Raven of the Shades
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Author has written 20 stories for Nature, Life, Play, Song, Manga, Love, Essay, General, Fantasy, Humor, and General.

Hello peoples!

This is the LIVE joint account. We (that's L and V) have co-written pretty much everything except the poetry (that all belongs to yours truly, L). Yes, the letters stand for things. No, it's not our names. No, we are not going to tell you.

We beta! We beta a lot of things! Go look at the epicamazing-but-badly-formatted beta profile up there! L is the primary owner of this account and most accounts connected with it. I and E are not associated with these sites, although they are on the team that runs through most of the beta work and other things.


Fiction Notes:

CODE RED: Removed for re-writing. LVE.

The Forgotten Duke: Complete. V.

AyKaMa: There's no telling when I'll stop. Marked as complete, though. VE.

Things I Learned From Sci Fi or Fantasy Literature: Complete. Sort of. It can grow, if I want to make it grow. LIVE.

Along those same lines, How To Become a Mary Sue in 100 Easy Steps: Complete. LIVE.

The Tale of Liberty West: Published 2-28-13. LE.

Amberwood: Chapter 11: Ravielle, Ravielle. 5-19-13. LI.

Sir Caretaker: Complete. V.

Deus Ex Machina: Complete. L.


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year, or not at all.

BUT

I am also the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

Who knows and is proud to be who she is.

Doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment).

Who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more.

Who loves and is obsessed with books and mangas.

Who can express herself better with words than actions.

Who doesn't need a guy to complete her.

And knows the importance of the little things.


OATH TO THE REVIEW REVOLUTION

I, Raven of the Shades, do solemnly swear to review all the stories I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution, post this in your profile and join the revolution!


Name Game:

1. YOUR REAL NAME: That's kinda classified...

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First 3 letters of real name plus -izzle: Lilizzle. That is the dumbest-sounding thing to hit planet Earth.

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favorite color and favorite animal: Topaz Parakeet. I use it as a penname sometimes.

4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: 2nd Favorite color and favorite drink: Red Blood of My Enemies. Well.

5. YOUR ARAB NAME: 2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mom's middle name: Inluwsa. Technically the U should have an accent but...

6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mother's and father's middle name: Patricia Edward.

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black Patches. Or Black Snowy (which is kind of self-contradictory). Or Black Charlie, which I like the best.

8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: Apple Catastrophe Avoidance

9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accessory: Orange Pegleg?

10. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your middle name and street you live on: Claire Mills. I guess that's okay.

11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: First 3 letters of your last name and first 2 letters of your first: Minli. DUDE YES

12. YOUR STREET NAME: Favorite ice-cream and favorite cookie: Rocky Road Sugar. That is the second-dumbest thing to hit planet Earth.


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A long, long time ago, I signed up for the Poem-A-Day feature on poets.org. It was for a school assignment, and I usually just clicked through the emails, not really reading the poems, until I saw this one.

Living in Numbers by Claire Lee

Sunday, August 22, 2010:

Number of times I've woken up after

oversleeping and sprung out of bed like a ninja: 959

Number of broken bones: 3

Number of scars, physical: 4; emotional: 947

Number of funerals attended: 7

Number of friends, Facebook: 744, real: 9

Number of cavities filled: 0

Percentage of people I can stand in the world: 3.5

Number of times I've laughed so hard my sides would bruise: 2,972

Number of times I've wanted to bawl my eyes out: 320

Number of things I regret: 11

Number of things I know: 918,394

Monday, August 23, 2010:

Number of times I've woken up after oversleeping and sprung out

of bed like a ninja: 960

Number of broken bones: 3

Number of scars, physical: 4; emotional: 1,293

Number of funerals attended: 7

Number of friends, Facebook: 800, real: 7

Number of cavities filled: 0

Percentage of people I can stand in the world: 3.4

Number of times I've laughed so hard my sides would bruise: 2,973

Number of times I've wanted to bawl my eyes out: 321

Number of things I regret: 13

Number of things I know: 918,390

It could just be the most truthful thing I have ever read. Repost if you feel the same.


