TheCatGoesMoo
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Joined 02-17-11, id: 765330, Profile Updated: 06-12-12
Author has written 6 stories for Romance, Humor, and General.

Author likes to write stories and most of her stories are based on personal experiences
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On the Run by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
I thought I liked Jeremy Rhider. And then he kissed me, shoved a briefcase in my hands, and jumped out my second story window. Now I'm under the watch of Agent Ryan Sumner, FBI. And he's about as thrilled with our arrangement as yours truly. Complete. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,718 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Complete
Allie by Edna-Mode413 reviews
Before I could think I heard myself saying, "I love your eyes." His face lit up and his smile deepened. "You love my eyes?" "Yes, I love your eyes. They're beautiful," I told him. "Do you fantasize about having children who have my eyes?" he asked grinning cheekily. How could I not like him?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,776 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Complete
Amazing by Live and learn reviews
She was the girl that was impeccably shy. He was the guy that every girl desired. He thought she hated him because she never spoke. She thought she never stood a chance, but to him she was amazing. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Complete
Note To Self: Learn Social Skills by QueenofRoses reviews
Katie was happy with her typical existence. Then, someone snaps her picture with the hottest-bachelor-under-25 and her life becomes a whirlwind of charity functions, fancy dinners, and...coming out parties... are you serious?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,919 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Mopeds Come in Pink by Jemia reviews
The boy was gorgeous. Slap his face on a Calvin Klein underwear ad and I swear, those boxers would sell. It's just too bad we attended rival schools. Contact was off-limits. But then again, he had never been big on following rules...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,969 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
Soul Mateitude by Emedea reviews
I think we should get married," I say. I wait for Lainey’s response, but I only hear silence. I turn to look at her and die a little bit inside. Fuck my life. I just proposed my girlfriend to sleep. For the Popping That Question Contest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,479 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Complete
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Blue Eyes by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. "What's wrong?" Before I knew it, he had placed himself squarely in my path. And – dare I say it – he actually sounded a little angry and hurt. "Why are you not stalking me anymore?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
Presumptions by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. She thought he was a stain on the family tree. He thought she was the perfect match for his snob-of-a-brother. Negative first impressions on a deserted highway at 2 A.M. ––and the worst part was, they could've had each other at 'hello'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
Ol' Blue Eyes by Emedea reviews
“Jeez, you’re such a creeper.” Joey crosses her arms over her chest. “I didn’t know you were following me. What if I came in here to masturbate or something?” Carson shrugs his shoulders. “Hey, you wanna masturbate, go right ahead. I don’t judge.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,231 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Complete
Badasses Don't Walk on Sunshine by Emedea reviews
“Who are you? God?” I demand. “Maybe I am. And with the way you’ve been treating me, well, you’re going to hell, buddy,” she says indignantly. “Yeah,” I sneer. “I’m sure that God definitely goes around kicking third graders in the balls."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Success Story by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. This might not have happened if he'd just let her in...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 173 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
The Way Things Are by productofdreams reviews
He would walk her in the rain, she would talk incessantly. After all, that was just the way things were. Who were they to change it? Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Avery Susan Sanders is not an Ass by Justice Bana reviews
Avery Sanders should have been pleased that she received a full ride to Verminton University, one of the most prestigious colleges around. All goes well until she meets Jack Shanahan. He's rich, arrogant, and his father is paying for Avery's education.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,808 - Reviews: 2445 - Favs: 2,516 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Complete
Saturday Morning Cartoons by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] We're just two horny teenaged boys. We don't know what the hell we're doing. But that's okay, it's more fun this way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,590 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 10/14/2005
Island Olivier by elisefey reviews
What: Stranded. When: One screwed up summer vacation. Where: A deserted Island. How: Long story. Who: Me. And that guy who doesn’t really count because at this rate I’m gonna kill the jerk before we ever get rescued...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,956 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 3,811 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
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Something Wicked This Way Comes reviews
I want to believe in more than you and me... But all that I know is I'm breathing...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
Goner reviews
She pushed me during recess. I dipped the end of her pigtails in a bottle of ink. God knows how we became friends.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Because he dared to dream reviews
And I'm sure that he, like me, actually had a dream. A goal. An ambition.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Complete
Broken reviews
An empty shell, A body without a soul, She is now broken.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Complete
A trip to the dentist reviews
When my aunt and parents weren't looking, I showed the boy my middle finger.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Complete
Theres always next week reviews
being in love is never easy....especially when its your first time...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Complete