to her estranged family in Britain where everyone is expecting so much from her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 98,813 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Complete
The Best Bits by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
'Dear Pip, Firstly, don't freak out. I know you've just tipped four dolls' heads out onto your bed and they're probably giving you the major creeps. Bear with me, there's a point to this.' One shot, ADoR prompt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
The Pocket Watch by limbolical reviews
After her capture by the alluring yet irritating Captain Quinn, Corinne Elsworth finds that there are dangerous consequences when dealing with cutthroat pirates, meddling with time, and toying with adultery.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,548 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010
Blame the Neighborhood Cat by jaliwo reviews
It all started when I was caught having a staring contest with the neighborhood cat by the quiet, brooding Josh Riley. That damned orange cat was the reason I started noticing Josh more, including the fact that he made skinny jeans look good.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,703 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
The EllieFin in the Cupboard by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Oneshot. 'I grinned, liking this stranger with his warm brown eyes and cup that announced he was a 12 year old girl.' Turns out cupboards under the stairs aren't just for wizards.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
Acrea by NamelessVacancy reviews
A Fallen Angel means war in Acrea, war with the dreaded Philax across seas. As the battles begin Princess Allina has no idea how heavenly Cayden has gone from fallen angel to guardian angel.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010
I Blame the Llamas by Venus Smurf1 reviews
I don’t believe in reincarnation, but if it is real, Christian is SO gonna be some type of fungus in the next life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,957 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 8/13/2007
This Love by Everton Sidonie reviews
He, I noticed, was nothing like Alex. John didn’t rest his elbows on the table, leaning toward me completely enamoured with whatever butchered story I told. He wasn’t Alex and he wasn't who I wanted.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Complete
Broken Telephone by Penelope P reviews
She didn't know him, and he didn't know her. A coincidence of cosmic proportions had brought them together, over the phone. Nothing personal that was the rule. “So our siblings are getting married.” He said thoughtfully.“Obviously not to each other.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,626 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009
of love coffeespoons and derivatives by fairies and snapple reviews
there’s a boy i have in mind/he reads my body like braille and i am the canvas for his fingerpaint/as he crashes neon-bright into heartbreak/and i'm so f-ing mad over him
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Complete
Mopeds Come in Pink by Jemia reviews
The boy was gorgeous. Slap his face on a Calvin Klein underwear ad and I swear, those boxers would sell. It's just too bad we attended rival schools. Contact was off-limits. But then again, he had never been big on following rules...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,969 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
The End by Purple Sky Juliet reviews
Everything comes to an end. The question is what type of end. Angry? Sad? Hurtful? Broken-hearted? Happily ever after? She wasn't a believer in happy endings. But he was. One-shot, Rated T for mild swearing, please R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Complete
Fluent in French by Pinkamoo reviews
I slouch back in my chair, pounding down on the keyboard and trying to kill as many weird robotic looking women as I can when the shop bell rings. Pressing the escape button and pausing the game, I look over to the entrance; Julian Chevalier.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,618 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
Free Hugs by Lasso the Moon reviews
Present situation: I slept through most of my first class, I had one possibly sprained ring finger, and when I slammed my phone against my nightstand in frustration, it snapped in half. Only on a bad day would I attract a cute guy. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Complete
Valentine Wars by firefly114 reviews
SKoW prompt winner! Abbey Walsh: absolutely, positively hates Valentine's Day. Noah Petersen: stuck delivering singing valentines. Olivia Lee: just trying to have a little fun. These three friends are in for quite a ride.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Complete
But You Know You Love It by Allegrezza reviews
Experiment of mine. In all dialogue. "'Ugh! Stop smirking! People are going to think you're a stalker if you keep following me around' 'Well, they're going to think you're a madwoman if you keep screaming, so we're even.'" Please R&R! Oneshot/EDITED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Complete
Summer of LOVE by spaghetti reviews
The staff at Lakeshore Manor Heritage House fall, slowly but surely, into sexual frustration--er, I mean, love. Four-shot. Part four: "You might want to put on a shirt. And also pants. I feel like this is a conversation that requires being fully clothed."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,277 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Complete
After Dinner Mints in the Fast Food Bag by Lilith Rei reviews
Jack bet that he could date any girl he walked up to, but he never counted on falling in love with her. When she learns about the bet, Nora runs out on him without a word. Years later, she's assigned a case in which Jack is the lead detective REVISED END
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,533 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Complete
The Unexpected Benefits of Bowling by jeepers09 reviews
I'm mad, and I'm getting out my aggression by throwing a heavy ball at ten stubborn pins. But it's not the bowling that makes me feel better - it's the pin boy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Say It With A Card by Laura Schiller reviews
Taylor, who works at a greeting card store, wants nothing more than to be given a Valentine of her own. But what happens when she has to sell one to the boy she secretly likes?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Serenading Selina Sorrentino by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) "You want to be with me, just as much, if not more than I want to be with you." A flicker of something passed over her expression. "I'll get over it."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Battle Scars by White Rose Blossom reviews
