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Joined 03-01-11, id: 766956, Profile Updated: 03-10-11
Author has written 2 stories for Fantasy, and Humor.

Some cowboy wisdom:

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.

When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.

It's better to be a has-been than a never-was.

Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

Tellin' a man to git lost and makin' himdo it are two entirely different propositions.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, shouldn't it follow that cowboys would be deranged?

There never was a horse that couldn't be rode;
Never was a cowboy who couldn't be throwed.

Inscription on Mr. Wayne's headstone:
"Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learnt something from yesterday."

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The Life and Death of James Moore by Sam Gale reviews
A ex-robber sets out to take revenge on the corrupt rancher who had him shot and ruined his life.
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Western/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011
The Resurrection of Orias Dire by Telephonic reviews
Orias Dire, has-been outlaw, is feeling a little empty late into life so he hires someone to write and edit his life's story. Follow has-been and writer as Orias Dire reaches new heights of infamy to turn his image around.
Fiction: Western - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011
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Voyage of The Gatorduck reviews
Join this team of fun futuristic losers as they journey to distant planets, get stuck on distant planets, experience more human error than human success and learn to hate them as much as they hate eachother. It's a good ol' time. Strong language.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/18/2011
Horny the Unicorn Man, Prince of Pants reviews
It was just a normal day when suddenly everything changed! Now the fate of the world rests in my hands. But can a witty, random girl juggle saving the world AND a relationship with a unicorn prince?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/25/2011