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I...am me. That is all you need know.
I know many people. Of the many that call me friend, only a few are considered by me to be "true friends."
I'm the clumsiest person I know, and I'm pretty proud of it. I show off my bruises and scrapes with pride. I even call them "war wounds."
I'm the only religious person I know that loves church, but hates going there. Seriously.
On that topic, my least favorite day of the week is Tuesday. I do have a reason.
I'm a foodie. I love all food. Food is...my life. If I didn't run every day, I'd be fatter than I already am.
I sing and I play the piano and steel drum. Without band, life would be...life would be almost unbearable.
And on that topic, my favorite kinds of music are...pretty much anything except rap and country.
I read more than is good for me. My favorite book: The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupery.
I know everyone has baggage of some sort to deal with. Usually, it's the happy people (the ones you think have the most perfect lives imaginable) that have the most to deal with.
I consider knitting to be the most badass needlecraft there is.
I belong to several groups that are regularly discriminated against, and I'm fine with it. If you don't like me, that's your problem.
My favorite color is purple. Guess what color my walls are? Green. How did that work out?
Those who love me best call me the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and if I don't give you permission, you aren't in that group.
Cthulu is the...eldritch creature. Can't really say he's the man, 'cause he's not. Fhtagn!
I'm ridiculously stubborn about being able to control certain aspects of my life. For that reason, I have fought off severe depression for two years and counting...without medication.
My biggest pet peeves are:
-When people try to lie to my face
-When people use the wrong they're/there/their, affect/effect, too/to/two, etc.
-When people automatically try to sympathize with others
-When people take issue with something I write because it's "wrong." Only by your standards, buddy.
If you wanna know more about me, just ask. I'll answer most questions truthfully, cross my heart and spit in your eye.
Just for funzies:
Ipod Shuffle Quiz: I Constantly Thank God for Esteban
1: IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY:
2: WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
3: WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
4: HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
5: WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
6: WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
7: WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
8: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
9: WHAT IS 2+2?
10: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
11: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
12: WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
13: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
14: WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
15: WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
16: WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
17: WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
18: WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
19: WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
20: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
21: WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
22: HOW WILL YOU DIE?
23: WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
24: WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
25: WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
26: WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
27: WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
28: DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
29: IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
30: WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
31: WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
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