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Author has written 5 stories for Love, Young Adult, and Thriller.

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female. eighteen. my relationship status directly contributes to my ability to write (ex: i'm single, therefore i write shitloads of fluffy slash romance shit.)

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On Being Carly by productofdreams reviews
My car's on the fritz, my bff's a thief, the coolest guy at school bow chica-wow-wow won't leave me alone, and there just isn't enough teen angst to go around. "Are you staring at my butt?" "I'm not staring I'm...observing." I replied lamely. Sequel!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,756 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 5/20/2010
Or So the Story Goes by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
Ever heard the story of Cinderella? Well, so has my sister, Cindy. And she'll stop at nothing to make it a reality. Who am I? Why, I'm the ugly stepsister, of course!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 114,080 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
Nothing to Lose by Cattails reviews
-Slash- The rewrite is being posted on my LJ.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,906 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/23/2008
Kiss of Twilight: Betrayed by the Dawn by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
Enlightenment is such an encouraging word. It leads one to think that they gained something from knowledge. I'd rather be left in the dark, but I cannot return to that time when I was blissfully ignorant. Final book in KoT series.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,246 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 10/26/2009
Kissing Booth Princess by hotcheri reviews
[COMPLETE] "Pucker up, princess," he murmured, grazing his lips temptingly over Nala's as he spoke. Manning a kissing booth during summer led to stolen phones, mall encounters, phone smushing and more. Manning a kissing booth led Nala to Chase.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,876 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Complete
Cookies by stray cat reviews
A story about school boys, trigonometry, art, opposites that attract, japanese cliches, abuse of printers and cookies. Contains slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Complete
Everlasting Smile by Shadowing The Heart reviews
It was his infuriating need to be nice to absolutely everyone that got him into this situation, you thought. And you knew you'd end up being dragged into it as well. Slash m/m
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Complete
Getting There by foxcean reviews
Excerpt: "Did you know that penguins could jump up to six feet high?" "Oh. Cool. We could teach it to play basketball or something." ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Complete
Faking It by CharlieBlue reviews
Just your typical Please-pretend-to-be-my-boyfriend-to-keep-the-creepy-guy-from-harassing-me story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Complete
Life Isn't a Video Game by a LITTLE bit extraordinary reviews
So, what's the deal with you and video games? Are you some kind of Mario Kart junkie or something? I mean, you're a star high school football player and you have a slightly unhealthy obsession with a video game about a plumber who rides in go karts. Cute.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Complete
Betrayal of the Heart by Shadowing The Heart reviews
You were over your silly crush on him. Of course you were. So why did he choose to talk to you when you were ready to move on? Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Complete
You Me at Six by That Fabulous Chic reviews
//SLASH// You've been looking at me, I think there's something to say. //Title and Summary lyrics from "Gossip" by You Me at Six//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Complete
Beautiful Mutilation by That Fabulous Chic reviews
//SLASH// Drabbles based on bodily piercings
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Complete
l8r h8r by That Fabulous Chic reviews
Working at the mall with a cute slightly old man has its perks. Like a cute, slightly older man, for example. Wait... did I already say that? //SLASH//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Complete
Lying is the Most Fun by That Fabulous Chic
The hottest things about him is his best friend. //SLASH//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Complete
Mint Allergies by Liya Smith reviews
Fred never considered herself a bad kisser. But the comatose nerd at her feet dares to say otherwise. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Complete
Bob Seger Saves the Day by Zoe Elizabeth reviews
Dancing: very often okay. Underwear: always okay. Dancing in your underwear: acceptable. Dancing in your underwear when Brennan Goodson walks in the front door: to be avoided at all costs.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,422 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Complete
Chalkboard Princess by Morine reviews
He didn't really notice her until she was putting that math problem up in class. The chalk fell around her as she let out a sneeze. This sneeze brought his full attention to her. Who would have thought that romance could have been so modern? One-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,223 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
Of Snowball Fights & Mistletoe by Pretty Rad reviews
I really don’t want to spend Christmas at Aunt Sue’s; she’ll ruin the holiday for me completely. Her, along with her Daughters from Hell, and that would really suc—oh, look! A cute boy! Hmm... Maybe this won’t suck, after all. An Xmas Oneshot. SLASH.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,468 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Complete
The House Call by Ceremony reviews
Riley is stuck at home sick and lonely. Little did he know that he would be receiving a house call that evening. Warnings of fluffy slash and cuteness.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Complete
Mistletoe by Idiot on Ice reviews
River is stuck at a Christmas party. He also tends to hang around doorframes... do you know what is put there? Mistletoe... River gets kissed and pissed. He also can't seem to escape it. leaning MxM but just kissing.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Complete
You're the Worm to My Book by Phemonoe reviews
I heard a low chuckle in front of me, but I dared not look up. "You know you're a nerd when you have a bookmark with your first initial." Oh, but that took the cake! No one insults my bookmark and gets away with it! OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Complete
Unexpected Encounters by glitterxx reviews
“What are you doing!” I asked incredulously. “I’m trying to hide from the girl my parents are trying to hook me up with." “Oh...how’s that going for you?” I asked. He shrugged slightly. “Pretty good until you walked in.” ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Complete
Hello? Oh, sorry wrong number by Sunshine Bear reviews
Addison, a teenager who calls the wrong number, thinking it is his boyfriend. But instead he gets Daniel who is a lazy college student that is annoyed with the world. Slash, M/M Complete
