Dhragonis-Slytherin
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Joined 03-04-11, id: 767306, Profile Updated: 03-04-11
Author has written 4 stories for Fable, Thriller, Haiku, and General.

About Me: ?? No idea. All I know is that I am forgetful, lazy, stupid, idiotic and totally random. Random enough to give my friend a 10min lecture about why you shouldn't let your brother near your Nintendo DS (which strangely included lunch, a vacuum cleaner, the dump, ebay, George W. Bush, Barack Obama, a detention center, and pirates...)

Gender: Female

Age: That's for me to forget, and you to not care about.

Fanfiction.net: Same username, Dhragonis-Slytherin

Hobbies: My favourite hobbie is to lie around and do nothing but eat, sleep and go online. However, I love to study languages. I find them very interesting and fun. Especially when you see how language evoles. Like from Madarin to Cantonese and then to Japanese. Or how chinese characters (traditional that is, I only like traditional, simplified bugs me to no end. I don't get why almost everyone loves simplified more!) came to be.

My favourite languages are:
- Latin
- Japanese
- Cantonese (Traditional)
- Mandarin (Traditional)
- Spanish
- Italian
- German
Even though I only learn Latin, Japanese, Cantonese, Mandarin and French. I think Spanish, Italian and German is cool, but don't have the time since my school doesn't offer it. However it offered French, Latin and Japanese so I took those.

Although I don't hate French, I don't like it either. It's so annoying how there are so many silent letters making it hard to remember how to spell. And that stupid masculine and feminine stuff. Seriously, how can anyone remember all that. While we say, "I play chess." they say, "I play au chess." and if its whether it's masculine, feminine, plural and all that crap, the au can be a en,on,les,la,le,des,de la and a whole list of other stuff. How on earth am I meant to remember which one to use! And there are so many exceptions! Teachers say majority ending in 'e' are feminine. But I had a lesson on classroom objects and we already had 8 exeptions out of 20 objects, and that's just the classroom!

But I also have a little interest in German, though I haven't actually tried anything. It's too different from other languages for me to remember.
(I fully admit that I am a language fanatic.)

I like England. But I like Ireland more than England. However, I like Scotland even better than Ireland. Weird, I know.

Any other details that I forgot: Why are you reading this, I forgot them!


I'd like to make special mention to a really hilarious Naruto parody on youtube. Although the voicing is a bit wierd, for an amateur thing it's actually pretty good. You'll get used to it.

Here's the first episode there's still heaps after it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmS1_Pxqp3c

Anime RULZ... FOREVER!! Have trouble doing my homework and watching all this anime at the same time.

I currently only read Naruto, Twilight and Harry Potter fanfics but I used to read Gakuen Alice(Alice Academy) ones but quit.

I love it when ever writers use the japanese words. Common words should seriously be in japanese, it really annoy me. I don't mind if you forget once or twice but you should try and use japanese just for common words that everybody should know. Things like baka, taichou, mendokuse, hai, jutsus, the animals on anbu masks, Naruto countries etc. Though for things like jutsus and countries you should try and put in an english translation in brackets or something, even better all jap. words should have a translation! The english jutsu names just really annoy me!

Oh yeah, I also like it when they put their last names first because that is how the japanese do it. eg: Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura, Hatake Kakashi etc. I also hate it when writers don't use the suffix so like -chan, -kun, -sama, -dono, -san. These are all necessary to keep it as close to the japanese as possible. (I think you can now tell that I am also a Jap. fanatic)

PS. I have a strange habit for repeatedly writing PS's

PPS. This is and example.

PPPS. Are you suppose to repeat the P's or the S's?

PPPPS. I am just gonna stick to the P's for now.

PPPPPS. I know I should stop this now.

PPPPPPS. But this is really fun.

PPPPPPPS. Sorry just couldn't resist.

Anyone who is bored and an anime fanatic, especially the ones who have watched Durarara should go check out this chatroom on the internet. It's based on the chatroom in the anime Durarara but I guess it's alright to go on even if you haven't seen the anime.

The link is:
www.dollars-group.com/chat
www.dollars-bbs.org/chat

It's really quite fun and I'm on all the time.


Somethings I love to be in my fanfiction (so if you see one with some of them PLEASE PM about it!):

Naruto
- Naruto friends with Kiba, Shikamaru, Chouji, Gaara, Shino.
- Naruto as ANBU at early age (around 12 or under), preferably captain and preferably on good terms with most ANBU.
- Powerful Naruto's, of course it's only fun when it's a secret. (Not emo or dark or anything either: Like a mask, pretending to be stupid when he's actually smart is good.)
- LOTS OF COMEDY!! (Perverted Jiraiya jokes welcome, I don't mind lemons or anything.)
- I also like one's where Naruto is friends with Ibiki and/or Anko. They don't have to be close or anything, just aquaintted.)
- Preferably on good terms with the Kyuubi
- FemHaku and FemKyuubi but don't have too (I also like it when Haku doesn't die)
- Yet another don't have to but I love it when Naruto is smart and practically LOVE the ones where he beats Shikamaru in shougi.

