Zali Jun
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Joined 01-23-11, id: 761904, Profile Updated: 03-14-11

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First off, I enjoy reading about 1) boys kissing (or more~) other boys and 2) lady characters who kick ass. Which means most of my stories will feature one or the other or both so if that bothers you, there are plenty of other stories on FictionPress that will cater to your needs.

Second, being Korean American my main characters regardless of sex are going to be Asian since I feel as though the majority of stories I read about Caucasian folks. Not that there's anything wrong with that, just want more diversity in my lovely fictional worlds. Represent! Haha.

Third. Writing is my hobby. It's not my job--although I want it to be. My mind comes up with the oddest scenarios and I can't just keep them in idea mode. I write stories that I want to read. I want to write stories that make people laugh.

Please check out my stuff and let me know what you think. I would really appreciate it. :)

PEACE.

On writer's block:

"I don't believe in it. Plumbers don't get plumbers block and doctors don't get doctor's block; why should writers be the only profession that gives a special name to the difficulty of working, and then expect sympathy for it?" - Philip Pullman

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Rory Harper's Guide to Mating by Spleentectonics reviews
Slash. When Werewolves like me and you—okay, not you—reach a certain age, the hormones start a ragin'. Kinda like humans, 'cept when we get that special feeling in our pants, our choices become limited to mate or eat someone. And not in the good way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 167,147 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 6/1/2020 - Published: 12/8/2009
The New Year by bacchanalianromance reviews
My boss is looking for his Cinderella, and he hires me to do it. And here's the clincher: I AM CINDERELLA. What the hell do I do now?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,172 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/12/2008
Catch a Tiger by the Toe by Ryette reviews
SLASH. What do you do when your uncle dies and he leaves you his pet tiger? Use it to pick up guys, of course. Though maybe not the animal rights activists rioting outside your house. Unless they're really cute.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
My Meaningless Existence at a Frozen Yogurt Shop by the milk bottle reviews
ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Love, Sex and Money by chasewolf reviews
A debt with the Mafia, not to mention a gorgeous hunk, is going to make Jordan's life a little more exciting. Original MM Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,749 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/29/2004