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,576 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Complete
The Boy Who Cried Girls by Caseus reviews
Zach's never really liked girls, but he always had trouble rejecting them properly. But, of course, that's why he kept Axel around. Slash, oneshot. 8D
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Complete
The Mad and The Conqueror by G0bSmackt reviews
It'd be fair to say Madison McHale has a little trouble controlling her temper. It'd be fair to say Caine Jeffries is a little bit of a player. Insert a bet, an ultimatum, dysfunctional families, meddlesome friends... and you've got yourself a love story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,240 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009
Just Because by Ryette reviews
Slash. Bright blue skinny jeans can’t get you out of everything. Especially when your arch nemesis dumps barbeque sauce on them and then acts like a homophobe even though he really isn't. SKoW Best Slash winner round 11!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Sunny Mr Finnigan by iBrandi reviews
Out of all people, Finn Blake the Ultimate Jock was probably the last person you'd pick to turn gay. Yet there he was, hiding behind a truck, making creepy stalker eyes at the littlest punk ever. Ah, romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Complete
Badasses Don't Walk on Sunshine by Emedea reviews
“Who are you? God?” I demand. “Maybe I am. And with the way you’ve been treating me, well, you’re going to hell, buddy,” she says indignantly. “Yeah,” I sneer. “I’m sure that God definitely goes around kicking third graders in the balls."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Teenage Rebellion For The Socially Impaired by K.B. Hanna reviews
Adelaide Walker wasn't prepared for life. Growing up wasn't part of the plan. Learning to accept a father that walked out on her when she was seven, even harder. And socialising with two university boys shouldn't have been part of the mix. So what now?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,377 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 111 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
The Least Successful Human Cannonball by invisible.writer reviews
Lindy Lee Jones is a socially retarded, destructive adolescent staving off teenage angst by avoiding soap opera drama. It figures she'd meet a pog warrior who's so well-adjusted.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,046 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 5/6/2008
Thor by invisible.writer reviews
Thor was the pretend boyfriend I made up so Samuel 'My Face is a Bacterial Wasteland' Matherson would leave me alone. So why is Thor standing in front me in the flesh?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
action, reaction by merryhouse reviews
Her friends tease her. She takes the train. She buys ice cream. She conveniently forgets to wear pants with her long tee shirts. She goes on dates. And at the year twelve formal, she finds herself spiking the punch.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
Suicidal Boy by firestar267 reviews
Never in a million years did adequately named ‘suicidal boy’ think he would be saved by some random freak he kicked in the face who liked to pretend he was a wizard. For freak-of-spade’s December challenge! One-shot, Slash. MxM.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
My Lord of Shallot by Cattails reviews
-Slash- Rowan doesn't remember the last time he's left his house, and he knows he's never been in love. But can an incubus really be what he's looking for? Well, Niko seems to think so. /for Freak-of-Spade's November Challenge/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,128 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 220 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Kiss of Twilight: Prelude to an Evening by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
Because of my mother, I've been cursed with a deformity. The only way to break it is to be afflicted with a different curse: one that involves sleeping for all eternity until awakened by love's first kiss, which will never happen with my prince charming..
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 164,726 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Stepping Closer by CharlieBlue reviews
They don't get along. That's the way it's always been. So how come when another guy starts giving her extra attention, he gets so upset?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Empty Stairwells by Mad for Figs reviews
[ONE SHOT] Everyday after fourth block, I'd walk through the same empty stairwell. Of course, it wasn't exactly empty considering how the most beautiful guy in school passed me everyday. Too bad he had no intentions of ever talking to me. [extreme fluff!]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,866 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Gossip at the Thunderbox by Lumberjack Jim reviews
The reason we all stop at public rest rooms.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007
Beauty? And the NotSoBeastly Beast by Tygati reviews
Slash. Late one night a very unusual Beast knocks on the door to an Enchantress's castle. The Enchanter, who is more than a little miffed at constantly being mistaken for a Lady, decides to help the Beast out with his problem. Chaos ensues.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,194 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
To Pinch a Player by SLigHtLy FrEaKisH reviews
As a rule, I didn't touch players with a 10ft pole, but he was the yummiest guy I'd ever seen. So I came up with a plan to nab him. But as everyone knows, some things just don't go according to plan.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,846 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
Fate and Laundry Soap by invisible.writer reviews
She looked like any other student, except it was Friday night and she was sitting on a washer reading Sociology instead of partying. Maybe that's why he noticed her. They claim it was fate. oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
The Lad of the Lake by Kimagure reviews
Prince Alairn is on a quest. Unfortunately, he'd really rather not be. M/M. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,616 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/13/2006
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You Are The One
Wrote this a while ago. Reading over this brings a smile to my face though, because I still feel the same way about the same guy - Enjoy
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Complete
Seventeen Lies reviews
There are seventeen lies I told. There are seventeen lies that aren't true. There are seventeen lies I told.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2011
The Zany and Sporadic Adventures of Casey Lefebvre reviews
Original SLASH Fiction. Casey Lefebvre is just your regular, hormonal teenage boy with a couple of complications. He meets Tristian and both their world's are turned upside down. *Rating may go up*
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011
Beautiful
Another poem made of my wanton thoughts :
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Complete
February Air
Rambles, me sorting out thoughts in my head
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Complete