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Hello, welcome to my profile. I suppose I will tell you somethings about myself (isn't that what you are supposed to do?).
Name: Hmm...you can call me Gracy, because I am oh-so-graceful as I trip and fall flat on my face. =.=
Stories in the Wings:
Through the Bars: Delila is an orphan teen running from town to town. To pass the time, she daydreams. Wanting to make money (she hates having to steal), she overhears a playwriter selling a script to a troupe in a pub, deciding that was the key. Problem is that she can't read or write. One evening, she bumps into a man running from the cops and helps him shake his tail. He was an aspiring playwrite without any ideas. She and Will strike up a deal: she comes up the the stories, he'll write them down, and they'll split the profit 50/50. It all works out until Will gets arrested on the accusation of being gay.
The Shark's Teethe: title is still in limbo. David is a mute captive on an enemy's ship, the Shark's Teethe, with secrets that could get him killed. He manages to gain the interest of the ship's captain, who has secrets of his own. Secrets that could ruin them all.
Atlantis: The city under the sea, where the color of your tail is your station in life: orange, red, and yellow are royalty; blue and purple are nobles; green are commoners; dull colors- such as gray, dull purple, murky red, and black- are outcasts. The prince, Minnow, is nearing the age to take a bride. His parents have set him up with Angelfish, a daughter of a nobleman. During a meeting, where he is forced to spend the day with her, Minnow escapes. He comes across a beautiful man and tries to follow him, but he swims away. The problem? His tail is gray-blue.
So whatcha think?
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
You say I’m a bitch. But a bitch is a dog. A dog barks. Bark is on a tree. A tree is part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I’m beautiful. Thank you for the compliment.
News Report: Little girls aren’t made of sugar and spice and everything nice anymore. According to Miranda Lambert, they are made from gunpowder and lead.
They are laughing at us because we’re Idiots...we’re laughing at them because they just figured that out.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."
Whoever came up with the story of the princess that lives happily ever after once the dashing prince rescues her should be shot on sight.
What is the meaning of life? Whatever you want it to be.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Stress: the confusion created when the mind must override the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some idiot who desperately deserves it.
Those that say nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
Copy onto Profile Things:
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.
If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it
If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy and paste this on your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Mental Hospital Phone Menu:
Hello, and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nother will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up; our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.