TheFateKeeper
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Joined 02-04-11, id: 763693, Profile Updated: 05-26-12
Author has written 7 stories for Fantasy, Humor, Kids, Supernatural, and Romance.

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Hey guys! This is my profile. I write mostly fiction fantasy, but occasionally I'll write some realistic fiction.

Someone whose story I read when I first joined said, “This will be written as the inspiration strikes, nothing more.” That's how mostly all my stories will go.

Anyways, I live in the US, and I have a bunch of crazy friends. I usually get them into more trouble than I'm worth, but they're still here, so I guess I'm really awesome. ;)

Some other things about me:

I HATE Twilight. It's stupid. Since when do vampires freaking sparkle in sunlight? They're supposed to burst into flames! And the books and script are so stupid, even a good actor that I actually liked before Twilight came out (Kristen Stewart, I loved her in Zathura: A Space Adventure) can't do a single bleeping thing with the character to make the movies better. (Okay, I think I might be a hypocrite and put up a story I'm writing about a vampire, but it won't be like that at all!)

I'm a HUGE fan of the Broadway musical Wicked. I have the soundtrack, like seven posters, and the playbook from the time I saw it in London at the Victoria Apollo Theater. My favorite song is No Good Deed. I recently read the book. You can go here to read about it --> bowtiesarecool-blog.tumblr.com

My favorite bands are Marina and the Diamonds, Relient K, Muse, Arcade Fire and sometimes the Plain White T's or Paramore.

My favorite movies are Fly Away Home and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. My least favorite movie (besides all the Twilight movies) is the Notebook. I don't know why, but I just flat-out despise it.

My favorite Lord of the Rings character is Peregrin "Pippin" Took. I'm obsessed with him. He's so stupid!!! But he's smart too!!! And deep!!! And he can sing!!! PIPPIN!!!! I know about second breakfast, Pippin! (It's called lunch, shh, don't tell him...)

On another Lord of the Rings related note, the Frodo actor, Elijah Wood, is gorgeous!! I don't mean hot or anything, I mean like actually beautiful. He kind of looks like a girl, sort of. But a really pretty girl. And they made his eyes really awesome-looking with tinted contacts. Don't get the wrong idea here. My heart will always belong to Pippin.

Okay, last Lord of the Rings note, I promise! Random: The Frodo character freaks me out near the end cause he gets all, "ITS MINE PRECIOUS" to Sam. And then Gollum bites his finger off. So yeah. Actual Note: So my mom's fiance J and I had this big argument over whether Samwise Gamgee should end up with Rosie Cotton (J) or Frodo Baggins (me). I think Frodo and Sam are gay and in love, and they should have ended up together. They did have some tender moments in all three movies/books that caused their sexuality to be pretty questionable in my eyes. J thinks Sam should have married Rosie because she's a barmaid and he'll get free drinks, and then he can have an affair with Frodo on the side. But I told him it's not the same and anyway that's dirty. I'm still mad they didn't end up together.

I'm a huge bookworm. You'll hardly ever see me without my nose in a book. And it'll be a different book each time, too. I usually read Fantasy or Realistic Fic but that's as specific as I can be since my taste in authors is always changing. At the moment I really like Terry Pratchett (Discworld), James Patterson (the Maximum Ride series), Hilary McKay (the Cason Family series), and I also like The Epic of Gilgamesh which is probably a weird choice.

I friggin' LOVE Doctor Who! My favorite Doctor is David Tennant (even though Matt Smith is second best) because he makes me laugh and he's unbelievably hot (even though he's old. Because age difference won't stop me from marrying Johnny Depp). I really like seasons 5-6 of New Who and I'm going as Amy Pond for Halloween :D My best friend is going as the Matt Smith Doctor, our other friend is going as River Song, and our other other friend is going as the TARDIS (because we bribed him with a burrito.)

Update: Our other other friend ate his burrito and went as Captain Jack Harkness, even though he's from seasons 2-4 and not 5-6. But whatever.

I hate Justin Bieber. I don't hate him as a person, I just hate how almost all the girls I know are in love with him. Give it up, girls! I hate to break it to you, but you are not going to be the next Mrs. Bieber. Sorry. Actually I'm not that sorry.

When I went to Colonial Williamsburg, someone's cellphone went off during a reenactment, and the actors turned around and screamed, "WITCHCRAFT!" XD

I love dearblankpleaseblank.com:

Dear lawn gnome,

I don't remember putting you in the living room...

Sincerely, sleeping with an axe tonight.

I'll be uploading my new chapters/stories as soon as I can, but I have a crazy load of homework in my near future, so sorry for any delays in advance.

Thanks!
Signed, the ninjas who live in my walls

P.S. Don't you think lol looks like a drowning man? I do.

P.S.S. I hate it when you can't find a key-chain with your name on it if it's kind of strange. Key-chains with my name on them are, like, NON-EXISTENT. (Except, as my friend pointed out, in Italy. She pointed this out because I told her I would marry anyone who could find me a keychain with my name on it. So I'll probably marry an Italian. That's cool. Well, just as long as s/he never calls me bella because I hate Twilight (see above) and I would punch her/his lights out.)

