The Wizzard
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Joined 06-04-01, id: 76672
Author has written 6 stories for Song, and Horror.
I hate flamers, spammers, bashers, and all music released after 1992 (except Weird Al). I like Batman, Robert E. Howard, Forgotten Realms, Frank Sinatra, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Weird Al, Pink Floyd, ZZ Top, Def Leppard, Deep Purple,the Beatles, Van Halen, Dire Straits, Led Zeppelin, Metallica, and the Jimi Hendrix Experience. And I LOVE! Coolest site on the net I tell ya! (Also See: ).

My favorite colors are Black and Green, and I'm a weird. Sorta like al the other authors...

Why I'n Named The Wizzard:
The Wizard of Oz is one of my favorite movies.
The Wizard is my second favorite Black Sabbath song.
The Harry Potter books are some of my favorite books.
The term Wizard implies intelligence.
I Like the Air Fresheners.
It has a nice ring to it.
Gandalf is my favorite Lord of the Rings character.
Wizards are my favorite fantasy characters.
The letters that spell it are my favorite letters (in order!)
Pinball Wizard by the Who is one of my favorite songs.

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The Darkest Night Of All: Darkness Falling by Darth Gilthoron reviews
Alternate history. The schisma between the Allied Forces has come earlier than expected, and Hitler's men find themselves in a situation where a friend is hard to tell from a foe. And the war continues...
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,849 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/5/2003 - Published: 10/3/2002 - Complete
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The Kidnapper Song reviews
Dark, twisted humor about (you guessed it) kidnappers. A short, non-rhyming song. Not for anyone easily offended or for anyone who has actually gone through kidnapping related trauma. My 5th original song. Nothing like my first 4 songs.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2003
Cause I'm in Love
The anti-angst love song. Very upbeat. Its basically about how incurably cheerful someone becomes when they're truly in love. Inspired by the Beatles later work, although it probably won't show through in the lyrics. My 4th original song.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Published: 7/13/2003
The Wizzard Presents: Tales of Terror reviews
A collection of my very best short horror stories, ranging from somewhat humorous, to a little spooky, to downright disturbing. Read them alone at night if you dare! Story One: FEED.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/7/2003
Second Chance reviews
A song about a man who has good intentions in his relationship, but often says the wrong thing, and isn't very good at handling romance, and his girlfriend is breaking up with him because of it. My first Romance song. Based on a true story.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/10/2003
The Seven Deadly Sins reviews
A series of seven songs, each about one of the seven deadly sins, starting with Envy. Rated-R for inevitable language & adult content in later chapters. My 2nd-8th songs.
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/23/2002 - Published: 11/20/2002
Asking Fate a Favor reviews
A song about putting forth some effort if you want something in life, because sitting around and expecting life to come around doesn't cut it. My 1st Serious Song. PG-13 for Language
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/8/2002