“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Personal Bias by Le Meg reviews
Julia King learns just how hard it is to remain professional in the face of personal bias and, oh, complete and utter loathing, when her boss takes on a new but familiar client. Written for the "I Love To Hate You" challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,949 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Picture Perfect by candii-apple reviews
How to win over the girl of your dreams: have her catch you wearing nothing but a pair of hot pink, Disney Princess patterned boxers, attempting to photocopy your ass. Humilating? You have no idea. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Not Such a Shutout After All by hyacinthgirl18 reviews
A shutout in a baseball game means no hits, no scoring from the opposing team; a shutout for a guy in love means no loving at all. One kind of shutout I absolutely revered, and the other, thank God, I’ll never have to face. For Ridiculously Happy Oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,325 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Save the Cheerleader by lillypad-hopper reviews
Gavin hates her. Period. She's stupid and lame and should leave him alone, because he wants nothing to do with her. Unless she's in trouble. Then he might be persuaded to step in. If he feels like it. But it's not because he likes her or anything. Nope. :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
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Abandoned at the Shop-Rite: The Not-So-Sad Summer of Alabama Jackson reviews
Alabama Jackson is about to go away to college, so letting go of childhood friends wasn't on the top of her to-do list; however, neither was getting abandoned at the Shop-Rite by those same friends with her Forever Crush, who may or may not think she's a trouble magnet. *One Shot* (May be reincarnated as a full-length story at some future date... no promises)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,726 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Complete
A Little Mayhem: OneShot reviews
Anya is getting married! Well, maybe. Penny is on high-alert as Maid of Honor, always ready with peppermint tea and a plan to fix everything for her overdramatic best friend- even when Anya goes berserk and throws her fiance, along with a few other things, out of a cab in Camden. Now if only she could make some edible toast. Based on the song "Mayhem" by Imelda May. K
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Complete
A Dream of Earnest Eyes reviews
"What fiend, what foul creature / Can repulse the soul's voice? Heartless / is something I found I was not / How else could I / understand what your voice was saying / wordlessly? / It sounded like love" ... Based on a dream I had a while ago; reviews are always appreciated. Rating: K
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Complete
Appetite: A Short Story reviews
"Sorry, it's just… aren't you going to eat any more?" / "Sam!" / "What? I'm just trying to help!" / "Whatever." A pause. A crunch. "The crackers aren't too bad, I guess." / "Mm." He didn't want to give her a reason to argue instead of eat. / "Want one?" / "No, you eat them. You need them." / "What's that supposed to mean?" Her eyes flashed. Oops.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Complete
Tick Tock reviews
There were still small miracles in the crevices of the world and fleeting tastes of music and candlelight in the twilight, and the weatherman still promised sunshine on Tuesday. "Next week," she said to the clock tower. Tick-tock-tick-tock. "Next week."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Complete
A Poem of AntiStructure reviews
This may not be a poem / By rules and standards, see / But I really like the way the flowing, / Twisting words speak to me
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Complete
The Patchwork Coat of Misery reviews
How much I long to leave thee / Along the dusty road / Where painful memories and feelings / Would be your patchwork coat
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Complete
Mistress of the Cosmic Unknown: OneShot reviews
Willa is a psychic, which is to be expected; so are her aunt and sister. What's unexpected is falling in love- on a day she started by worrying about flashers and Jehovah's Witnesses, at that- with a knight in shining mask. O, Mercutio, Mercutio! *OneShot*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,205 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
Staying Honest reviews
Blaine's been all over with her flighty mother, who's scared of something she won't explain to her daughter. This time, they're staying with Great Uncle Max, who may or may not have a ghost in his attic, and definitely has housekeeping issues. Can Blaine prevail when faced with ramshackle lodgings, textbook teen drama, and a ghost in her bedroom? Hey, she's dealt with worse. Right?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,976 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011
Waiting for Chaos reviews
Jemima- the mess-fixer for her rowdy family, known and liked in her small town- works full-time at the bakery she co-owns with her best friend. But even sensible Jemima is thrown off balance when she finds herself facing criminals, an up-start new bakery (run by a man-snatching floozy), and- most unnerving of all- the handsome lawman Devon. M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,015 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011
The Witching Ring reviews
"Weird" wasn't how Cass would've described her life two weeks ago; then again, she wasn't crashing parties, avoiding kidnappers, and seeing the future two weeks ago. Add a magical family, possible war, and a new love interest, and "weird" is the new Cass.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,273 - Reviews: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011
Unseen Secrets reviews
Diana, after years in the House of Suited Men, is going Out again. She isn't sure what to expect, but what she gets is a heap of nosey neighbors, some unusual new pals, and a forced decision on where her allegiance lies: with the Suited Men, or others like herself? If it's even so simple. Handling her Nemesis and the charming, bewildering Trent isn't making life any easier, either.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011
Til I Graduate reviews
Just a random poem-ish type rant about life in general... not necessarily about what's expected, just about what you feel like is expected & how you might not fit in with those expectations all the time. So...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Complete