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Greetings there, ladies & gents. I've kept this blank for the longest of time since there wasn't anything in particular I wanted to share here, but the blankness of it all has been driving me crazy recently. So I added this. Woo. Honestly, I'm more personable & lively while on a 1 on 1 level than I am on these things, so if you ever wish to chat with me about something, I'm pretty game. Contact me on Skype at Primequis.

With regards to my personal tastes, I'm into storytelling across all mediums (anime, comics, manga, video games, live action TV, movies, theater, naturally books, etc.) and I'm, for the most part with some exceptions, open to all kinds of things. I can't promise I'll like it, but I'm fine giving things a try. Beyond entertainment, I'm big into philosophy & psychology. History is also pretty cool and can prove fascinating all the stuff we can learn or has actually happened. Personally, I prefer to do a more satirical approach to it since, if you really stop to think about it, human history is freaking absurd. I love it! XD

I do practice review returns, so yeah, if you leave something (worthwhile), I'll do the same in return for any story. My biggest tip, answer the questions I leave at the bottom to the best of your ability and I should be good to roll with that! I'm pretty open to most different types of stories, in various tones, since I've experienced all sorts ever since I was a kid. My tastes are pretty varied. I let it show in my stories as well, when possible. To give one of my favorite quotes, "Life isn't divided into genres. It's a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky." It's from Alan Moore and approach to storytelling I personally take.

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Aleksandr by Aske Nat reviews
If heaven is like taking an elevator to the unknown, Limbo is like getting stuck between floors. Alek is not amused, especially not when the possible solution to his standstill sounds like the beginning of a bad joke: a spirit, a reaper and a psychic walk into a diner…
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,122 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/4 - Published: 8/13
Hostess Monologue by Aske Nat reviews
A guided tour through a house of characters, led by your very own hostess, Miss Monologue.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3 - Complete
Chronicles of the Paranormal: Volume 1 by veritas.incarne reviews
Kotone Takada is a rational-minded young woman who wants nothing to do with the paranormal. Unfortunately, supernatural entities are attracted to her, and when she is partnered up with Ayano Natsume, a supernatural specialist that claims that Kotone is her Catalyst, Kotone is thrown into a strange world of karmic debts and spirits that will never leave her life the same again.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,647 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 2/6
Ballade in F Minor by Boomer Kid reviews
A former piano prodigy enters a prestigious competition in hopes of winning an international concert tour and recording debut. Her love for classical music blossomed due to a boy she heard eight years ago, and she longs for the passion and artistry his music had. Enrolled in the most selective music school, she meets various musicians amidst her journey to rise above past failures.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,715 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 7/3
Shattered Serenity by cosmicrose reviews
The world was once overrun by evil, until a lone soul saved the world by creating the Orbs of Light and Darkness. A hundred years later, the Light Orb has vanished and the Orb of Darkness is beginning to crack. Can the princess find the Orb of Light before the world is overthrown by the darkness once again?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31
Mage's Crest by Jalux reviews
The world is declining, the governments around the world have all mysteriously begun to increase taxes and neglect their citizens. When bounty hunter Iris accepts a job from man from an organization called Veras she has no idea she has just embarked on a journey that will not only change her views on the world but uncover the truths of her past and the danger the world is in.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,428 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 1/3
Broken Aether by Smonorkith reviews
In a world reshaped by the devastating wars of the past, Captain Galland and his band of misfit smugglers find themselves in the midst of a new revolution. Mired in treachery, subterfuge and conflict, a new age threatens Galland and his crew's way of life. From the industrial hive cities below to the bustling skyports on high, their lives are about to become a lot more dangerous.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,358 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 7/14/2013
Evil Personified by Virtuella reviews
During fresher's week, Lucy encounters the reclusive Alan and feels immediately that she has fallen under his sinister spell. Soon she finds herself compelled to acts of wickedness... A coming-of-age story with a twist or two.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,859 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 3/24 - Complete
Why We Can't Have Nice Things by Rental reviews
In a world supposedly occupied by supernatural ability users and mysterious entities that have been dubbed "Demons", Satou Shibuya is an ex-delinquent Japanese student who wants to marry an idol and become rich. Little does he know that there are more than just a few things keeping him from his peaceful life, the least of which is a high school debut gone horribly right.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,903 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 4/8/2014
