ChrisDrewRocksMyWorld124
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Joined 03-26-11, id: 770207, Profile Updated: 05-24-11
Author has written 2 stories for Romance, and Love.

Hi my pen names ChrisDrewRocksMyWorld124 and as you can tell I'm in love with Chris Drew from Never Shout Never! But not in a crazy-fan-who-wants-to-steal-his-shirt-love. Although having his shirt would be sooo awesome :D

One thing you should know about me is that I am an introvert. It means that I am shy and tend to not socialize that well. But when I am around my close friend I become more outspoken and perverted. That's only because they're raunchy.

Check out my stories and please leave a review. Good review, bad review. I'll take any.


Well let me tell you some facts about me:

Favorite Color: It depends on the mood I'm in. Right now it's blue.

Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Surfing the Net, Drawing, and Debating.

Favorite Book Genre: Romance, Comedy, Horror, Suspense-almost everthing except Nonfiction and Fantasy., but sometimes I can make exceptions.

Favorite Book: All books by Carrie Ryan(she is probably the only chick that can mix romance and zombies and still make it flow well), Anna and the French Kiss by Stephanie Perkins( love her writing style and characters), The Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snickett(probably the best children's books ever, Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald(my favorite classic), The It Girl series by Cecily von Ziegesar(love her name), and Fallen by Lauren Kate(angels never looked so hot),Hush Hush(just plain awesomeness).

Favorite Music Genres: Alternative, Emo, Indie, Punk, Pop, Screamo, Hip Hop. Everything except Country, ( Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, and some songs from Lady Antebellum are exceptions) Classical, and hardcore Metal.

Favorite Artists: Chris Drew of course, Katy Perry, Avril Lavigne, Lily Allen, Bruno Mars, Secondhand Serenade, Chase Coy, Owl CIty, Alicia Keys, Drake, etc

Favorite Bands: Boys Like Girls( I love Martin), Paramore( I was so pissed when I heard Josh and Zac left), Hey Monday, My Chemical Romance, Train, All Time Low, Red Car Wire, Vampire Weekend, Green Day, We the Kings, Forever the Sickest Kids, Artic Monkeys, All-American Rejects, Reliant K,The Maine, Mayday Parade, Fallout Boys, Panic at the Disco(love their quirkiness), Rocket to the Moon, 3OH!3, and many more I know I'm probably forgetting

Favorite Actor: God, that's really hard since I love almost every guy that I see in movies( yeah I'm boy-crazy)-except the like superobnoxious ones of course. I can't really choose but if I were writing a list the guys who would be on the top of my list would be: Shia Labouf( Because he is like the boy next door), Taylor Lautner (come on how could you not like him?), Jake Gyllenhaal(I still like him even after he broke up with Taylor Swift. I can't help it!), Leornado Dicaprio ( Even if he's probably more than two decades older then me I still like him), and Logan Lerman(I still think he's cute even if the movie didn't live up to my expectations like the book did.)

Favorite Actress: I dont really pay attention to them that much since I'm too busy oogling the guys ;D, but Natelie Portman would probably be on the top of the list. She just has a grace and a sophistacation about her.

Favorite Food: Spaghetti( I probably botched that word)

Favorite movie: Not really sure but Zombieland and District 9 are on my iPod so I guess they are. And Titanic and Forest Gump is like the only movies that ever made me cry.

Favorite TV show: How I Met Your Mother, That 70's Show, Degrassi, and Gossip Girl

Pet Peeves: When people say nevermind. Just freaking say what you wanted to say!

Height: I think 5"4

Most expensive thing I own: My Ipod Touch. It used to be my laptop but then it broke :(

Guilty Pleasure: Chocolate and Dirty Jokes(my favorite is "That's what she said" jokes)

Favorite Quote: "The greatest science in the world; in heaven and on earth; is love" -Mother Teresa and "Life's a bitch. Sometime a good pimp slap will show it who's boss." -Me :)

Favorite Song: Why choose one?

Favorite Subject: Language Arts(Well Duh!)

Random Fact: I only broke a part of my body once. And that was from trying to climb the monkey bars in first grade. I broke my wrist, which hurt like crap, and had to get a cast. I never climbed that deathtrap again. And the really sad part was that it was my right hand, so I still had to do classwork and homework ( Yes I'm left-handed)

People I can't stand: bitches, snobs, jerks, douchebags, homophobes, assholes, hypocrites.

People I can stand: Crazies, weirdos, goofballs, geeks, nerds, dorks-basically all the 'unnormal' people.


