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Um... HI!! I'm 101Masih, but you can call me Masih or just Massy. I prefer Massy myself :D
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For Halloween I got the "FUN" size snickers, why would anyone want at "fun" size snickers bar? Now a "FUN" SIZED snickers bar is if you put the fun sized snickers bars all together to make it the size of a loaf of bread. Hey yeah, that's what I'll call it, a SNICKALOAF. Now that'd be fun.
Have you ever noticed that guys chuckle and girls giggle? I mean there basically the same thing only out of the mouth of two different genders. What if we made it equal and when a guy 'chuckles' and a girl 'giggles' why don't we say they chuggled? Now that I think about it I'm going to use it from now on. chuggles at thought
How come we give 15 to a waitress at a resteront when we go out to eat but only give 10 to God on Sunday at church?
Coffee and Micheal Jackson are much the same. They were both made black until they were artifically made white, and not everyone likes them.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
"Those who can’t remember the past spend a lot of time in the parking lot"
I intend on living forever, or die trying!
I intend on living forever!... So far so good.
"Life is hard, even harder if you’re stupid"
"Anything is possible if you believe" "Well I don't believe and therefore it’s impossible."
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
Nothing is impossible. Some things are just improbable.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
You’re a great friend but, if zombies are chasing us I’m tripping you...
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
When life throws you lemons, cut’em open and squirt the juice in its eye.
When life throws you lemons, throw them at someone else.
When life throws you lemons, throw them back twice as hard and scream "But I wanted apples!!"
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
The good thing about being old and forgetting things is having a clear conchance when you go to bed.
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I don't suffer from INSANITY, I enjoy every minute of it
Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the right.
Forget Love. I'd rather fall in Chocolate!
Don't drink and drive... you might spill it!
Some people are alive just because it is illegal to kill them.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
FISH: an animal that grows the fastest between the time it’s caught and the time the fisherman describes it to his friends.
I don’t exaggerate…I just remember BIG !!
Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shutup'.