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Joined 03-25-11, id: 770126, Profile Updated: 03-31-11
Author has written 4 stories for Humor, Love, and Fantasy.

hey. i'm kinda takin' a break from fanfiction, so i've signed up here to see if anybody likes my original stuff, too.

i'm the same pen-name there, so if you feel like checkin' it out, feel free to look me up. (i'm mainly known there for my maximum ride stories, featuring my main OC, spark. 'case that helps pique your interest.)

random stuff about me! section

name: eh. call me whatever you want. black. wolfy. blackwolf. jack. ozzy-kins. princess puffle-wuffle. really, it doesn't matter.

gender: statistically speaking, you've got a fifty-fifty chance of getting it right. but you'll still probably be wrong.

age: adult. technically.

i'm a kid at heart. i'm random, lazy, goofy, curious, easily amused, and easily bored. my favorite things to write are fantasy and humor, and of course any combination of the two. my sarcasm is probably my most memorable quality (it's my native language), but i'm also known as a notorious procrastinator, a manga/anime lover, an introvert, and a person with absolutely horrible eyesight. i'm also pretty OCD and have more than a little bit of pack-rat in my blood.

so yeah. that's me. take it as you will.

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i'll probably add more sections to my profile later on, once i've gotten used to the site an' all, but for now, i'll leave it at this.

and, since i've got nothing else to say, just remember these few things: write drunk, revise sober, it's rude to tackle people, and retardation is a relative idea.

also, whatever i did i have proof that i didn't do it.

ttfn, ta-ta for now.

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Staff of Light reviews
They say there is no rest for the wicked. They should be much more afraid when they say this.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011
Fairy Tail reviews
Remember that old fantasy land?
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Complete
Once Upon a Random Dance
An odd love story.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Complete
Auggie Gray
What would you do after your loved one passed?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Complete