Random Cut and Pastes :D

Hunter Birdell kicks Edward Cullen's butt/ass! (No offense to all you Edward Lovers

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever asked a REALLY stupid OR obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
98 percent of the teenage population does OR has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who HASN'T, copy and paste this in your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would DIE if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't COOL to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
IF you know someone who should get run over by a BUS, copy this into your profile.
IF you've even fallen UP stairs, copy this onto your profile. (I didn't know you could fall up stairs until I actually did!)
If you ever FELL off a chair BACKWARDS copy this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a SEVERE emotional breakdown if someone called them a FREAK. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the Internet, copy this to your profile.
If you DANCE in the SHOWER, copy this into your profile.
If you have EVER just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you HATE those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this onto your profile.
If you're hyper, LIKE being hyper, and are hyper ALL the time, copy this onto you profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing FIT for absolutely NO reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you TALK BACK to the TV, copy this into your profile
IF YOU love HATERS because they have no lives copy this to your Profile...
If you take it to OFFENCE when someone says 'BITE ME!' to you, copy this onto your profile.
If you really want to know about what happened to Bambi's mom, copy this onto you profile. IF you ever read past TWO in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have a LONG profile like this, make it longer BY copying this onto your profile.
Most people would be OFFENDED if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the FEW people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you REALIZE that PIE will take over the WORLD someday, copy this onto your profile. IF you scrolled back UP to find the one sentence that doesn't have two or more words in ALL caps, copy this onto your profile.
IF you are laughing at yourself NOW, copy this onto your profile. If you know that in the TDI episode called BASIC STRAINING, they are dancing to the Pokemon theme song, copy this onto your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love the rain, copy and past this onto your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil. Copy and paste this in your profile.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down, stay put and shut up.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I'm the girl that if you call my friend a Bitch I WILL say something.
I'm the girl that will punch you if you push me.
I'm the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not.
I'm the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side.
I'm the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone.
BUT I'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse.
I'm the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance.
I'm the girl that Everyone knows her name, for good or bad and I like it that way.
I'm the girl who acts shy one second and the next I will be laughing like an idot.
I'm the girl that people call "Bitch" and "Freak" "Mean" and "Weird" but I take that as a compliment.
I'm the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies.
I'm the girl who is a people person.
I'm also the girl they call "best friend."

She said that she wanted to get high- he took her to the tallest hill in town.
She said that she wanted to stay up all night & drink- he gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated Pepsi & said ‘drink up.
She said that she wanted to shoot herself- he gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger & aimed it at her face.
She said that she wanted to cut herself up- he took a Polaroid of her, handed it to her along w. scissors & had her cut it up.
She said that she wanted to see her blood- he took her to get her ears pierced.
She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep- he had her watch a sad romantic movie before bed.
She said that she wanted to be alone- he gave her a nametag that sad "my name is: ALONE."
She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always; he asked when he wasn’t.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
What's another word for thesaurus?
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Help I've fallen and I cant...hey nice carpet!
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Your kid may be an honor student but YOU’RE still an IDIOT!
When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.
The spontaneous rally will began at 1:45
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive
Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
Life’s Tough, get a helmet
It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths
The cops never find it as funny as you do. Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal.
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
"Suicide hotline...please hold"
No Blood No Foul
Never think about the mistakes you made...think about the ones you're going to make
Sign on a gym door: Merry Fitness and a Happy New Rear
I don't have ADHD, I have ADOL...Attention Deficit Oh LOOK!!
I'm not afraid of heights, I'm afraid of falling. I'm not scared of the dark, I'm scared of what's in it. I'm not afraid to love, I'm afraid of not being loved back
Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk
WHO pissed in your cheerios this morning?!
Never try to drown your troubles... Especially if he can swim.
Life’s a bitch because if it was a slut it would be easy Warning - Children Left Unattended Will Be Sold to the Circus. Whatever Creams your Twinkie!
I'm not supposed to be normal... I'm supposed to be me
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
Stop being so stupid.. it's my turn!!
I have PMS and a gun...Don't mess with me
If drama were beer, our whole school would be wasted
I'm more sane than you…the voices told me so...
My heart? Yeah. Not a playground.
It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
I've had a REALLY bad day! I rear-ended a car today. The driver got out of the other car and he was a DWARF! He looked up at me and said, "I am NOT Happy!"
So I said, "Well then, which one ARE you?" That's how the fight started."
Did You Ever Wonder...
1. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
2. Is it ok to use the AM radio after noon?
3. What do you call a male lady bug?
4. When a dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it.
5. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
6. Why you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
7. Why there are floatation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
8. Have you ever imagined the world without hypothetical situations

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. Copy and paste this in your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile
If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. =D
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have never will and proud of it copy this into your profile.
If you REALIZE that this section on my profile is OVER, copy this onto your profile.

Someday I will hit something, fall down, crack my head open and bleed to death.