Just a tiny shout-out before I go: AmazingGrace91, you sneak! I looked up the lyrics to the song "Mambo Number 5" to see what your first name was, and guess what? There are like 7,000 names in the intro alone! AND you have evil plot-twists! I hate you :3

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The Dark Side of the Moon by likelemondrops reviews
-"You know people think we're dating?" "What's wrong with that?" I shut up, my heart seemingly MIA. "In fact," he steps closer and takes the textbooks out of my hands, only to drop them so that they slap obnoxiously against the linoleum, "why don't we?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,777 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 7/27/2009
Aress in Wonderland PrincexMoon by HikariRonde reviews
*Season 2* When Aress left Wonderland, he thought that everything was fixed and that everything would be okay. But just two years later, Wonderland is once again in chaos, but this time...things are far worse than they could have imagined. GuyxGuy
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,471 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012
The Increasingly Tragic Saga Also Known As My Life by SophieInPink reviews
My hot neighbor just saw me in my Hello Kitty PJs, my brother likes to chase me around with a spatula, my best friend is a real-life Barbie doll, and I somehow became enemies with the most arrogant guy at school. Tragic doesn't even begin to cover it...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,270 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011
Bathroom Love by EmeraldLily reviews
Being stuck in the bathroom reeks. And it's just my luck when I hear a couple come in, kissing and moaning and pressed up against my stall door. It's even worse when the new kid, who just so happens to be Bathroom Boy, decides I'm his new 'challenge.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012
First Dates Are for Falling Hard by kadabrafreak890 reviews
"Those jade green eyes that sparkled as if he was up to something, that grin that made Zander's breath catch in his throat, and fuck, that lip ring…he was falling. And he was falling hard." Zanstan, M/M. Formerly a two-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,079 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Complete
It Could Be Worse by Caseus reviews
Things can get pretty crazy on dates. For Asher and Eric, this is no exception. / oneshot, slash, fluffy! 8D
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Complete
Suburban ATM by LittleLadyLoveless reviews
Perfect, awkward moments can happen at any time, especially when and where you least expect them. Emily learns this fact on a short errand to the bank, and she'll probably never view ATM machines the same way again. One-Shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Complete
Girls, Boys, and Other Enigmas by Miss Haps reviews
ONESHOT. "Your mom wants me to impregnate you?" I pause. "Yes," I answer honestly. "She thinks you're dreamy and has deemed you well equipped for the job." Kent laughs. "Well that's true. I think I can be pretty sufficient in that area of service."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
Yumm! by Kyllex reviews
Erica is a frequent diner at Red Robin, but it's not the food that she keeps going back for. It's the sexy and charming waiter that's caught her attention - and apparently she's caught his, too. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,855 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Complete
Aress in Wonderland by HikariRonde reviews
When Aress gets pushed into a tree, he finds himself falling into the mysterious and handsome Hatter's arms in Wonderland. But Wonderland isn't exactly how they described it with all of its secrets...especially with the other Alices trying to kill him! BL
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 78,411 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Complete
I'm in Love With a Professional Heartbreaker by AmazingGrace91 reviews
When Adam's con-artist uncle forces him to seduce the daughter of the richest man in town, he gets a horrible surprise; the daughter is his best friend. Throw love, loyalty and an identical twin into the mix and his "mission" gets a little messy...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 479,994 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
Clay Bracelets by Dove Dinell
2006
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Complete
White Mistress by Avra-Sha Faohla reviews
The heat behind her was unbelievably intense, fiercer than anything she’d ever felt. She had to leave now, or she’d die.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Complete
Raindrops by Guy1122 reviews
Trying out a new style.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2011
But don't change your style, sweetheart by C. Tattiana H-H reviews
Change the subject, change ways, change places, change of mind, change hands, changeover, change back, change into, change out of, change with, change of heart, change of pace, change of scenery, times have changed. -February WCC-
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Complete
Lost Crown by SugarWinterMelon reviews
Elizabeth Grey is thrown into the magical world of the beautiful talking bird she picked up when she discovers that she is immune to all magic. Answering the birds pleas and to protect her family, she agrees to help search for the lost crown of Aracarnia.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2011
The Man by Avra-Sha Faohla reviews
The Man is out there, waiting for you.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Complete
Forgive Me Before You Go by AmazingGrace91 reviews
Liz and Aiden were brought together by chance after a near-fatal accident in the woods. After a breakout at a mental institution and a series of disturbing panic attacks plague Aiden, Liz starts to realize that he isn't as care-free as he seems to be.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 300,962 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Complete
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Ashes To Ashes reviews
"No one to protect you now." He smiled, and her heart jerked, for it was the same smile that once had been so kind, but was now so cold. "This does end now, my love. For you, at least." Two-shot with an surprise ending, R&R please.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
I Promise reviews
There's nothing scarier than waking up alone when I fell asleep with his arms wrapped around me. The doorknob is warm. I can imagine him looking back at me hesitantly, wondering if I might be something he could stay for. I guess I'm not. A one-hit, R&R.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Complete
Wolf Song reviews
My dear Wolf. I ruined everything for him. He stayed hidden for so long, but he heard my song. Because the story isn't true. The story of Little Red Riding Hood, the Poor Old Granny, and the Big Bad Wolf, is a lie. And I'm here to set the record straight.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,760 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011
Pandora's Box reviews
WARNING: This story contains black magic, darkness, struggles, and the eternal pain of loss. It also contains hope. But beware, sometimes hope is more dangerous than the things listed above.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,132 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011
Hold My Hand and Don't Let Go reviews
I'm going to tell you a story. Everything I'm about to tell you is true. I was there. But this story isn't really about me – I'm just the one telling it. It's not a nice story, either; it doesn't have a happy ending. And it's not for the faint of heart.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2011
The Tooth Fairy Doesn't Exist reviews
A short story about a little girl who figures out that the Tooth Fairy doesn't really exist.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Complete
Death by Sugar reviews
A humorous little story my friend and I worked on about the death of a fat elephant. The detectives later find out the cause of his death was that he was poisoned by an ice cream man. The suspected poison: SUGAR.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Complete