I just love these quizzy things muchmuch too much.

What's the last book you read?

A Corner of White by Jaclyn Moriarty.

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

My mom. "Yeah, the cookie dough's right here on my shoulder."

Where are you?

At my desk, on my old rolly chair *spins around like little kid (read: John Green) on chair*

What's your personality like?

You'd have to know me to know that, I guess. Mostly a strange-minded writer who wants money for art.

What was the last thing you thought?

How do I answer this question? No, seriously.

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?

George H W Bush action figure standing next to a Nixon action figure. Yankee Pool Floaty Toy. The French revolution. The Red Necklace. This is what it's like in my mind palace, guys.

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

Put my million dollars in the freaking bank and wait. And then whatever the heck I want.

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?

My pinwheel notebook. It's preeeeetty...

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Ah hab an apple im mah mouf righ now...

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

THESE WORDS. And Trade Secret.

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 287 and find line 16. What is it?

(Sitting here shell-shocked) I don't actually have any books in arm reach. Oh God who am I... I need treatment or something...

What's it like being you?

Being me. DUH. What did you think?

What are your thoughts on writing?

Mindguts on paper. Enjoy.

How tall are you?

Short.

What book are you currently reading?

Out of books. *weeps*

What was the last thing you cooked?

Right. Maybe toast.

What color are the walls of the room you are in?

Bluish-grayish ew.

Do you know who the governor of your state/province is?

Snyder (Michigan). I don't think I spelled that right...

Ketchup or Mustard?

RELISH

How many different programs are on your computer right now?

MAYBE 7000

What is the weather like?

Rain, rain, I so love rain!

Are you going on vacation this summer and where?

Band Camp. At a place that has a marching band field.

Anything else?

WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE, TO THE NEW AGE. Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh I'm... RADIOACTIVE! RADIOACTIVE!

What's your favorite article of clothing?

My fourth Doctor scarf.

Who is the most special person to you?

Not telling.

Scariest moment of your life?

Terrified the crap outta me in that half a second between pickup truck and gravel driveway... and then great pain.

One word that would best describe you?

"Odd". Or "radioactive". Because I like Imagine Dragons.

What is your favorite month?

October. It's really pretty... and there's candy... and leaves... and candy...

What's your favorite number?

TAU! 6.28318530717958647692528...

What does your user name mean?

Raven. Of the freaking SHADES. Like draperies, but not really.

What is your favorite Disney movie?

Up. That's right, I was planning on crying today...

What made you smile today?

Drama club, when somebody randomly shouted "Vatican cameos!" and half the people in the Black Box dropped to the ground.

Last thing you said out loud?

"The world is mine tonight!"

Latest rainbow you saw?

A few weeks ago, above my school.

Do you want a haircut?

My hair doesn't get cut so much as attacked with conditioner and then avoided. It is that curly. And it doesn't really grow, so it doesn't matter.

Have you ever been in a fight?

Once.

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Uh.

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Uh.

If you could be any book character, who would you be?

Probs... what. I don't know. I CAN'T DECIDE...


Pop Quiz:

What's your name?

Raven of the Shades. Oh... you wanted my real one. Lil, sorta.

Birthstone?

Peridot

Zodiac?

Earth Tiger

Astrological Sign?

Virgo

Height?

Short.

Weight?

Right.

Hair Color?

Indeterminate.

Are you in love?

Nope.

With who?

My big toe.

Are you lying to me?

Honestly, dude.

Do you have an imaginary friend?

Moz. I wanted Sorina, but then decided that Moz would be more suited to my purposes of tomfoolery.

Do you want an imaginary friend?

I would wish for Sorina right about now, but she and Moz would probably rip each other's imaginary heads off.

Look to your left. What do you see?

My backpack and pinwheel notebook.

What were you doing at 6:45 this morning?

Running around like a maniac trying to eat breakfast, get dressed, and finish chemistry homework all at the same time.

What was the last thing you yelled?

"RADIOACTIVE!"

Do you believe in magic?

It depends on my mood.

Do you believe in fairies?

Spell it correctly and I just might.

Who's your crush?