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it However, halfway down the alley she noticed
aman standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that
a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact
that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kindof girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I go to a PRIVATE SCHOOL, so I must be stuck up.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST havea problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Sometimes you just gotta run away, so you can see who will come after you.
sometimes you just gotta talk quieter, Just to see who's listening.
Sometimes you've gotta step up in a fight, But only to see who's standing by your side.
Sometimes you've gotta make a wrong decision, only to see who's there to fix it.
And sometimes...You've gotta let go of the one you love, Just to see if they will ever come back...


Crap I wrote:

Summer of Change- Mia has to move to California. What more could a girl ask for? Well Mia has a whole list and number one is her boyfriend. And to make matters worse she has to live next door to the pretentious slimball, Jessie. Can she possibly warm up to him without getting burned? This is a story of friendship, love, and laugh-out-loud worthy moments.

Butterfly Kisses- A random poem about love, at least that was what I was aiming for. Anyways read and review.


Stories:

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The Exploration of the Male Anatomy by ShadyPalmTree reviews
COMPLETED* Naïve and innocent Cassidy had an ordinary life up until she got drunk one night and felt up the notorious playboy on campus, Adrian. She wanted to get away from him, but he wouldn't let her go that easily.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Complete
Scandalous by SophieInPink reviews
The teacher, your step-sibling, your sister’s boyfriend, the married man; naughty girls and naughty boys, lustful sighs and a secret tryst or two. / You can never resist what you can’t have...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 119,068 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 3/13/2011
The Inexplicable State of Being There by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Brody Hansen and I, we had a system. I didn't like him and he didn't like me, but we both liked watching each other undress. That's just what happened when you gave good-looking, hormonal teenagers bedroom windows that faced each other. Full sum inside.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,291 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Still Mine by Enna Britton reviews
University doesn't seem to be as exciting and interesting as Andrea initially thought it would be. A cheeky neighbour could prove a major turning point in her life. Whether its for good though... who knows.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 80,508 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 11/10/2010
Maid For You by invisibleXangel reviews
Adrianne had always had a crush on the school playboy, Nate. So she decides to write him a love letter and slip it in his locker. Only to realize she had the wrong locker. What's worse is that it was Alex's locker, the bad boy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 5/2/2011
Teenage Mom by absinthe21 reviews
I'm Drea. Normal teen, professional slacker, etc. One day, I kinda prayed a bit too hard for a more exciting life. Then, my uber-hot, long lost friend suddenly appeared outside my sex ed class saying I had to take care of HIS BABY. Wow, God. Just...wow
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 114,347 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 5/28/2011
The Fresher and the Frog by HummingtoMyself reviews
"College is going to be the best years of your life." That's what Amanda had heard until she found out she has a narcissistic, womanizing, pretty boy neighbour at college. With their mutual annoyance of one another they decide to place a bet...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,968 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 6/13/2011
Cheek to Cheek by gabijaluvs2rite reviews
Kat Rivers doesn't want anything to do with Jake Marks, just his dreamy best friend Jack Shubbington. Yet, Jake won't have it; he'll do ANYTHING to get her attention... including slapping her butt when she's not looking, which leads to the ultimate butt-slapping war between guys and girls.As tensions rise between best friends and old loves, what will become of her newfound admirer?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,073 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010
Broken Clocks by Irish Eyes 63 reviews
REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
ZE POEMS by aMyTaichoDa reviews
Why hello there. Hey, I don't mean to pry... But isn't that title up there glowing dark blue clearly screaming out your name? O-Oh my god, it IS! OH DEAR LORD! MAKE IT STOP! SOMEONE! ANYONE! ;D C'mon, now, give it a click. You know you want toooo C;
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011
Betancourt by ltwfss reviews
Attending the elite Betancourt International School was tolerable, until one of my best friends was expelled without warning and all signs point to a dangerously influential group of five powerful young men being behind it. They've dug their own graves. All I've got to do is figure out how to bury them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011
The Death Game by Storyteller33 reviews
10 people with nothing to lose, one building, and 24 hours to escape. What can possibly go wrong?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 4/16/2011
Conversations With June by LaughsWithTears reviews
My friend and I have a LOT of weird conversations. Like, a LOT. We basically spend the brunt of our time together just laughing our glasses off. Which actually did happen once. Please read! Names have been changed to protect the clinically insane.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011
A Hundred Haiku with a Newbie Poet by Dragon-Rider II reviews
A hundred prompts. A hundred haiku. A newbie in poetry. In which Dragon-Rider II attempts a hundred poems!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Complete
A Winter Story by MadameLeQueen reviews
When a mugger comes up to you with a knife just when you're about to return home from shopping, no matter what reach into your grocery bag for self-defense. Even if the mugger laughs at the titanic cucumber in your hand, keep strong. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Complete
