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Joined 01-22-11, id: 761849, Profile Updated: 02-06-11
Will upload some stories in the future, but not yet.
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Space Jockey by MomsDarkSecret reviews
An independent space hauler accustomed to working alone wonders what the hell he was thinking when he takes on a teenage boy, a former professional personal sexual companion, as his partner. The shipping business was never this hot!
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 84,619 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
The Cursed Stories by Silvren Raine reviews
These are compiled short horror stories that I have heard orally from friends, family and such. Some people have reported to be extremely disturbed upon hearing these. Read at your own risk.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,432 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 5/1/2010
A Terrifying New World? by Anabiosis reviews
A critical analysis on Aldous Huxley's Brave New World.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Complete
The Review Addiction by Mockingbyrd's Tune reviews
A follow-up to Five Afflictions. This series explores the common addiction of online writers and will conclude with motivational tips for the review-dependent.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Complete
Eating My Boyfriend by Spider's Web reviews
Me so hungry.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Complete
Baby by Spider's Web reviews
There are just some things you can't resist doing.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Complete
Abort, abort me do, you know I'd abort you by Brandon Byron reviews
This poem is for anyone that's ever felt annoyed at the culture of teenage girls getting pregnant for the sake of it without knowing what they're getting themselves into. Oh, and it's a dig at Chavs. What's not to like?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Complete
EOG by Thornton reviews
Alan gets more than just course credit when he participates in a psychology experiment. m/m Slash One-shot Explicit
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Complete
Autophobia by Thornton reviews
A plague is destroying humanity and in the aftermath, two desperate men try to survive. m/m Slash
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,226 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
Mob Rule by AdariasWrath23 reviews
Be careful what you vote into existence.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
Common Misconceptions Regarding Atheism by Johnny Quick reviews
A digression on what atheism is from the perspective of an atheist, and how it is not analogous to Christianity.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
Offspring of Two Apes, Father of Beautiful Fact by Johnny Quick reviews
A defence of atheism, a resistance to Christianity and an affirmation that men and women can always give their life meaning, with or without religion. Not essay, not quite poetry, but not fiction or fable either. Thanks to Thomas H. Huxley for the title.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2009
The New Commandments: A Modest Proposal by Johnny Quick reviews
Why the Ten Commandments should be irrelevant, and some new ones.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2009
I Killed God With This Pen by The Hippie Nerd reviews
A short story and catharsis of sorts, as I reflect on some issues I've had with religion.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
How To Write Slash Like A Kid by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Tired of struggling for literary integrity? Relax! Here's all you need to know about writing slash fic! Oh my god, I am going to get so, so flamed. *grin*
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
End of Heaven by Doctor Vile reviews
The last meeting between God and Lucifer, exploring God's questionable morals.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Complete
Anonymous: The Internet Goes to War by Rokhal reviews
Who is Anonymous, and what is their beef with Scientology? Anonymous is you, me, and everybody, and Scientology is rich and evil. Catch up with the next great youth protest movement.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Ten by Encaitare reviews
scenes in a mindscape
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2006
Seeing Grey by Encaitare reviews
this pen spits out words to land on your cheek
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2005
Subject 136 by Chax reviews
A twisted experiment told from the point of view of the dispassionate researcher.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/27/2005
Humor: How to make it suck less by Radyn reviews
This is my indictment against the current state of humor. Rated T for vitriolic cruelty and copious swearing. Best of all, it's not a gay marriage essay.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/30/2005
Skintimate Shaving Gel by Encaitare reviews
It's weird.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2005
Seemed like a good idea by Encaitare reviews
at the time
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2005
The Myth Of Modern Islam by logical-unreason reviews
Perhaps the moderate are not in the majority, and the majority not moderate at all.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/29/2005