Author has written 4 stories for Historical, and Young Adult.
You seem to have wandered onto my page! My name is Maddi, also known as Saran, and I like to read. I'm a super-geek for video games too. I love history settings, and therefore stalk the Historical Fiction story landing page as much as I can.
I'm a 7th Grader in Ohio. I take almost all AP (Honors) classes. I think my writing style still needs some work, but thats why I came here!
Want me to Beta something? PM me!
I like Action/ Adventure stories, especially in the Fantasy and Historical settings.
I like Kingdom Hearts and Hetalia~
I also cosplay. It's liek my normal clothing now!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Ocean's Nocturne of the COCA, luvablenerd, soraroxas365, Dying-Lunar-Mystery, Alice Rocker, suckishLEMONADE, lnik, singer22498, Saran-Wrapped Daughter
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to you're profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever argued with yourself and lost, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. (I do this too much LOL)
If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile
If you ever forgot how old you are when someone asked you, put this in your pro.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, put this in your pro.
If you ever laughed at a movie that wasnt funny, put this in your pro.
If you love rain, put this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net (or maybe fictionpress) with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've tripped over a twig, copy and paste this into you're profile.
If you ever mispronounced an easy word (such as the word 'and' or 'the'), put this in your profile
Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
If you wanna travel when you get older, copy this into your profile!
No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.
If you think being normal or the same as everyone else is BORING! Copy and paste this to your Profile and add your name to the list to show that being normal is NOT cool. Dying-Lunar-Mystery, Alice Rocker, suckishLEMONADE, lnik, singer22498, Saran-Wrapped Daughter
Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.
Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".
Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.
Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.
Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.
Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments.
Crazy is when your crazy.
Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.
Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.
Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.
Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through middle school/high school/college.
FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this! XD Very funny!!
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?"
-This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. -Lucillia
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together." (It's also good for taping people's mouths shut while they're sleeping, just to see what they do.)
"When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice into life's eyes and see if it still likes lemons after that. (If it still does, say, 'Screw it' and go have some pizza. Pizza makes things better.)
"I'm the kind of girl who falls and apologizes for it." (singer22498= it's not my fault... well it is... MY FEET BETRAYED MEEEE!!
"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it." It's no fun if you spend all your time worrying about it. Suck it up and live it up.
All Stories (including WIPs)
The Lonely Acadia - Aline was a content girl living in Acadia until her family is told they are being deported to South Carolina in the Colonies! Aline will have to deal with the trials and tribulations of being a teenage girl on top of dealing with the things that come with being seperated from your family.
Devotion - I was once a young Moche girl, as free as a bird. That was 7 years ago. As my Mistress grows older, I fear she may be gone soon. And I may be offered up for a sacrifice. But I will be as faithful in death as I am in life, and I will always obey my master at any cost.
Broken Wing - After Kelsey and her Mother are killed in winter traffic, Kelsey is allowed a single wish; she wishes to see a time when her life was full of happiness. But one wrong move and everything could change.
In The Middle - My name is Georgia Moore. My brother hasn't even hit puberty and is in juvie, my sister is an eighteen year old high school drop-out, and I'm about to become bait for a heavily armed criminal. Well, won't this be fun.
I, Saran, pledge to review every story I read, no matter the content, rating, or author of the story.
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