My car's on the fritz, my bff's a thief, the coolest guy at school bow chica-wow-wow won't leave me alone, and there just isn't enough teen angst to go around. "Are you staring at my butt?" "I'm not staring I'm...observing." I replied lamely. Sequel!

Ever heard the story of Cinderella? Well, so has my sister, Cindy. And she'll stop at nothing to make it a reality. Who am I? Why, I'm the ugly stepsister, of course!

-Slash- The rewrite is being posted on my LJ.

Enlightenment is such an encouraging word. It leads one to think that they gained something from knowledge. I'd rather be left in the dark, but I cannot return to that time when I was blissfully ignorant. Final book in KoT series.

[COMPLETE] "Pucker up, princess," he murmured, grazing his lips temptingly over Nala's as he spoke. Manning a kissing booth during summer led to stolen phones, mall encounters, phone smushing and more. Manning a kissing booth led Nala to Chase.

A story about school boys, trigonometry, art, opposites that attract, japanese cliches, abuse of printers and cookies. Contains slash.

It was his infuriating need to be nice to absolutely everyone that got him into this situation, you thought. And you knew you'd end up being dragged into it as well. Slash m/m

Excerpt: "Did you know that penguins could jump up to six feet high?" "Oh. Cool. We could teach it to play basketball or something." ONESHOT.

Just your typical Please-pretend-to-be-my-boyfriend-to-keep-the-creepy-guy-from-harassing-me story.

So, what's the deal with you and video games? Are you some kind of Mario Kart junkie or something? I mean, you're a star high school football player and you have a slightly unhealthy obsession with a video game about a plumber who rides in go karts. Cute.

You were over your silly crush on him. Of course you were. So why did he choose to talk to you when you were ready to move on? Slash

//SLASH// You've been looking at me, I think there's something to say. //Title and Summary lyrics from "Gossip" by You Me at Six//

//SLASH// Drabbles based on bodily piercings

Working at the mall with a cute slightly old man has its perks. Like a cute, slightly older man, for example. Wait... did I already say that? //SLASH//

The hottest things about him is his best friend. //SLASH//

Fred never considered herself a bad kisser. But the comatose nerd at her feet dares to say otherwise. ONESHOT

Dancing: very often okay. Underwear: always okay. Dancing in your underwear: acceptable. Dancing in your underwear when Brennan Goodson walks in the front door: to be avoided at all costs.

He didn't really notice her until she was putting that math problem up in class. The chalk fell around her as she let out a sneeze. This sneeze brought his full attention to her. Who would have thought that romance could have been so modern? One-shot

I really don’t want to spend Christmas at Aunt Sue’s; she’ll ruin the holiday for me completely. Her, along with her Daughters from Hell, and that would really suc—oh, look! A cute boy! Hmm... Maybe this won’t suck, after all. An Xmas Oneshot. SLASH.

Riley is stuck at home sick and lonely. Little did he know that he would be receiving a house call that evening. Warnings of fluffy slash and cuteness.

River is stuck at a Christmas party. He also tends to hang around doorframes... do you know what is put there? Mistletoe... River gets kissed and pissed. He also can't seem to escape it. leaning MxM but just kissing.

I heard a low chuckle in front of me, but I dared not look up. "You know you're a nerd when you have a bookmark with your first initial." Oh, but that took the cake! No one insults my bookmark and gets away with it! OneShot.

“What are you doing!” I asked incredulously. “I’m trying to hide from the girl my parents are trying to hook me up with." “Oh...how’s that going for you?” I asked. He shrugged slightly. “Pretty good until you walked in.” ONE-SHOT.

Addison, a teenager who calls the wrong number, thinking it is his boyfriend. But instead he gets Daniel who is a lazy college student that is annoyed with the world. Slash, M/M Complete

Zach's never really liked girls, but he always had trouble rejecting them properly. But, of course, that's why he kept Axel around. Slash, oneshot. 8D

It'd be fair to say Madison McHale has a little trouble controlling her temper. It'd be fair to say Caine Jeffries is a little bit of a player. Insert a bet, an ultimatum, dysfunctional families, meddlesome friends... and you've got yourself a love story.

Slash. Bright blue skinny jeans can’t get you out of everything. Especially when your arch nemesis dumps barbeque sauce on them and then acts like a homophobe even though he really isn't. SKoW Best Slash winner round 11!

-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot

Out of all people, Finn Blake the Ultimate Jock was probably the last person you'd pick to turn gay. Yet there he was, hiding behind a truck, making creepy stalker eyes at the littlest punk ever. Ah, romance.

“Who are you? God?” I demand. “Maybe I am. And with the way you’ve been treating me, well, you’re going to hell, buddy,” she says indignantly. “Yeah,” I sneer. “I’m sure that God definitely goes around kicking third graders in the balls."

Adelaide Walker wasn't prepared for life. Growing up wasn't part of the plan. Learning to accept a father that walked out on her when she was seven, even harder. And socialising with two university boys shouldn't have been part of the mix. So what now?

“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.

Lindy Lee Jones is a socially retarded, destructive adolescent staving off teenage angst by avoiding soap opera drama. It figures she'd meet a pog warrior who's so well-adjusted.

Thor was the pretend boyfriend I made up so Samuel 'My Face is a Bacterial Wasteland' Matherson would leave me alone. So why is Thor standing in front me in the flesh?

Her friends tease her. She takes the train. She buys ice cream. She conveniently forgets to wear pants with her long tee shirts. She goes on dates. And at the year twelve formal, she finds herself spiking the punch.

Never in a million years did adequately named ‘suicidal boy’ think he would be saved by some random freak he kicked in the face who liked to pretend he was a wizard. For freak-of-spade’s December challenge! One-shot, Slash. MxM.

-Slash- Rowan doesn't remember the last time he's left his house, and he knows he's never been in love. But can an incubus really be what he's looking for? Well, Niko seems to think so. /for Freak-of-Spade's November Challenge/

(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.

Because of my mother, I've been cursed with a deformity. The only way to break it is to be afflicted with a different curse: one that involves sleeping for all eternity until awakened by love's first kiss, which will never happen with my prince charming..

They don't get along. That's the way it's always been. So how come when another guy starts giving her extra attention, he gets so upset?

[ONE SHOT] Everyday after fourth block, I'd walk through the same empty stairwell. Of course, it wasn't exactly empty considering how the most beautiful guy in school passed me everyday. Too bad he had no intentions of ever talking to me. [extreme fluff!]

The reason we all stop at public rest rooms.

Slash. Late one night a very unusual Beast knocks on the door to an Enchantress's castle. The Enchanter, who is more than a little miffed at constantly being mistaken for a Lady, decides to help the Beast out with his problem. Chaos ensues.

As a rule, I didn't touch players with a 10ft pole, but he was the yummiest guy I'd ever seen. So I came up with a plan to nab him. But as everyone knows, some things just don't go according to plan.

She looked like any other student, except it was Friday night and she was sitting on a washer reading Sociology instead of partying. Maybe that's why he noticed her. They claim it was fate. oneshot

Prince Alairn is on a quest. Unfortunately, he'd really rather not be. M/M. One-shot.