Big Toe, I told you already.

Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs?

Two flights.

More than once?

Obviously.

What did you do when you got to the bottom?

Complain about many random things and come up with a new plot bunny.

Type with your feet.

Big Toe doesn't want to.

Was that fun?

I guess.

Run around the house. How do you feel?

Dead.

Do you own a credit card?

No.

Do you like to shop?

Not particularly.

What was the last thing you bought?

Peace tea from the cafeteria.

Do you have any children?

What.

Are you married?

What.

Who's your crush?

BIG TOE

What's your favorite color?

Finally, actual questions. Red.

Favorite Animal?

Eh. Depends on my mood.

Favorite fruit?

Did ah menshin dah apple in mah mouf?

Quick! You have to save the world!

Not my division.

Someone has a knife to your back.

Hello, Moriarty. I always thought you'd be a little more awesome about everything. My bad. *kicks in balls*

Do you swear?

...Yes...

Do your parents know you swear?

Occasionally.

What is open on your computer?

Gmail, French Revolution thing, Grooveshark, Napoleon thing, this, Tumblr

Who was the last person you talked to and what did you say?

"Oooooh, cookie!" to my brother who gave me a cookie. Such a nice boy. I've trained him well...

Where are you?

At home with my germs.

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?

The ceiling

What was the last thing you ate?

That cookie

What's your personality like?

You already asked me that question.

Who do you have a crush on and will never have a chance with?

Big Toe... *weeps*

What was the last thing you thought?'

Is that even a question?

Do you sleepwalk?

Not that I know of.

Do you sleep talk?

Yes. I once sat up in bed, shouted "GUYS! HEY GUYS!" across the room and resumed sleeping.

What's the worst dream you've ever had?

Thankfully, I don't remember my dreams.

Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to mind?

Didn't I just answer this a while ago? (The answer is yes.) But the HW Bush figurine next to the Nixon figurine, Yankee Pool Floaty Toy, the French revolution, The Red Necklace.

You have a million dollars. What do you do with it?

Yeah, definitely repeating idiotically.

What are you eating/ drinking now?

DID AH MENTION DAH APPLE IN MAH MOUF?!

What are you writing right now?

My response to the question.

Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

A globe can't speak, DOOFUS

Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

A swear word. A particularly nasty one. What book is this even?! *looks at cover and slowly, painfully puts it away* I didn't want to know.

What can you hear right now?

Night sounds, Misty Mountains in my earbuds

Have a conversation with the closest living thing.

Me: Hi cat

Cat: Meow *starts purring*

Me: Aww, that's so sweet- Ouch. He bit me! *cusses out cat*

Cat: Meow *continues purring*

Turn on the TV. What's on?

BLUE

What when you were last using the computer?

Writing a paper on Napoleon. I still am.


