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Joined 01-30-11, id: 763000, Profile Updated: 11-25-12

Ah well here it is... an entire page devoted to me... I feel so special!

Name:My name is Maxine

Age: I am 16 years old

Gender: Obvously I'm a girl... You shouldn't find many guys on fan fiction... sorry guys!

Sport or occupation: I swim... I don't have a job yet

Hometown: I was born on a secret planet, where everyone is a pony, and they eat rainbows and poop butterflies. Don't believe me? Ask my parents.

Hobbies: I loooove to read, I always get lost in books.

1 Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

I hold up one finger. Then two... then three and we bolt, running at them as fast as we can.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

A bar disconnecting my family room from my kitchen...

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Say yes to the dress for plus size woman... it was awkward

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

5:50

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

5:52... wow I'm good

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My brother and his friend talking about throwing newspapers on a lawn

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Looking at a stray cat in our backyard

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My profile

9. What are you wearing?

Blue shirt from my summercamp, and navy blue cargo shorts...

10. Did you dream last night?

Maybe... I'm just having a brain fart so I don't know

11. When did you last laugh?

At a text message my friend sent me...

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

paint

13. Seen anything weird lately?

A fat guy running down the street with his shirt of... yeah fat guys need to keep themsevels covered up...

14. What do you think of this quiz

sort of stockerish... but I can deal

15. What is the last film you saw?

Megamind... lol

16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

BOOKS!!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Um stocker much? And how in the heck would a quiz know stuff about me? creepy...

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Get rid of Justin Beiber

19. George Bush:

Um…

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Either Zoey, Crystina, or Max

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Nick, Jake, or Jason

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Nah

Religion: Christian

Favorite books: Ready, here comes a whole buch...

Maximum Ride

Hush Hush (Just read it! Omigosh! It was A-MAZ-ING!)

Matched

Beastly

The lost hero

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

The Red Pyramid

Impossible

Divergent (Highly recommend this one)

Wings/Spells

The need series

I'd I tell you I love you, but then I'd have to kill you

The Jellicoe Road (weird name I know)

Harry Potter

Daniel X

Witch & Wizard

The kingdom keepers

Eragon and the rest of the series

An abundance of Katherines

Need and Captivate

The hunger games

Oh. My. gods.

And thats about it...

Ok, so i have two stories I thought wuld be fitting for this profile, and the funny thing is that these stories are TRUE!!

Story 1

A women was extremely terafied of black people, because she had had a bad expeirience with one as a younger child. One morning in a hotel, she stepped into the elavator to go down for breakfast. There just so happened to be two black men standing right next to her. Terrafied, she pushed herself against the wall and stood still. One of the black men looked at her questioningly. "Uh ma'm are you going to hit the floor?" He asked. The women looked at him and literately hit the floor screaming. The two black men began laughing at her. Mortified, the women walked out on the next floor they came to and hurried up to her room.

Three days later the same women walked back into her room after breakfast to find a vase of 11 roses with 3 100 dollar bills wrapped around each rose. As she carefully dug through the vase she found a small letter. She opened it and began to read. It read: Thanks for a great laugh - Shequille o neil and Eddie merphy

story 2... this one is very sad...

One morning, to lovers were riding down the street on a motorcycle. The girl was beginning to question there relationship whil the guy was thinking of asking the girl to marry him. "Jason," The girl said. "I think that it is about time that we broke up" The boy looked at her with pain on his face and handed her a small letter. The girl shriugged and place the note in her pocket. "Jason, please take me home." The girl said.

The boy turned the motorcycle into the turning lane, and just as they were beginning to turn, a drunk driver smashed into there tiny vehicle. The boy passed a day later, whereas the girl miraculously survived.

A few days later, at the boy's funeral, she remembered the letter she had recieved before the boy's death.

Carefully pulling it out of her pocket, she unfolded it and opened it up.

It read:

Dearest sharon,

Without your love... I would die.

Favorite Quotes:

Yesterday is history, tommorow is a mystery but today is a gift... that is whay it is called "present"

Boredom is a magial thing

You get it? Got it?... Good

If a guy can do it... then a girl can do it even better...

