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Author has written 5 stories for Humor, Humor, and Horror. This is a profile. Bet you didn't know that. All you need to know is that I'm 16 and currently disappointed with the things I wrote when I was a By the way I want to tell you that you are all strange people and you scare me a bit. Stop that. It's weird. |
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The Straight Jacket Series by Soren the Maniacal Dragon reviews
A random spew of my many experience's with a straight jacket
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,260 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/14/2016 - Published: 4/29/2011
Kaged by Exsomnis reviews
REVAMP: In a world where reality is a video game foreign ex-battle slave turned mercenary Ariondar Glaev becomes the reluctant bodyguard to an arrogant King with a tendency to disregard all the rules.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 9/17/2011
The Grocery Store Stocker by veronica leigh reviews
The night gets quite darker, and the parking lot becomes bare. I just take a deep breath, thankful – finally – for some air.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Complete
Ballad of the Broken Chair by illishar Ontega reviews
Some things break, and their replacements don't always work out.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Complete
How To Be Sarcastic by BethanyWrote reviews
A simple, easy-to-follow guide.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
Tong A Horror Short by JontheWeaverofTales reviews
When there is nothing left, and darkness seeps around, the clock will always turn to the time of reckoning, and ring...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Complete
Angsty Poem by Kyndeyrn reviews
A tribute to all the angsty poems out there.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
whore by citrus scented reviews
this is my own exorcism. (please, do not judge me) -finished-
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 7/17/2006
Senior Discount by TylerB reviews
This poem is about wanting to be older. 58 years older
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/13/2003
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Greg reviews
I once had a couch named Greg.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Complete
Crawdley School for the Mentally Challenged reviews
I'm not mentally challenged. I just think outside the box too much. Honest. It's everybody around me that's crazy. Rated for a bit of language I added in there.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2012
When I was Three reviews
When I was three, the world told me that if I just climbed to the roof of the old barn and jumped off, I would fly. I was three years old when I learned that the world did lie to me sometimes.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Complete
If You Dare reviews
In which Queen NekoChan attempts to write limericks. Includes a woman from Spain, a Viking named Jerry, and a flying piece of bread. You have been warned...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/22/2011
DO NOT CLICK reviews
Don't read this. Seriously. It makes no sense at all and it will have you questioning my mental sanity. I just did this for fun.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Complete