PEACE, LOVE, AND CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES

Don't forget to LIVE

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My quiet call for help.
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To those who feel uncomfortable when around people. To those who want to speak, but seem incabable. Initiative? They don't know how. Who are these curious people? They are the Socially Awkward!
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Little Bird by Little-Storyteller
A little poem I wrote for my friends on the last day of school. And I'm just now getting around to posting it.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Complete
Battles, Bards, and Buffoonery 2: Random Antics by lotus coin reviews
When a disgruntled knight plans vengeance on the princess and dragon who wronged him, he sides with a powerful wizard with erratic powers. Check out this farcical adventure full of action, magic, ice, tornadoes, dice, and laughs all around.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,717 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
Battles, Bards, and Buffoonery by lotus coin reviews
An epic story of love, swordplay, gods, and demons...is not what you will find here. Instead, check out a farcical adventure about a brave knight heroically saving a kidnapped princess from a sarcastic dragon.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Complete
Aurora by Yemi Hikari reviews
First tries to write a good OC, but no matter how much second helps...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Complete
Tip of the Month by writergurlLW reviews
So far: Dialogue, Helpful Review, Characters, Info dumps, Sub-Plots, Writing a Series, Merging Genres, Real World Logic.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,191 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009
The World of Thieves by Silvore reviews
In a world run by thievery, a girl seeks to be one. But how can you be a thief, if you're working for one? Knowell is a girl, who has the skills to be a thief. Will she team up with spoiled Drath Salvier, to outsmart the greatest thieves in their world?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010
In the Face of Eternity by The Mumbling Sage reviews
A prose poem The true epitaph of a human being does not lie in or on the grave, but in a place where for one moment, truly, they left their soul.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
The Feng Shui of Review by The Mumbling Sage reviews
An entire essay dedicated to that FictionPress staple, the review. Everyone who reviews gets a special treat!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Complete
SHRJKAHSHJKshffffffffffkj2344444 by timorousme reviews
A satire I wrote for my AP English 12 class about giving too much meaning to art. The title is intentional.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/29/2004
The Wonderful World of Duct Tape by Hayashi Rinka reviews
Just what it says; a humourous slightly in-depth study about Duct Tape and the uses thereof.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2001
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Angel Down
We've all felt like this at one time or another.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Complete
Amberwood reviews
A prison, located on the outer fringes of Ecraney's dismal cities. An enormous complex for Reiskaven's worst. Rumored to have its own society, its own form of government. There are many things that Amberwood is, and just as many that it is not. Take a stroll through the minds of a captive or two, and you will see just how this is so. T for language and violence. Reviews returned.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,346 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013
Deus Ex Machina reviews
School assignments suck - a fact well known. They can, however, be marginally improved by your imagination, a few zombies, and some Big Damn Heroes to the rescue. Sorta meta.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Complete
Sir Caretaker
Spin me a story, tell me a tale / Talk to me 'till we're both in jail. (Meta.)
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Complete
Hector the Spork reviews
That ostracized piece of cutlery... Lady Lake97 inspired me to write this with the beautiful "Gary the Unideer"! Go check it out!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Complete
How to Be a Mary Sue in 100 Easy Steps! reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. For all those budding authors out there who don't know jack about good characterization. T because I cuss things out.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Complete
Whispers reviews
My thoughts on sitting in a tree, eyes closed, listening to the whispers.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Complete
Icarus reviews
My love of words has led me to this. I have touched the sky. I have tasted infinity.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Complete
The Tale of Liberty West
You've all heard the tragic tale. But what comes after? How do we cope when our exalted heroine is no longer? For quite a few, life moves on. Too bad she doesn't. T just in case. Reviews returned.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Published: 2/28/2013
Tabs reviews
Every day after school, this is what my computer looks like.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Complete
AyKaMa reviews
The antics of three sisters: Karin, Ayumu, and Madoka. Short stories don't take long to read! Please review.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Complete
The Fire reviews
Yeesh, Elaina... This is even weirder than 'I Choose Freedom'. What is UP with this? Just... depressing poetry again. K-plus just to be safe.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Complete
I Choose Freedom reviews
Heh... Depressing poetry... Elaina, you are rubbing off on me! Enjoy.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Complete
Why? reviews
This is a poem I made up for my English class- and in my dA journal- when we were reading the Diary of Anne Frank. Really sad book, isn't it... But any way, it's kind of a quickie, but I find it powerful.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Complete
Things I Learned From Sci Fi or Fantasy Literature reviews
Or, An Anthology of Tips for Being the Hero. Or, Disgustingly Over-Used Book Cliches. K-plus for some of the stuff that goes on in sci-fi/fantasy literature. A growing list. Reviews returned.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Complete
A Muddy Kind of Clarity reviews
A way of saying goodbye.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Complete
Questions reviews
A song that could be seen as a random collection of ideas. It's called poetic license, people! Please read.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Complete
The Forgotten Duke reviews
A story of a girl, captured for reasons unknown, set free by a stranger, all for what? Horrible summary, I know. Rated for minor violence. I wrote this several years ago, and my grammar sucked. So most of my punctuation is missing. Beta if you want to. Reviews returned.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Complete
The Social Monarchy of Fairy Tales reviews
All those snobs think they're all that and a bag of chips, so I'm going to look them in the face- fairy tale style!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Complete
When the sun sets
When the sun sets, pink streaks across a blackening sky...
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Complete
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