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Joined 03-02-11, id: 767094, Profile Updated: 07-25-13
Author has written 6 stories for Romance, General, and Young Adult.

Hello.

"Who are you, random citizen?" I hear you cry. Well, in short, I'm a:

Reader, writer, martial artist, expert procrastinator, silly person.

I hope to one day own a nuclear arm. And possibly leg.

I have mixed aspirations between being a biochemist, neuroscientist or writer. Can you spot the odd one out?

And now, my favourite quote:

"Some men are born with underwear and others have underwear thrust upon them." - Peter Cook


Blog:http://underwaterraven.wordpress.com/

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American Hospitality by Emily Rai
Levka Shikalov, the son of a well known Russian adviser, is lost and all alone in New York when Anthony Greene finds him wandering around trying to find his way. In the true spirit of American Hospitality invites Levka home with him so he isn't wandering around the New York streets all night long. There's a little bit of Russian in it, it's all spelled phonetically from google.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14 - Complete
Tales of Swordy by Swordy McSwordy reviews
Basically, the truth about what the fudge happens in my everyday life. Rated T for some of the stuff my friends say...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 15,111 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 9/25/2011
That's What She Said by NerotheNinja reviews
Just random convos with friends, battles of wits with enemies, odd rants with teachers, and awkward moments in general. All true - it's my life, bro.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,419 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012
Darko by SerialXLain reviews
slash one-shot. We eat the pot brownies his mom made and curl up on the couch.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Complete
Writer's Block by BubblyMeTiffany reviews
A short poem about the horrible curse that is Writer's Block.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Complete
Saturday, 20 Feb 2010 by meapineapple reviews
Friday, 19 Feb. 2010. Today I ate cereal, worked in the office, ate a hoagy, mowed the lawn, and showered.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Complete
Smile For the Camera by Ash J. Bartlett reviews
Flash fiction. Written for a competition and inspired by a night out with friends.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Complete
Reminiscence by Don Mufasa reviews
A short story about an old man who rediscovers what he thought lost, and overcomes his fears and pain.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Complete
Veterans by Don Mufasa reviews
A short story about a broken man who gives what pieces he has left to save a life.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2013
The Cure by WrittenGold reviews
This essay is about the approach of a girl who believes the cure to societies disease is to respect the individual as they broaden their horizons and experiences throughout their teenage years. She is comparing how things work right now to how they should actually work.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Complete
Where The Lines Overlap by myheart4you reviews
You all know the story. Blake is the rich guy, lives in the nicest house, goes to the best school. Kaily, on the other hand, lives in a bad neighborhood, small apartment, and has to work for everything. Her one outlet is playing guitar at Jam, a local club that has live music. When Blake accidentally hears Kaily playing in the music room, what will happen when their paths cross?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 74,194 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012
PAINTING CRANES by Eve in the garden reviews
While accompanying her friend to a charity Gala, Kaitlin Moore meets handsome, enigmatic billionaire Jackson Cole. A chance meeting finds Kaitlin face to face with Jackson again and against her better judgment they embark on a dangerously passionate and intense affair. But Jackson has a dark secret from his past that threatens to destroy them both. Rated M for strong sexual content
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,053 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012
When You Wake, Will You Remember? by Emelinee Baconinee Tortalinee reviews
Luke and Elliott. Two young men who hardly know each other, and yet they soon find their fates entwined throughout history, for reasons neither of them can understand. Destined to live and love only to be cruelly torn apart again and again, Elliott and Luke are helpless to resist this deadly combination of fire and attraction.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2013
Forsaken Destiny Of Distant Memories by SKYdownFall reviews
You were standing across the railway. I was on the other side. You weren't smiling and neither was I. None of us moved an inch, nor did we avert our eyes away from one another. This is the start of our love story. Or so I thought... /This is my first story published here. Please rate and comment :)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Complete
The Acme News Journal, America's News Source by Kody Wright reviews
A spoof news journal akin to the Onion. Highlighting exceprts from todays news.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012
I Never by DutchAver reviews
Some can't spit it out. Some can't even say a word. Some fall in love with the same gender. Some can't see their loved ones. Some know them since kindergarten. To some, love feels like torture. This is a story of all six of them. Reviews returned!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 91,875 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012
Dead Man Walking by sheepyblue reviews
Aids. That's all you have to say, that one word. I nod understandingly, not understanding at all.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Complete
The writer by FeatheryFlow reviews
My love of intellect.. Drove me to write this one about a writer.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Complete
Catch Me by professional griefer reviews
He's playing a game of cat and mouse, but tonight he wants to be eaten. M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Complete
Love is Blind by Hey Romeo reviews
When openly gay Tony Stevens agrees to go on a blind date set up by his nosy best friend and her chirpy sister, the last thing he expected was for it to result in anything more. Of course, he also didn't expect to be on a date with an actual blind man. [M/M] [Slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,176 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012
Fourteen by ImmanenceEnsured reviews
Mason could still vividly remember the hours he'd spent with his father, watching romance movies, talking about mommies and daddies and love and why daddy did the cooking and the cleaning instead of mommy, but actually it should have been a mommy and not a daddy. And then there was Thomas, daddy's best friend. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,556 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Complete
Love In Unexpected Places by Joie Wilder reviews
Aaron is attracted to Nathan in college, but does nothing about it because both of them are supposedly straight. Three years later, he finds out otherwise when Nathan asks him out during a parent/teacher conference. Fast forward one year and the two are committed. Enter Price McCullough, the new principal. Full synopsis inside. Companion to Illicit.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/21/2012
Illicit by Joie Wilder reviews
Trick and Clay are nothing alike. Clay is a high school senior. Trick is his psychology teacher. The only thing they have in common is their mututal attraction. Will they find more as they explore it or is it only skin deep? If they do, can it ever last?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,788 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Complete
Inuit Jacques by Mr. Noklevername reviews
Hello! Well this is the description! I'll try to get this without stopping mid sentence. Anyway, Inuit Jacques was a concept floating in my head for awhile. It was originally a flash series, but I have no idea how to animate. So, I wrote the script to post, and I'm saying it's a play! Comment if you have any questions, comments, or jokes, tell me in the comments. all rights are
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012
Lilies by FebruaryBabes02 reviews
ONE-SHOT When someone close to you dies, you know there are always going to be reminders. Reminders that you can't forget or put out of your mind. Reminders that, somehow, you eventually learn to avoid. But it's only when the reminders aren't there anymore that you realise just how much you needed them. Please read and review.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Complete
Just a kiss by just another harlequin reviews
At the age of six, Jayson stole Vanessa's first kiss and in return she hated him. At the age of fifteen Vanessa had taken her first kiss back, leaving Jayson wanting more in compensation. If he had to return her first kiss, then the least she could do was give him the rest right? Contains a mild lime near the end.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,567 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Complete
Ground Rules by InTheMindOfSunshine reviews
mXm. Atticus has a secret. He prefers guys to girls. Oliver has a problem. He is in love with Atticus. But wait that's not a problem is it? It is if Atticus doesn't know Oliver even exists.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,387 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Complete
Universal Hope by Kiki Luvs U reviews
The Holy Trinity...isn't a trinity after all. There's a Daughter of God and the people might just make the same mistake twice.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,169 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Complete
Double Trouble by ClubSauce reviews
Short comedy sketch. A man meets Hollywood's greatest asset, pun intended. Read and review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Complete
on my first day alone, everything was fine by ink'd-hyena reviews
/"if a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"/
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011
Flaw by Reeech Beeetch reviews
Not-so-single girl meets not-so-single boy. Chance encounters, flirty banter, those beautiful tiger eyes and an electricity-charged kiss. Forbidden, complicated, maddening – and ultimately, soul-changing. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,974 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Complete
The Nameless District by Randwulf reviews
No one knew why the Nameless District was in such an abandoned state. No one really spoke about it. It seemed odd that such an easily noticeable piece of the city could be so easily ignored. But that it was. If only they knew its secret...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2011
The Beautiful Days by Celtic Mysteria reviews
When depression strikes it will lay waste to everything and everyone in its path. Potential TW for suicide.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Complete
Death by Seventage reviews
Being Death isn't as much fun as you'd think...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Complete
Brotherhood by OnceAndFutureSteel reviews
A pious outlyer in a corrupt French monastery uses his dying will to perform a miracle. How will it change the world he sacrificed his life for?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
Social Anxiety by ShazHobson reviews
A vignette about just how much effort it takes for one girl to open her mouth.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Complete
Buy Sodium Now! by Ronixis reviews
It's a sales pitch for everyone's favorite element, NA! Old Chemistry assignment that I hope you find as funny as I do. Short Story.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Complete
The Downside Of Humanitarian Work by Garneau reviews
As I watched him get beaten to a bloody pulp, my concerns for his health became fears for my own mental stability. Since when did I care about Ryan Williams' well being?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 177,887 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
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A Wild Flower reviews
Alone in the pine forest mountains, Aleksander nurses an angel with broken wings. In return, he's shown eternity.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,081 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 2/17 - Complete
Laws of Attraction reviews
Contains M/M. When university Mathematics student Oliver unexpectedly falls for Psychology student Adrian, Oliver is less than happy. But, despite the fact that Adrian didn't study a "real" science, Oliver finds himself doing two weeks of humanitarian work in Tanzania, just because Adrian was as well. Anyway, what's the worse that can happen in two weeks in a foreign country?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,608 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Complete
Fallen reviews
M/M. As the small figurine of a dancing angel turned slowly to the familiar lullaby, Flynn Jones pictured Mr Wall, squirming and writhing beneath him as Flynn crushed his airways, his hands unrelenting around Mr Wall's throat. Once again, Flynn fell asleep satisfied that another night's work had been done in Adrian's name. But Adrian, he remembered, was never coming back.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,400 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Complete
To Whomever This May Belong reviews
To whomever this may belong. You left your diary on the bus. I'm returning it to the address stated inside the front cover. Yours faithfully, Peter. P.S Your best friend's relationship sounds messy. She should probably leave him.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Complete
Project Amy reviews
Contains M/M. Amy Leonard has a habit of sleeping with a guy and then sneaking away the next morning while they're still asleep. Guys following up has never been a problem, but when she lets her real name slip and Zach can't get her out of his mind, she has trouble on her hands. And he's not her only suitor...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,244 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Complete
Who's Ever Heard of Wanstead Anyway? reviews
M/M. For Elliot Williams, living in a pokey flat in Wanstead with the unrequited love of his life, Adrian Carter - who barely registers Elliot's existence - with a good-for-nothing degree and student debt, things weren't looking too bright. Especially since all the wine's now gone from the fridge. Could things get any worse? Could they ever get any better?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,985 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Complete