Six Thorns in Sanity and a Rose by Daniel Kozaki reviews
These aren't your usual stories. These aren't supposed to be pleasant stories. These are thorns to make you question the very reality that you're standing on. After six fragments, six worlds, six vastly different settings, six victims of fate, the Thorn Sorceress discovers that a loose thread snakes through. (A collection of short stories with a twist, used to be named Miscellanea)
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,098 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 5/13/2014
Class 12-K: The Gangster War For Cake, Brothers Unite! by DevilPogoStick reviews
having destroyed their Mother's precious table, Maxtaro and Kenshin are betting it all on a rather expensive cake in hopes for forgiveness before she comes back home! However, they soon encounter a vengeful Yakuza Princess who not only wants the cake, but to issue a bounty on the brothers head in revenge...For something our heroes are clueless about! Will this war get a happy end!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,351 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 12/23/2013
The Fate of Company by Mackie Jackson reviews
Mason Olwen wanted a normal life. With nice normal wizard things. But on a night when he and his best friend Hee Young are walking home his life takes a horrifying turn. Now he's dealing with beings from different planes, and monsters, and conspiracies...It's all too much and he really just wants it to go away. Too bad things are never that easy. (RATING MAY CHANGE ACCORDINGLY)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17
The Spider Lily and Death Angel by Midnight Hashiri reviews
"There are two types of people in this world: people I have to kill, and people I'm going to kill." Nori is an assassin, she's been solo since forever. But one day, her liaison wants her to partner up. Her partner is the Death Angel, a mysteriously beautiful girl. Nori, a professional, knows that she shouldn't let her emotions get in her way, but she's somehow attracted... YURI
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 9/14/2014
Monster by LiVEWiRE360 reviews
Duffy is an average boy, struggling to survive as humanity is driven into a downward spiral, being eaten off by monsters he calls Ghouls. But Duffy isn't alone and as Survival of the Fittest takes its toll, he soon realizes that Ghouls aren't the only monsters in the world. Or rather...he isn't.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,074 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 8/11/2014
Making Potions by 360pages reviews
Being friends with a witch isn't easy, especially when she invites you to help her find ingredients for a potion that she is planning to use on you. One such thing is a normal event for Pepper and his friend Hex. Though one night she refuses to tell him what potion she is making, not like it mattered to him. It was probably something rather silly...
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Complete
Serious (As a Concussion) by Ventracere reviews
Scott and Kelsey were close. Past tense. He isn't sure what exactly happened, but after hiding a concussion to continue playing he finds himself waking up in a hospital with nothing to do but a story to retell. And hopefully, Scott can find what went wrong.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,785 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Complete
Fallen by Vladvonbounce reviews
Berendan Aesrandir is an elven prince who falls in love with a human girl named Alviarin. Just before they are to be wedded Alviarin is abducted by a vampire count and so begins Berendan's epic journey across the lands of Aemenea searching for his lost love and the power to defeat the vampire.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 110 - Words: 191,980 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 7/17/2013
Honour of the Heart by Deedee Elle reviews
Due to be published by Harlequin in Autumn 2014. Content removed for this reason. Now retitled 'Falling for Her Captor' by Elisabeth Hobbes this will be published on October 1st by Harlequin/Mills&Boon and is available as ebook and paperback.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 5/16/2011
Like Eiderdown & Disendowers by Whirlymerle reviews
She was endearing the way hardworking students were. He was dedicated as only a teacher could be. And yet when she brightened, she made him feel as if he were the only person who could keep her aglow. Reviews returned.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,452 - Reviews: 1517 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Complete
Strictly Business by handna95 reviews
When despotic leadership comes into power, people must adapt to survive in this harsh new society. An orphaned heiress finds herself among dangerous and powerful people fighting for her life - some to save it and some to end it. Choices will be made that will change the lives of every citizen, including the heiress.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,521 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013
Steal the Moon by E. G. Stone reviews
Ana deMarque is a retired thief, doing grunge work computer engineering for Rowan Industries. That is, until she gets a visit from the agent who caught her and put an end to her career. Now, she's running a con for the side of justice and is back in the game. Except, what happens when the right and wrong sides switch and Ana realises there's more to this than she thought?
