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Joined 02-26-11, id: 766566, Profile Updated: 03-27-13
Author has written 4 stories for Romance, Humor, General, and Horror.

Hello, welcome to my profile. I suppose I will tell you somethings about myself (isn't that what you are supposed to do?).

Name: Hmm...you can call me Gracy, because I am oh-so-graceful as I trip and fall flat on my face. =.=
Age: Um...old enough...that is all you'll get out of me...
Hair Color: I just changed it to green... a dark green. Maybe... red next week?
Height: Not tall enough... T.T
Eye Color: Brown. Mud brown.
Favorite Color: Storm-cloud gray =.=

Stories in the Wings:
2012: The babies that were born in the year 2012 grew up and all took government jobs, jobs of power. They make awful decisions that lead to the extinction of mankind. Humaniod Aliens discover Earth many years later and find mankind's structures still standing, albeit falling apart. The story is about an alien named N'tok that discovers a hologram diary of a boy named Damien. One of the few intact chronicles of the "end of the world."

Through the Bars: Delila is an orphan teen running from town to town. To pass the time, she daydreams. Wanting to make money (she hates having to steal), she overhears a playwriter selling a script to a troupe in a pub, deciding that was the key. Problem is that she can't read or write. One evening, she bumps into a man running from the cops and helps him shake his tail. He was an aspiring playwrite without any ideas. She and Will strike up a deal: she comes up the the stories, he'll write them down, and they'll split the profit 50/50. It all works out until Will gets arrested on the accusation of being gay.

The Shark's Teethe: title is still in limbo. David is a mute captive on an enemy's ship, the Shark's Teethe, with secrets that could get him killed. He manages to gain the interest of the ship's captain, who has secrets of his own. Secrets that could ruin them all.

Atlantis: The city under the sea, where the color of your tail is your station in life: orange, red, and yellow are royalty; blue and purple are nobles; green are commoners; dull colors- such as gray, dull purple, murky red, and black- are outcasts. The prince, Minnow, is nearing the age to take a bride. His parents have set him up with Angelfish, a daughter of a nobleman. During a meeting, where he is forced to spend the day with her, Minnow escapes. He comes across a beautiful man and tries to follow him, but he swims away. The problem? His tail is gray-blue.

So whatcha think?

Fun Things:

Quotes:

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

You say I’m a bitch. But a bitch is a dog. A dog barks. Bark is on a tree. A tree is part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I’m beautiful. Thank you for the compliment.

News Report: Little girls aren’t made of sugar and spice and everything nice anymore. According to Miranda Lambert, they are made from gunpowder and lead.

They are laughing at us because we’re Idiots...we’re laughing at them because they just figured that out.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

Whoever came up with the story of the princess that lives happily ever after once the dashing prince rescues her should be shot on sight.

What is the meaning of life? Whatever you want it to be.

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Stress: the confusion created when the mind must override the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some idiot who desperately deserves it.

Those that say nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

Copy onto Profile Things:

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it

If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here.
Woman: Really? I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your @$$.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd prbably die laughing.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.

Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello, and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nother will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up; our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

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Tales of El: Iron Butterfly by mousegirl05 reviews
Temple apprenticeship in an unfamiliar world, home to an unfamiliar race. Amid thorns of hatred and misunderstanding, can a human find true friendship and love among the rae'lir temple keepers? m/m-sorta; read and see!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,699 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/8/2017 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
Heartless BoyxBoy by XxArixX reviews
The life of a teenager is not always an easy one. Take Willow for instance. Albino, short, Gay, and completely in love with his best friend. His very male, and very straight, best friend. -Slash, MaleXMale, Yaoi-
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,913 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Complete
Cigarettes and Pumpkin Spice by KittyWoman12 reviews
Forced out by his father because of his sexual orientation, Jason considers what few options he has left. Leaning towards the unthinkable, a mysterious man appears to offer him advice and a little something more. BoyxBoy Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,132 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Complete
Knockin' on Heaven's Door by laurabryannan reviews
Emo techie falls for MD, but not all is as it seems. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,400 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
Behind The Facade by Wtf-Are-Scrambled-Eggs reviews
He looked like the sort of guy who would strangle, cut up and eat me. So why are there erotic drawings of me in his sketchbook? Note To Self: do NOT talk back to the scary-psycho new kid! Slash. Three-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,238 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Complete
I'm Not Dead by SarryMatts reviews
Spoilt rich brat Sacha has to learn a few lessons in life when he's sent to live with his Aunt in disgrace. Living in a desolate village sucks but there's always a silver lining right? This time the silver lining just happens to be called Ged. SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,571 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
The Violet and the Tom by Ocotillo reviews
*2011 SKOW nominee* Nygell, a Lord of the Northern Isles, is given the gift of a young Grecian slave by the King. Nygell wants no such responsibility. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 98,564 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
Pony by xanthofile reviews
[slash] It was just some stupid fake double date, so I didn't even bother to look good. I mean, he's Mr. IceMan, so what was the point? [complete] written for Deepcrimsonfeenix
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,528 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
Stars Above Us by Huy Ho reviews
Slash COMPLETED: NOVEMBER 26, 2003 This is my first attempt at slash. A story about two boys.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,579 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2005 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Complete
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Ancients reviews
Spirit-Talker is an apprentice healer. A very private person who is considered an outsider to those in the tribe. And he has just been told he was going to mated to some stranger. What will happen? SLASH full warnings inside.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/24/2020 - Published: 1/28/2012
Mother Goose reviews
Jack Stickler is a member of the FBI investigating the Mother Goose case, the serial killer that uses nursery rhymes as their method of killing. Not all that scary.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Complete
Untitled reviews
David was a pirate on the Shark's Teethe before those from the Siren's Song came along. Now, he is a prisoner turned crew member and falling in love with Rafiel, the Captain. Rating may go up. WARNING: contains m/m relationship. Don't like, don't read thx
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 3/2/2011
Crushin' on the Gay Guy reviews
This is supposed to be humorous, not offensive, so if you don't like this sort of this, don't read. I mean no ill will against anyone. rating for "sensitive" subject
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Complete