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Joined 02-14-11, id: 765026, Profile Updated: 02-14-11
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My name's Ned. I'm a dude. I teach high school physics to kids who like bad music and have trouble with addition.

Want to hear a physics joke? Well, I'll tell you anyway. A neutron walks into a bar and says, "How much for a beer?" The bartender says, "For you, no charge."

Ba-dum ching!

Yeah, anyway...

I like chips (but not those baked ones), art made out of macaroni, and violent sea creatures.

I'm a big fan of Havoc. He messes up a lot and his life sucks. I can relate to that. I think he acts like me, but that might just be my man-crush talking. I've been told that he looks like me, but who knows how reliable that opinion is.

Fullmetal Alchemist consumed my life for several years, until I was kidnapped by a Disney Princess. My favorite books that don't have pictures are The Once and Future King, Fight Club, Dune, Alice in Wonderland, and Cat's Cradle.

Check out my blog for more fiction and stupid pictures.

In the works:

The Sunlit Flower (Original): The ups and downs of the friendship between Jon, the Hero of the War of Folly, and Ellie, the Sunlit Flower

You Need to Get a Bigger Place (Legend of Zelda): Link didn't know a lot about these kinds of things, but he knew that making a little fairy sad was all kinds of wrong. Modern Hyrule

Trust Me (Tangled): When Rapunzel falls in love with a passing bandit, she must venture into the outside world for the first time to find him. Dark.

Soul Pancake reviews
A series of short stories to chew on life's big questions. From the Soul Pancake Prompts.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/17/2011