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Joined 01-31-11, id: 763116, Profile Updated: 03-30-13
Author has written 3 stories for Humor, Friendship, and Romance.

03/30/13:

Writing changes. Writers change.

But love for writing does not change.

Maybe I'll be more serious about fictionpress this time around.

10/27/12:

eww. I wrote like a wanna-be. Time to do some serious writing.

UPDATE 04/04/11:

I KNOW I KNOW! I'm so behind on posts!

Lately, I've been falling behind in school, on FictionPress, and on Fanfiction...

Hopefully I can keep up with weekly posts on Sunday from now on, after I get Chapter 6 up sometime this week. crosses finger I'll do my best!

Still need ideas...Reviews are great encouragement too!

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Hi! My name's ZeeZee. My favorite letter of the alphabet is "z," but you guys probably already figured that out, right? ;D It also happens to represent sleep...which is my absolute FAVORITE hobby of all time! YAY!

One of my bestest friends EVER has this odd obsession with marshmallows...I'm writing this story for you - you know who you are... XD LOL, the funny thing is, I HATE marshmallows, like with a passion. They just...taste nasty. Like cardboard, if you will. I hate marshmallows almost as much the letter "x." Long story.

I spend more reading on fanfiction, because creativity comes to me as quickly as a cup of molasses is being poured into a batter from the top of the Empire State Building ALL THE WAY DOWN. So it's pretty slow. But once I get an idea, it is ON.

Romance and humor are my two favorite genres, with family and friendship following close behind. I'm a sucker for those "happily ever after" endings, but I really appreciate a good plot build and well-thought out characterization.

I'm a spelling and grammar nut. It drives people crazy, even my English teacher, but it's for the better. I hope...

Hugs and a bag of OREO cookies with a glass of milk if you actually read everything! I almost fell asleep writing this.

ZeeZee


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to Hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I fell in love with a MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I dye my hair crazy colors, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I dress in unusual ways so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I Must be a pussy.I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw AMINE so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I must be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I spot grammatical errors, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENAISSANCES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you hate stereotypes, then bold the ones you are.

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More Than Anyone by templeton21 reviews
For some reason, the instant Ben and Olivia meet, they hate one another. Every time they're in the same room, all they seem to do is fight and trade insults. But according to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, hot hate is twin brother to hot love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,378 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 3/28/2009
Tug of War by AMessofPickles reviews
No Bennett boy could be so nice. No Bennett boy would flirt with a Grace girl. No Bennett boy could be so handsome. There was no possible way that he could belong to the enemy. I'd like to say that I regretted the day I ever flirted with him unknowingly, but I'd be lying.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,579 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Complete
Brown Eyes by xoxluurve reviews
It's like we're more than just friends but still less than lovers, you're oh so tough, but I want to be your first weakness. Here we go again with the mixed signals and second thoughts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,104 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 2,331 - Follows: 1,965 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2006
Happenings by AFractionOfMySoul reviews
It's the little moments that are woven into friendship...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Complete
Mending Fences by AFractionOfMySoul reviews
Not quite angsty... but it's dear to me. Review, please?
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Complete
roommate poems by ink colored reviews
scraps.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Complete
Freak Flirting: The Pepero Game by Minkaos reviews
Sienna likes to freak out her younger (female) cousins by flirting with them. It's funny. It's hilarious. Until someone totally unrelated to her accidentally becomes a recipient. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Complete
Feels Like Home by mattnme04 reviews
When the paths of two people who once knew each other cross once again, can they help each other find the happiness they've been searching so long to find?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,866 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012
Between Him and I by Wu Qin Ming reviews
She likes him, the new, awkward boy that sits in the back of the class. They've never spoken, but Lena is determined to be with him before the end of their junior year-or at the very least friends.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012
To Feel the Sun by Aurette reviews
When the love of her life marries someone else, Gracie has to accept reality and move on. With devastatingly attractive lawyers and cute cellists who won't go away, love shows that if it's one thing, it's unpredictable. Winner of Best Het for SKoW Round 12!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,096 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
The Bleachers by justmaybe reviews
One-shot. Emma met Tyler freshmen year of high school while sitting next to each other on the bleachers in gym class. From the moment he introduced himself, she knew she was a goner. With that ridiculous smile of his, how could she resist?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Complete
The Headstand by found.eventually reviews
"What does fuck mean?" His eyes looked up to meet hers, "It's a vile word." "What's does vile mean?" She always thought she was smart for her age, but he clearly won her by a thousand miles.She wasn't used to being defeated, and she hated it. ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Complete
I Thought it Mattered by 1Faith1 reviews
A boy in my school has died. He was hit by a car. His name was Danny, and he sat next to me in Math, period four. Oh, and one other thing about Danny...he copied my homework. All. The. Time.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Kosher Dill by Aurette reviews
I have a confession. I only married you because my hands are too small to open pickle jars. One Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Complete
Little Miss Perfect by candii-apple reviews
“How about a movie? Saturday night? Just you and me.” I scowled. “How about you get the hell off my desk before I kick your fat ass off it?” He grinned at me, unfazed. “You just can’t get enough of my ass, can you?” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Just for Glory by Imaginary Parachute reviews
COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE Amazing what occurs when witty bad boy Donovan makes a bet to seduce sarcastic good girl Piper. Follow the story of their intertwined existence through high school as lessons are learned and relationships forged. EDIT IN PROCESS
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,044 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
In Sickness and In Health by treadondreams reviews
A heartfelt speech to a husband.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/20/2003
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Return to Sender reviews
Some words are better left unsaid.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 10/26/2012
10 Ways NOT to Flirt reviews
Amy's never dated before. She quickly learns that flirting isn't as easy as it sounds. 10 short and sweet vignettes of advice.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013
Revenge of the Marshmallow King reviews
Kaylee has had a bad day. When she goes to her room to relax, little does she know that some royalty hasn't finished messing up her day.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,352 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011