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,155 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Complete
Penumbrae by seredemia reviews
As a typical princess, Jenna is spoilt and wishes for adventure and action in her life. Somehow, her wish is granted during her seventeenth birthday and she is suddenly thrown into a world of brutal reality and dark curses. Alongside her childhood friend, a grumpy thief, and a magical elf, Jenna must now find a way to get her life back before the darkness takes everything away.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 283,736 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 10/26/2010
Jewel Thieves: The Jade of Earth by Caecilia's Flute reviews
When five orphaned girls, each around the same age, are summoned, they have no idea that they will have to combine their strenths to steal back a gem that controls the power of the Earth. They're from five different countries, but can they succeed?
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011
Falling Pieces (old version) by Old xRayneWolfx account reviews
Two teens, trapped in the barn of the fox masked killer. With little time, Cree Urey must try to hatch up a plan to rescue himself and his new friend, Cecilia in order to escape the clutches of one of the most mysterious killers and his woods.. Novella story
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,660 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Complete
Trials of the Son by B.R. McNair reviews
A young prince, isolated from the outside world, dreams of one day breaking free of his royal constraints. But tragedy rips his life apart, forcing him into the world under duress. On the run for his life and searching for the truth, our hero must make the decision to hide or stand strong. Please read and review! You won't regret it.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,446 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012
The Angel Kristoph by Dr. Self Destruct reviews
/Story Removed/
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Complete
Four Events by Sol An reviews
He never planned on being a thief, but then again, he never planned on losing nearly everything dear to him. As his life unfolds, Fable Enhingson must decide how much he will put on the line to protect what is left and what is truly "right".
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,041 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011
Fate Sangokushi by Tsumujikaze no Soujutsu reviews
From the twilight of Eastern Han to the world that we know now... what is that fate awaiting those destined to suffer the chains of history? Rated M for swearing and a dose of political incorrectness.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,454 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011
Inheritance by Miryo reviews
Lydia thought Winter Break was just going to be like any other, but when one of her best friends returns from military school, she finds that something way more dangerous than a love triangle is about to erupt. STORY HAS BEEN REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011
The Death of a Beautiful Woman by Moriras reviews
Alan loved Annabel more than anything in the world, but one day, she was taken away from him in a tragic fire. But this fire was no accident. It was murder.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011
All The King's Men by ShortcakeMattie reviews
When an earth-shattering secret shakes the loyalty of his two most trusted comrades, the king of thieves is left with only one choice: struggle to restore his honor, or watch his legacy crumble to dust.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,840 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011
Circles of Arven by Tsumujikaze no Soujutsu reviews
A thousand years passed and the wheel of Fate turns again... ok, I know that the first two chapters were a bit like LOTR and WoT, but hope you all can get beyond them before deciding whether to continue. R&R and I'll return the favor.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 96,628 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 10/15/2004
The Confessions of Cassidy Cain (Grandmaster of Theft 1) reviews
Part crime solver, part crime causer, Cassidy Cain is an heiress who practices her own brand of noblesse oblige as a The Grandmaster of Theft, a lady thief who uses her privilege & wits for the sake of those without her advantages. Her escapades typically end with her satisfied. The Adora's Tear Job, however, was not one of those cases.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,610 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/25 - Published: 6/1/2011