Yes, I have the ability, but do I want to do it... now thats a different story...

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my gosh dang soda

sometimes i wonder 'why is that frizbee getting bigger' and then it hits me

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me...

Hey ppl, did ya notice that if you put the first letter of the flocks name in a certain order (Iggy, Max, Fang, Angel, Nudge, and Gazzy) you get the word... I-M F-A-N-G. How awesome is that?

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Real friends don't let you do stupid things—alone

Your opinion is unimportant.

Hating me won't make you any prettier. Nice try though.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up

I have ADD and a box of markers... oh the fun i will have

I vill now destroy duh Snickuhs bahrs.

If your planning to misbehave, just remember, that I have a big stick. (Ok, I just thought I would tell you, that my dad said this, we were totally laughing hysterically.

6 REASONS NOT TO MESS WITH CHILDREN AND WHY THEY ARE CONSIDERED DIABOLICAL

1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".

2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,

"They will in a minute."

3. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

4. One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the sink. She suddenly notices that her mother had several strands of whitehair on her head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Momma?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something to make me sad or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl pondered this revelation for a while, then said, Momma, how come ALL of Grandma's hairs are white?"

5. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

6. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

15 things to do at Walmart

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8 Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!... Take me with you!!"

13 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15 Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Maxine

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Maxizzle (interesting...)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Grey Hawk (Sweet)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Marie Nightfall (Talk about a relaxing name)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Ridaxhof (Cool)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Water (Cliche much?)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Adionen

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first)): Lyn Gene (Super lame)

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black scout

10. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow): maxxxxxxxxin e


YE OL' COPY PASTE SECTION

If you aren't ashamed to state that you believe in God and Jesus, copy this into your profile.

You know you live in 2000 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'butterfly, Enrica (i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, inuyasha1106, kamiry, VampireMistressNuricoUzumaki, Jasper's Delicate Angel, FAXfan, hakilund, Maximum-Ride-Addict22, Fangslittlegirl08, Blackice1234

IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison or Jacob/Taylor Lautner are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsors! :D:D:D:D:D

If you solemnly swear you are up to no good, copy and paste this into your profile.

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.

2. Write down your favorite color out of yellow, red, black, blue, and green.

3. Write down your first initial.

4. Write down your month of birth.

5. Write down the color you like more, black or white.

6. Write down the name of a person the same gender as you.

7. Write down your favorite number.

8. Write down your favorite: California or Florida.

9. Write down your favorite: lake or ocean.

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done? If so, scroll down.

(Don't cheat!)

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you chose...

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed, and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is...

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in...

Jan-Mar: This year will be very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the better.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you chose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you chose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you chose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are also very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will only come true if you re-post this bulletin in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday

Girls Only Past this Point! So you have to read this now...haha for girls eyes only here all girls! Hey girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did you know kissing is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you! 89 of guys want YOU to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99 of girls want guys to make the first move. Chocolate will make you feel better! Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide hickeys...not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We ALL love surprises!! Now... make a wish! Wish REALLLLLLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ !! !! Congratulations!! Your wish has just been received repost this with the title for girls eyes ONLY in the next 15mins and...Your wish WILL COME TRUE!!

End Of The Copy Paste section...

More Funny quotes:

'Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!'
'I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends'
'People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.'
'An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed...'
'One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject'
'Ever stop to think...and forget to start again?'
'There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...'
'Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.'
'When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back'
'A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."'
'You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thnaks for embracing it.'
'They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.'
'Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry'
'It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird'
'A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking'
'I can resist everything except temptation.'
'Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.'
'Love doesn't make the world go round, Love is what makes the ride worthwhile'
'The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.'
'Come over to the good side, we have the Flock and chocolate'
'Life made sense... until I talked to my friends.'
'apparently 1 in 6 people are chinese, there are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin.'

Fun Stuff to do I an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangsta, I carry a squirt gun.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train.

FEEL FREE TO PM ME WHENEVER YOU WANT

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