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Joined 01-23-11, id: 761942, Profile Updated: 07-05-11
Author has written 6 stories for Romance, Humor, and Humor.

Um... HI!! I'm 101Masih, but you can call me Masih or just Massy. I prefer Massy myself :D

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For Halloween I got the "FUN" size snickers, why would anyone want at "fun" size snickers bar? Now a "FUN" SIZED snickers bar is if you put the fun sized snickers bars all together to make it the size of a loaf of bread. Hey yeah, that's what I'll call it, a SNICKALOAF. Now that'd be fun.

Have you ever noticed that guys chuckle and girls giggle? I mean there basically the same thing only out of the mouth of two different genders. What if we made it equal and when a guy 'chuckles' and a girl 'giggles' why don't we say they chuggled? Now that I think about it I'm going to use it from now on. chuggles at thought

How come we give 15 to a waitress at a resteront when we go out to eat but only give 10 to God on Sunday at church?

Coffee and Micheal Jackson are much the same. They were both made black until they were artifically made white, and not everyone likes them.


Quotes:

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

"Those who can’t remember the past spend a lot of time in the parking lot"

I intend on living forever, or die trying!

I intend on living forever!... So far so good.

"Life is hard, even harder if you’re stupid"

"Anything is possible if you believe" "Well I don't believe and therefore it’s impossible."

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

Nothing is impossible. Some things are just improbable.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

You’re a great friend but, if zombies are chasing us I’m tripping you...

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

When life throws you lemons, cut’em open and squirt the juice in its eye.

When life throws you lemons, throw them at someone else.

When life throws you lemons, throw them back twice as hard and scream "But I wanted apples!!"

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

The good thing about being old and forgetting things is having a clear conchance when you go to bed.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

I don't suffer from INSANITY, I enjoy every minute of it

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the right.

Forget Love. I'd rather fall in Chocolate!

Don't drink and drive... you might spill it!

Some people are alive just because it is illegal to kill them.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

FISH: an animal that grows the fastest between the time it’s caught and the time the fisherman describes it to his friends.

I don’t exaggerate…I just remember BIG !!

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!

Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shutup'.

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Three Lefts Make A Right by crazypotatoes reviews
Two and a half years later, Carly's back and ready to work under the Colburn enterprise. Things have changed since she left, but this time she knows what she wants, and it's everything to do with her ex-boyfriend, now CEO, Brandon Colburn. COMPLETED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,056 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
Not Alone by Soonafter100 reviews
I am not the person you should hate." He said, his eyes blared at me. "Then who? Ever since you told me the truth my life has been a mess. My parents got killed and you...well you did this." I waved my hands in the air. "It has to be this way."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,810 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011
Would You Rather? by White Rabbit Asylum reviews
Just dialogue. A discussion of a question in the popular game, "Would You Rather?"
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Complete
Ode to Ham by STCO reviews
Something that I wrote in, I kid you not, 5 minutes. Wrote it for a school project, and I thought people would hate it. Turns out, they actually enjoyed it. So, I decided I'll share it on here. Review it, or whatever you kids do nowadays.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Complete
Why I Don't Date by crazypotatoes reviews
Men. She was supposed to hate all of them...especially this one guy. She was supposed to avoid dating. But he had other plans for her. FINALLY COMPLETED!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 147,027 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
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The Jock reviews
Josh gulped, "...Looking for p-p-p-pea-peanut b-b-b-but-butter, Ms. Helga," So was the life of Josh Truett. Popular, handsom jock who has a really bad day.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,674 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011
Mariam reviews
"…. he is thinking about selling you..." "What? and leave you here to defend yourself?" Mariam is trying to get used to a new life, but her master and his best friend aren't helping much...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011
How to Control Coffee Table Hugs
My leason in Health today was about how to control nose bleeds so I changed it to make it funny. Enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Complete
Normal Talk reviews
Hey Joe, do you think these pants make me look fat?" In which two men talk. More about it on the inside. NON-SLASH
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Complete
Rudolph the Shoeless Cowboy reviews
A late seasoned poem about a cowboy named Rudolph, who will go down in cowboy history
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Complete
Story Texting reviews
My friend and I made this up when we were bord. It's really fun.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Complete