Shrine of the Slash Gods
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Joined 04-03-11, id: 771421, Profile Updated: 09-16-13
Author has written 8 stories for Romance.

Welcome to the Shrine!

We are your priestesses, NoChristmasJokesPlz (or just NCJP or sometimes Panda) and A Nameless Traveler (or just ANT-chan). We're your resident messengers to the gods of slash - bringing you laughs, tears, and a lot of sexy men - being sexy together. :3 Please read all warnings and make sure all common senses, fangirl squeals, and cameras are secure before entering the shrine.

This is the cooperative account of A Nameless Traveler (hobbyist and writer of the Shadows & Seraphim series) and NoChristmasJokesPlz (artist, writer, and evil genius behind the Crimson Isles universe). What's so special about us? Nothing really. We're slash writers/artists. Which means we enjoy, write, and draw slash. A lot of slash. If you don't know what slash is, you probably shouldn't be here. Sometimes we throw in some femslash or het when the whim strikes, but we just love slash far too much. :3

We post as soon as new chapters become available! Progress updates also go up weekly on our DeviantArt, ANT-chan's Tumblr, and ANT-chan's Twitter.

DeviantArt l ANT-chan's Tumblr l NCJP's Tumblr l ANT-chan's Twitter l NCJP's Twitter

A Little About Our Series:

Crimson Isles: The Crimson Isles (in the past known by its native name, the Navitnios) is a fictional archipelago located in the Pacific Ocean. Isolated by rough seas and holding no particularly abundant natural resource, it goes mostly unnoticed by the world at large. It hosts a constitutional monarchy by a queen, Celia IV, who looks remarkably like the last, Celia III... and the last, Celia II... and the last... Celia I...

The Isles' population is about one million - or about two million depending on which report you're looking at.

The native religion depicts a number of colorful deities, including a god of love who goes by many names, and is well known for his male lover and his many, many children. And also the ancient mother god(dess) who is both male and female depending on his (her) current mood. As such, the Isles has always held a "radical" view on gender and sexual orientation, and has in the past century and a half seen an influx of LGBT* immigrants.

This series is character-centric, using the lives of characters to illustrate life, love, and the vibrant culture of the Isles.

OM smutty AUs: Ever wondered what the Crimson Isles characters would be like when seen through the porn goggles? Anything and everything goes, as long as it ends in smut! Canon be damned!

Shadows & Seraphim AU: The course of the Shadows & Seraphim series by one authoress of the duo (ANT-chan) deviates about a year before Shadow Dragon. Sin and Draca stumble across Milo, who ends up sticking around. The main plot points of the timeline don't change, but due to having a softer, less emotionally repressed character involved, the details of the relationship progress a bit faster. X3 What started as a casual writing experiment with a new friend has become just as canon as the original S&S timeline.

.:Updates:.

9/16/13 - Love Walks In chapter 11 added.

9/8/13 - Love Walks In chapter 10 added.

9/1/13 - Love Walks In chapter 9 added.

8/25/13 - One Moment, Act 2 chapter 5 added.

.:Art:.

All art and informative scribbles can be found at our DeviantArt page!

.:Gift Art:.

"Sasha-boo" by Airia-Kagami

XMaliceInMurderlandX's Sasha photo set (1, 2, 3, 4) and Aiden photo set (1, 2, 3, 4)

Sasha and Colby by RubberUnicornChan

"One Big Happy Family" by KayKatastr0phe

Milo, Azrael, Draca, and Mona by Squirrelflight

"Photo Booth" by Kou418

The emblem on our Crimson Isles image cover was done by StarsxDontxCry.

.:Reading Order:.