Harry Potter
-
Harry Potter as reincarnation of Salazar Slytherin and Salazar Slytherin fics in general.
- I like time travel ones where he goes and rewrites the past for the better. But I don't like it too serious where too many things go wrong. It's too dramatic for me.
- Draco and Harry are friends! Of course Hermione and Ron and others should still be friends too.
- HUMOR! (I don't care if their sexual jokes or what. As long as they're funny I'm fine.)
- Ones where he has a snake familiar are good!
- When he utilises the Chamber of Secrets instead of just closing up and forgetting about it. I could have some really good uses you know. Like a secret base, training area or just a personal place to get away from things, like a second home.
- Smart, tactful and powerful-ish. I don't want him to be stupid or anything, more entertaining if others don't know the full extent of his power.
- Closer friends with Luna, Cedric and Neville. I know they are kinda friends, but I like it better when they play a bigger part. Especially Cedric. I don't like his death.

If you see anything CLOSE to these PLEASE, with ice-cream, sugar, honey (and anything else you like to eat; I don't like cherries) ontop. Just PM me. Forever grateful.


Favourite Characters

Mortal Instruments - SIMON! I LOVE YOU! DATE ME! MARRY ME! DO ANYTHING! I JUST LOVE YOU!! DUMP MAIA AND ISABELLE. FORGET ABOUT CLARY! DATE ME INSTEAD! (major love-heart eyed fangirl with psychological issues whilst having heart problems due to constant heart palpitations and worshiping the ground he walks on.)
...cough cough...Simon aside, I also like Raphael, Simon, Clary, Jace, Isabelle, Simon, Alec, Magnus Bane, Simon and man Simon is hot.

Twilight - Jane, Alec, Alice, Carlisle, Aro, Jasper (Jane is so awesome I love her. She looks so hot in the movie. Good job Dakota Fanning!)

Harry Potter - Salazar Slytherin Lover!, Luna, Draco (Tom Felton is hot), Hermione, Oliver, Ginny, Harry, Ron, Fred, George, McGonagall, Lucius, Narcissa, Tom Riddle (but not Voldemort)(Lily, James, Remus, Sirius only when they were younger)

Naruto - Shikamaru, Temari, Itachi, Gaara, Haku (GO HAKU!! Why did you die?!)

Kaze no Stigma - Kazuma, Ayano, Ren, Tsui Rin (aka Cai Ling or something like that, you know, Kazuma's girlfriend that got sacrificed to demons?)

Bleach - Hitsugaya, Nemu, Soifon, Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, Kon

Ouran High School Host Club - Kyouya, Haruhi, Kaoru (Hikaru's alright)

Jigoku Shoujo - Ren, Ai

D. Gray-man - Lulu Bell, Marshall Cross, Allen Walker, Lavi (He's so much hotter in the manga), Komui, Tyki Mikk, Road, Mimi (Lulu Bells maid akuma, anime only I think) Sennen Hakushoku (Millenium Earl?),Lero (the umbrella...what? It's so cute de lero~!)

and others I can currently not think of.


Most Hated Characters

Harry Potter - Peter, and some others I can't think about

Naruto - Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Orochimaru, Kabuto, most of the people in Konoha who don't like Naruto, most of the Ninja Council (exept for Nara, Aburame and the people who aren't against Naruto), Madara, DANZOU (WHY THE HELL ARE YOU THE ROKUDAIME HOKAGE!?)...I hate a lot of characters, so what?

Bleach - Orihime, Yamamoto, Aisen, Rukia, most bount, and other's I can't remember (there are a lot of characters in Bleach)

D. Gray-man - Suman, Boric, Linalee (liked her at first but then all she did was cry)

Inuyasha - Naraku, Kagome


Favourite Pairings
(I don't mind yaoi or yuri, but I am not particularly into them):

AlecxBella(Twilight - FF)

SimonxClary(Mortal Instruments - FF and canon, not that it'll ever happen. sigh)

SimonxIsabella(Mortal Instruments - canon and FF)

SimonxMaia(Mortal Instruments - canon and FF)

LilyxJames(Harry Potter - FF I only like the ones back when they were still at Hogwarts!!)

HarryxGinny(Harry Potter - canon and fanfiction)

HarryxLuna(Harry Potter - FF)

LunaxDraco(Harry Potter - FF)

LunaxNeville(Harry Potter - fanfiction)

HermionexRon(Harry Potter - canon and FF)

HermionexDraco(Harry Potter - FF)

Tsui RinxKazuma(Kaze no Stigma - canon and FF)

InuyashaxKikyo(Inuyasha - canon and FF)

YakumoxHarima(School Rumble - canon and FF)

ConanxHaibara(Detective Conan - canon and FF)

ShinichixRen(Detective Conan - canon and FF)

RenjixRukia(Bleach - canon and FF)

HitsugayaxMomo(Bleach - canon and FF)

TatsukixIchigo(Bleach - canon and FF)

HitsugayaxRangiku(Bleach - canon and FF)

NarutoXHarem(Naryto - FF Basically I don't care who goes with Naruto but I don't reallly like him going with Tayuya)

ShikamaruxTemari(Naruto - canon and FF)

ShikamaruxIno(Naruto - FF)

AnkoxKakashi(Naruto - FF)

AnkoxIruka(Naruto - FF)

SakuraxLee (Naruto - FF Ok, not one of my major favourites, but if you had to find a match for Sakura I would rather Lee than Naruto, Sasuke or anyone else.)

I have seen 1 GaaraxFemHaku and I thought it was really cute.

As you can see I don't really care about pairings, but these are just the major ones.


You know you live in 2008 when...

1 You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2 You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3 The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4 You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6 Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7 As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8 As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9 And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10 You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11 Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12 Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


~5 Truths of Life.

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3. The first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.

(Oh well… I already knew I was an idiot!)

5 Truths of life:

1. You can kiss your elbow

2. You are now thinking you are not falling for that one again

3. You think you're so smart

4. The fact is that that is a lie

5. You are now trying to kiss your elbow

Stolen from XxVioletAshesxX, who stole it from Silvore,who stole it from Stardawn, who stole it from hopelily, who stole it from refloc, who stole it from Earthborne...

(I can't believe I fell for both of them. crying in shame in the corner growing mushrooms Tamaki style)


Controversial Issues:
1)
Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage


Five ways to convince your parents to let you watch anime:

1. With every episode you are learning the japanese language. (that's right people! I only EVER watch sub!)

2. Watching anime can relieve stress, and when you build up too much stress you go nuts and write backwards.

3. When reading subtitles in the anime, you are expanding your vocabulary and improving your reading speed. (not really, but hey! I'm just saying this so I can convince my parents. No one said it had to be true. Just believable.)

4. Reading the subtitles, learning japanese AND figuring out who is going to die next trains ultra high multi-tasking skills that could be use full in studying (if you ever plan on doing so).

5. Watching anime could stimulate real life situations so you make the right decisions. So people, next time, if you see wierd guys wearing black robes with red clouds and a hiate with a line a cross it, know to turn around, run like hell and start screaming, "FREE RAMEN!!" and hope Naruto will come.


Favourite Quotes

"Its been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom."

"強ければ生き、弱ければ死ぬ。(tsuyokereba iki, yowakereba shinu If you are strong you live, if you are weak you die.)" - Rurouni Kenshin

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up"

"Some people are like slinkies...they're not good for anything but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs."

"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."

"I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife."

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."

"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough."

"You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it."

"Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die."

"An alarm clock is a device that wakes you up just in time to go back to sleep."

"An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be"

"I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids."

"Eat well, stay fit, die anyway."

"A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch."

"Trouble defies the law of gravity. It's easier to pick up than to drop."

"Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time."

"A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed."

"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."

"A good essay is 10 inspiration, 15 perspiration, and 75 desperation"

"Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!"

"It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!"

"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"

"I can resist everything except temptation."

"To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times."

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."

"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."

"The man who smiles when things go wrong, has thought of someone to blame it on."

"Behind every sucessful man, is a surprised woman."

"Therapist = The/rapist...scary thought"

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."

"There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry."

"Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary."

"You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?"

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?""

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"People think it's fun to be a super genius, but they don't realise how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."

"You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them."

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."

"If at first you don't suceed, destroy all the evidence that you tried."

"I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem."


A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

A good friend will help you when you fall. But a best friend will keep on walking and says "Walk mutch dumbass?"

A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a best friend will be in the room next to you yelling "THAT WAS AWESOME LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"


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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you can raed tihs psot tihs on yuor porifle.


If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know (a) video game/anime character(s) or video game/anime weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate how an anime you love ends while the manga is still ongoing, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your friends find you nuts about watching too much anime/manga or find you nuts for being nuts, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have stacks and stacks of work to do on you desk right now, but can't be bothered to do it, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you fit none of the above, copy and paste this on your profile.

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