Zombie Killer Say What? by The Wolf Goddess reviews
2012 zombies take over and Serenity takes control and starts searching for survivors. Soon she finds Ty and his little sister. And let's not forget Saint her trust Golden Retriever. Rated T for violence and gore and language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011
The Gypsy and the Soldier by Pan's Grandaughter reviews
He knew this girl had said this in a last desperate attempt, but he also knew if he killed her he would not be able to get out of the mazes of the back streets. And then she disappeared.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,179 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011
Secluded by Fatimajaan88 reviews
Innocent and young Claire Banks opens her front door to a bleeding yet gorgeous man. She take care of him in the midst of an Alaskan blizzard. But who is Lucas Powers really? M/F. Please read and comment! Rated T...M later!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,474 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011
I wish you both the best by black.roses.x reviews
There are two guys. Both amazing for different reasons and in different ways. Which one does Quinn love? That's exactly the problem. She has no idea.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011
One on One with Death by slave to the voices reviews
Death has come to Steve's door. Steve must win a challenge to stay alive. Please read and review.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
Just Peachy by FictionRose reviews
Bailey Fitzgerald; a fiery girl that's maybe not so normal, until she's shipped off to Oregon to live with her aunt. Coriander Bristow is selfish, cold, and completely indifferent, until he meets a waitress with a knack for pissing him off. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,660 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
The Kiss O Meter by x sforzando reviews
Oneshot. I was a dumped ex-girlfriend. What else was I supposed to do? Why, go to the new girlfriend's birthday party at The Happiest Place on Earth, of course. Re-write. Includes shameless pirate pick-up lines. Rated T for swearing.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,875 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
You're Probably More Fun without a Shirt by Batman is exotic reviews
I thought Jonah was innocent, that was until he asked me:"If you don't plan to fornicate with me, why are you speaking to me?" From there he started disturbing my peace, abusing his charm, and trying to ruin me. He's way more bad-ass then I thought he was...DISCONTINUED, SORRY.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,557 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010
Fluent in French by Pinkamoo reviews
I slouch back in my chair, pounding down on the keyboard and trying to kill as many weird robotic looking women as I can when the shop bell rings. Pressing the escape button and pausing the game, I look over to the entrance; Julian Chevalier.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,618 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
Sex & Flip Cup by MaeMaes reviews
Skank. Hussy. Whore. Hell, she'd admit it. But, oh, what she wouldn't do for his kiss? /One-Shot!/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Complete
the list by sunshinedoll reviews
A girl makes a list of 100 things she wants to find in her perfect guy. She refuses to stop looking until she finds a boy with all 100 traits. But once she finds him, she runs into another problem. She's not happy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 43,672 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008
beautiful insomniac by CuriousContradiction reviews
darling, we are all adrenaline and paper cuts and raw electricity shudder-craving solar eclipses. stand here on the precipice of insanity and fall with me.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
2:47 by MandyRenae reviews
It all started with a pick up line... "Can you tell me what time it is?" She looked at her watch. "2:47, why?" "Well, don't you want to remember the time we met forever?"... Who knew it would turn out to be so much more...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
An Obnoxious Artsy Boy by sunshinedoll reviews
Suffering from an undiagnosed case of OCD and torment from six siblings, Anja Hyde has enough to deal with on a daily basis. And now an uninvited, incredibly obnoxious artsy boy named Keck August has decided to show up and push himself into her life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008
In the Kitchen by Greatheart reviews
Stolen kisses between two best friends. Please R&R.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
That's What's Up by Sleepless In Seattle reviews
The cute new guy and I were waiting for the bus together one morning. He seemed so lonely so I smiled and said hello. When did a formal greeting transform into 'Shut up and kiss me now' -Hiatus-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,779 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006
Chat by TesubCalle reviews
Think chat rooms are harmless, do you? Think you've got a good idea who you're chatting with? Think again.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2005
Mother by slave to the voices reviews
Rated for violence. A toy store manager is on edge. What happens when he's pushed over it? COMPLETED! Please R/R.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2004 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Complete
On Hold by slave to the voices reviews
Rated for language. Just a little something I thought of when I was on hold for 10 minutes, waiting to order food. I think I may have a problem with patience. Jennifer is having the worst day! Please R/R
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/13/2004
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Summer of Change reviews
Mia has to move to Cali. What more could a girl ask for? Well Mia has a whole list and #1 is her boyfriend. And to make matters worse she has to live next door to the pretentious slimball,Jessie. Can she possibly warm up to him without getting burned? R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,393 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011
Butterfly Kisses reviews
Fly free my love!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Complete