Author has written 3 stories for Humor, and Romance.
I don't have any particular grudge against twilight. I think it was a pretty good book as far as vampire books go, and I think queasy 13 year-old girls will all agree with me. But don't get me STARTED on the movie. Seriously, Wyck Godfrey owes me 122 freaking minutes of my life.
Like any good writer, I like to read a lot, so if that categorizes me into the 'nerd' section, so be it. My favorite sections are science fiction, romance (Believe it or not, reader, the making of a good, non-cheesy, original structured romance book is a fine art the world has yet to learn) and terror books. I also enjoy terror movies.
When it comes to writting, I believe that a story should be used as an escape from every day life into a new world, should it be an Elf world or a parallel universe, or a civilization found on the moon, an under-sea city, whatever. I think non-ficiton books are boring and greyer than my aunt Rosilda.
I have a weird, yet compulsive addiction to mustaches. Hell, if I could grow a mustache, I'd spend the days of my life stroking it in public. I have a giant stuffed mustache on top of my bed, courtesy of a friend, and a thousand cheesy mustahce-related quotes I could share with you, but I think I'll just shave them for later. (Sorry.)
I like to draw, and paint. And take pictures. I suck at it, but I like it, so everybody else's opinion doesn't really matter. I like abstract paintings, but only if they're good, and you can tell someone worked hard on it. If you give me a blank frame with a few red dots splattered across the center I'm very likely to throw it back at you.
I have a soft spot for villains. If created correctly, I think I can be subdued to vouch for the villain instead of the hero. In truth, they're often the best part of the entire story, and occasionally out-shadow the protagonist in the movie. Even though that might make ME sick and twisted, I find their sarcastic, sinisterly brilliant minds an awful lot interesting. My favorite? the JOKER, by far.
Though I'm sure you couldn't possibly care less, I'd like to mention my best friend and possibly the only intimate relationship I'll ever be allowed to have, Woody. (Yes, like the Disney Movie, harr, harr.) He's my dog. And my profile picture. And, quite humbly, really, he's epic. He's a West Highland White Terrier with an unexplained grudge against pigeons and his own reflection. He can't stay white for more than five minutes and always eats like there's no tomorrow. He manages to wake up on top of my face every morning and is more of a couch potato than even me. Which is saying something.
Finally, be aware that I do NOT copy-paste. Quite frankly, I couldn't give a smaller shit if you "Copy-Pasted this into your profile if you think there is an Edward Cullen out there for you." Cool story, bro. Not our problem.
For now, adiué. You had to courage to enter my own bizarre world of illogical insanity and safely made it out, a great achievement in its standards. I hope you enjoy my writting as well as my poetry and if you have anything to say to me you can PM me any time you want. Except on Saturdays, 'cause I'm usually asleep most of the day.
Want a piece of advice? If you're good at something, never do it for free.
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