:Crimson Isles Series:

Most of our stories can be read independently of each other. However, if you would like to read in a chronological order, here it is:

1. The Phoenix and the Irish Angel -

At age thirty-three, Baaltazar Patroclos was handsome, charming, reasonably wealthy, adventurous, talented... and perhaps too self-confident for his own good. How is he ever going to get out of this one? M/M (2000)

2. If Not for Hope -

Private detective Tarantino Monetari has one last chance. One last chance to make this job work. If he can't make it big with this one case, he'll have to admit defeat and call it quits. But why couldn't he have chosen a simple investigation? M/M (2004)

3. Scribbles -

An amazing little drabble written by VoodooPanda, AKA: NoChristmasJokesPlz. It's her first post here on FP, and she made it a good one. :3 The story of how Kendall met the love of his life. Preslash.(2008)

4. Awkward First Dates -

"He's so perfect Sasha. Like, angel perfect. He's a beautiful, blond, gay angel, sent from the Homo Heaven to make my life complete!" Dating is not Kenny's forte by any means. He's romantically stunted, awkward, and he's only dated people too ditzy to really notice how awkward he really is. How is he supposed to survive a date with a gorgeous med student? M/M (2008)

5. Love Walks In -

Turning over a new leaf is difficult. But it’s not supposed to have you running for your life in the dead of night! Lucky for Zeke, new friends, a new life, and a new love walks in when he needs them most. M/M (2008)

6. One Moment -

Sasha Adelais has resigned himself to the single life at an early age. He's awkward, nerdy, short, and distressingly girly. Not dating material. Or at least, no one but Aiden Patroclos has ever seemed to think so. M/M (2010)

7. One Moment, Act 2 -

Immediately following the end of One Moment's first act. Life in the Crimson Isles goes on. But that doesn't mean it's without its budding romances, or its new adventures. M/M (2010)

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Little Moments by NoChristmasJokesPlz reviews
A series of drabbles revolving around some characters from One Moment and their funny little romances. Het, slash, femslash and everything in between. Rating varies between chapters.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012
Awkward First Dates by NoChristmasJokesPlz reviews
"He's so perfect Sasha. Like, angel perfect. He's a beautiful, blond, gay angel, sent from the Homo Heaven to make my life complete!" "Homo Heaven? Kenny, what have you been smoking?"
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012
Scribbles by NoChristmasJokesPlz reviews
Kenny Adelais is not your traditional type of artist. He can't sit and paint a bowl of fruit for hours. He's not that patient. So why the hell does he have to attend a nude drawing class at his college on a Saturday? Warning: Contains some slight BL!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Complete
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Love Walks In reviews
Turning over a new leaf is difficult. But it's not supposed to have you running for your life in the dead of night! Lucky for Zeke, new friends, a new life, and a new love walks in when he needs them most. M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,574 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013
One Moment, Act 2 reviews
Immediately following the end of One Moment's first act. Life in the Crimson Isles goes on. But that doesn't mean it's without its budding romances, or its new adventures. M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,353 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013
One Moment, Deleted Scenes reviews
A series of short scenes that were cut out of One Moment because of pacing or plot issues. Ratings and pairing vary chapter to chapter. Slash, femslash, het, and gen.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,848 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012
Angel of the Snowdrift reviews
-'Life hates me. It always has. ...I'm really going to die here.' Neither Sin nor Draca ever thought finding a boy in the snow and doing a good deed would lead to so much. *A Shadows & Seraphim story.* M/M/M Rated 18 and over.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,898 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
A Different Kind of Entertainment reviews
He meant what he said: he likes Cael best. But Baal is, and always will be a collector and connoisseur of fine things. And there's no reason why that shouldn't include people, in his opinion. *A very smutty One Moment AU work.* M/M/M-F Rated 18 and over.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,126 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Complete
One Moment reviews
COMPLETE. Sasha Adelais has resigned himself to the single life at an early age. He's awkward, nerdy, short, and distressingly girly. Not dating material. Or at least, no one but Aiden Patroclos has ever seemed to think so. M/M Rated 18 and over.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 335,868 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Complete
Pink Haired Fairies and Blue Eyed Stars reviews
He had finally listened to his fiancé. He'd have to get used to Aiden somehow. This… wasn't how he expected to do it, though. *A smutty One Moment AU.* M/M/M/M Rated 18 and over.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,740 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Complete
Paint and Lingerie reviews
With the Patroclos children moved out and the Adelais children otherwise occupied, life has gotten distressingly boring for Keres and Mona. Luckily they now have someone interesting to talk to. *A One Moment AU smutfic.* F/F Rated 18 and over.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,653 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete