Crazyfunbean
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Joined 02-05-11, id: 763747, Profile Updated: 09-05-11
Author has written 5 stories for Fantasy, Horror, Historical, and Friendship.

I am crazyfunbean, because I am crazy, fun and I am a little obsessed with jellybeans!! I love to write--I am an aspiring author. I have actually been featured on the CBC news website for an article I wrote. I have written many stories, although I haven't completed many of them!! To name a few, I wrote a fable "the cat and the bird"(such a creative title, huh?), "Bringing out Bloom" which is a story about a girl abandoned in the forest as a baby, but miraculously survives. Later on in the story, she comes into the modern world. I have a best friend who also is on this site, and she is the inspiration for most of my stories. Oh, also, I love history, and i am currently writing a story about a female pirate.:) JELLY BEANS FOREVER!! am obsessed with zombies, club penguin, chocolate, Percy Jackson, Glee, Books, and old ladies knitting sweaters.(Don't ask...) My age: Wellll... If you must know I am 3547. My looks: looks in mirror Not bad... I have short brown hair with bangs (borring!), bright blue eyes (that's what i'm talking about!), a nose, a mouth, eyebrows, ears, legs, arms etc. (ho hum, the usual). Favorite stuff: Color(S): Blue, green, and pink (pink is NOT a silly color, it's refined...) FOOD: Mr noodles, chocolate and asparagus (only if it is smothered in butter and salt. Healthy huh?) SEASON: Summer and winter (Cuz' you're hot then you're cold...) I could go on and on about stuff that i like, but i don't know why people would want to read about me, because i can't stand myself for more than five minutes!! What's that? You LOVE to hear about me? Well, if you insist... Movie(s): TANGLED, WALL-E, HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON, RANGO, TITANIC ( i cant pick just one!)

Fav bands: Theory of a deadman, Katy Perry, Glee, and Paramore.

Songs: If i die young,Lowlife by Theory of a Deadman, Kiss the girl by Ashley Tisdale, Acting Out by Ashley Tisdale.

I have changed my pirate story a bit since it wasn't very clear in the beginning. Hopefully i will have the second chapter posted by next week. (IM SOOO SLOWWW!!!!!)

SAYONARA FREAKS!!!!

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Some Call It Fate by InkedSoul reviews
"Well I'm pretty sure that you're just eager for me to choose you." He squinted his eyes down at me seductively. "Really and what makes you think that?" I asked, toying with him. "Cause," He stepped closer, leaning toward me, "You like me."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,372 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 6/23/2011
The Ship of Dreams by xXHistoryGeekXx reviews
Isabella was a girl who boarded the Titanic in first class, while Eileen was someone who joined the crew as a stewardess. Once aboard, they both meet someone who changes their worlds forever. But then an iceberg appears and they must fight for their lives
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,117 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012
Rush by CrazyCowgirl101 reviews
The first time she met him, he was covered in mud and had a bloody nose. The second time she almost knocked him unconscious with a curtain rod. Yep. Sounds like things are just dandy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,582 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011
Secrets of the Gods by julietta08 reviews
What if you weren't normal. What if the reason you swore off men is because you're the Goddess Artemis and your brother is the sun god. What if you discover your entire family are actually the Greek Gods and your house is insane. What if? That's my life
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,169 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Complete
A Fire and a Black Rose by meepet reviews
A boy with no place to go and a girl doomed to die are brought together, and are left to learn that time heals all wounds. Rated T for language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
Keeper of the Red Roses by FreeSpiritedWanderer
Ileana finds love and happiness with a man, her children, and her garden of roses. Only... life has a funny way of turning something good into something horrible. This is the story of a woman and her life and how she chose to end it all.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Complete
Hordes by LunaoftheLight reviews
Whatever you may call them- Night walker. Undead. Devil. Reanimated. Infected. Ghoul. Umkhovu. Zombie. A series of short stories chronicling the rise of the dead and the love, life, spirit and people who survive- and the ones that don't.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,835 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011
No Help From a Fox by Painted Cricket reviews
"Get your claws and fangs away from me, fox! Who are you to help me? You are the lowest class of all!" A simple fable about prejudice.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Complete
Blood Stain'd Rose by WEREDOINGOKAY reviews
No story is ever set in stone. Not all characters are portrayed correctly. Not all endings are what they seem, and most happily every afters don't happen. For Princess Aurora and Prince Charming, their fairytale story never went along with their book.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,455 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011
I'll Be Waiting by CrazyCowgirl101 reviews
Emory's prom night was ruined by a back stabbing jerk, but just when she thinks it was all for nothing, Prince Charming swoops in. Only problem? He is her brother's best friend!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Complete
Remember Me by ChaseTheSunset reviews
ONE-SHOT. Mira is now a famous actress, with a hot boyfriend called Roland. But everything Roland does one night reminds Mira of someone in the past, someone that she tried to move on and forget about. Then she remembers...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Complete
Smile by Lia Jenson reviews
Shiloh's not happy. Charlie's not happy. They're going to get glad by destroying everyone else's happiness. R & R.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011
Watch It Burn by LunaoftheLight reviews
For Anna, life is hell since her father showed up at her mother's house, drunk, angry and violent. Her only escape is the boy in her head, the boy who can protect her and take the pain away, if only for a little while. M for violence and abuse.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Complete
Hey There Delilah by ChaseTheSunset reviews
ONE-SHOT. Hey there Delilah What's it like in New York City? I'm a thousand miles away but girl, tonight you look so pretty, yes you do, Times Square can't shine as bright as you, I swear it's true. Based on the song by Plain White T's.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Complete
Zombie Apocalypse: A Love Story by Izumi-no-Junko reviews
Life, love, nothing turned out the way I imagined they would. But maybe I should back up and start from the beginning. It starts with the end of the world. This is a zombie story first, a love story second. Let me know if the rating is wrong. Enjoy!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011
Shadower by 9emilylime9 reviews
A mindreader meets another. A creepy short story of murder, passion, and even a little friendship and love.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Complete
Bullet by MaxxIsMadness reviews
Not really Horror. Couldn't find a better category. T for shooting. BANG BANG. Description: Daemon never predicted his life would end this way. A cold, hard bullet.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Complete
The Clock to Count Me by LunaoftheLight reviews
Tick, tick, tick, tick. The vaguely steampunk story of a criminal girl whose life is measured by the pocket watch around her neck.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Complete
Out of Touch by LunaoftheLight reviews
An atheist's speculations on life after death, and struggling without a theory to fall back on. Trust me, I'm not going to pretend to be superior like a few atheists I can name.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Complete
You and Your Vague Spunk by LunaoftheLight reviews
I hate you. Really, I do. Is this a new experience for you?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
Chronicles of Ophelia by LunaoftheLight reviews
And by the time the credits are supposed to roll, you’ve forgotten all the names of the technical crew.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011
Drift by LunaoftheLight reviews
There are fish, pure white, with little black eyes. They remind you a bit of bread dough, or corpses, and you have a sudden desire to touch them and see if they feel fleshy and soft and cold.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Complete
A Web of Lies by CrazyCowgirl101 reviews
When Amelia finds her husband Lord Walden-James dead, she knows that she must flee or be accused of murder. Taking on a new identity and telling lies when needed, she becomes Isobel Pellitier, falling stupidly in Love with the Earl Isaac Bristowe.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,938 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010
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A Tribute To My Best Friend reviews
Here's to my best friend, YOU GO GIRL!
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2011
The life and death of captain sarah blue reviews
Sarah leaves her home at 15 to stow away on a cargo ship. the ship is attacked by pirates and she is taken prisoner. she chooses to become a pirate rather than die. these are her adventures.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2011
Era's gift reviews
Era is considered crazy by everyone who happens to meet her. But, she really belongs to a race of people called the Micah, who have special powers. Era's being seeing the past present or future. She has to help defeat the evil Naci, their opposites.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011
How i died reviews
first damien, then jane, then me. And i took my mom.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011
Silent night reviews
a man comes home one night to a silent house
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Complete