Kris Quinhide bio
Author has written 15 stories for Romance, General, General, Horror, Essay, and Sci-Fi. Fuck yeah. I attend CBS at the University of Minnesota. I major in microbiology and minor in physics. I'm into French culture, Mohawks, smoking, Buddhism, tattoos and piercings, and zombies. I read tarot and palms for pocket change, and I've recently taken up the art of swallowing swords. Employed at a pet shop, a sports hotel, and Cedar Fair amusement parks in an Asylum-themed haunted house in the fall. Boo. Nineties metal bands are where it's at. I like Homestuck and all that animu shit. Average Bohemian. Feminist, Log Cabin "rhino" Republican with gender issues, glued to a hookah and sketch pad, outspokenly lazy self-centered prick. I'm really gay. Minus the show-tunes and theater background, the cattiness, and the scarves. I like to write. Go read something. eccentricallyesoteric.tumblr.com |
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Pet by Jaydee Faire reviews
Above Garren's apothecary shop is a boy bound to a bed, stripped of everything including his name. Warnings for graphic sexual content, homosexuality, drug use, non-con, etc. See Author's Notes for details.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 32 - Words: 72,380 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 11/20/2009
Penny Candy by Jaydee Faire reviews
In a down and dirty city where a good time is just a few dollars away, a dancer who's looking for life and a whore who's already given it up come to an arrangement with only one rule: No Love Allowed. Rated M for homosexual intercourse, graphic scenes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 124,156 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 11/15/2007
A Hiding Place by Piper Ross reviews
SLASH. Foster is left practically alone after a horrible accident, with little hope for moving forward. He finds hope, as it turns out, with an unlikely family and an idea that never occurred to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,873 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Complete
Blue Eyed Owl by toinfinity reviews
Sam loved owls. Sometimes I think he loved them more than he loved me. But he still said good-bye, and I'm just trying to fix the pieces.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Complete
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Sterkfontein
Spoonfed propaganda since he was Earth-bound, Chad grew up believing the lies. As if leading a team of elite Stratfighters into combat didn't qualify him enough for the truth. The politics begin to peel away as Chad learns first-hand that this war - these aliens - were not what he expected.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Published: 3/10
Unavoidable Boundaries reviews
Noel's been running all his life. He finds solace from his heinous past in the hesitant hands of Vance Barker, and their developing relationship is anything but conventional. But with all the risk involved, some boundaries just aren't meant to be tested. Teacher/student. Boy on boy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,394 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Complete
Living Zombies reviews
Amanda and Star are on the run from the rapidly mutating zombie virus. Now that their friends and family have succumbed, they only have each other and the promise of life at sea to look forward to. Their relationship begins to falter and moving past that is the only way to get out alive.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,736 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Complete
Vertigo reviews
"We're real chill about the gays here. Ever since some kid in the '90's committed suicide." Doss struggles to stay true to who he is after moving cross-country. It isn't always easy. Fortunately, it comes back to haunt him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 103 - Words: 60,519 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Complete
Amusing Musings from the Mind I am Losing reviews
A collection of poetry. Some are fixed form, some are blank verse. Enjoy.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011
Words on Kony from a Privileged White American reviews
Have you ever wondered what's actually going on in the world? To see through all the social media and walls of biased news reports? Well, here you go. This is why Kony 2012 isn't as big a deal as you think and rather what you should worry about instead.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Complete
I Swear I'm Not Crazy reviews
Jack, a young up-and-coming college student, is best friends with his poltergeist of a partner, Preston. There's only one problem: Preston doesn't really exist. At least, that's what the rest of the world tells him. Boy on boy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2012
The Courier reviews
Kimber finds himself taken from a world he thought he kept close, but when he tastes the supernatural beauty of Beau's, he finds himself not wanting to go back. Boy on Boy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,493 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
The Game reviews
Milo never had the chance to be a normal teenager. But he might just get the opportunity when Kris and Jake, the class pranksters, trick him into coming out. And not just about his sexuality. Teen drama. Boy on boy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,333 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Complete
Cryptochildren reviews
A special connection exists between twins - a bond that transcends the physical. In rural Cajun Alabama, such bonds are the work of witchcraft.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
Dead Eyes reviews
The dregs of Chicago are home to a host of criminals. They learn to sate their hunger and glean pleasure where they can. Dylan finds this out first-hand when he falls into Jeordie's charming grip. Boy on boy.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Complete
Vladimir Michalovich Ludzak
Based on a true story. Vladimir means Thomas. That's what they call me now. I'm seventeen, and this is my story.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,048 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011
She's my Boyfriend reviews
I met her at a party and what we had, not very many people understood. True story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Complete
In Memoriam reviews
Dakota had been mourning the loss of his wife for quite some time. His work helping patients at a local mental ward helps him cope. But when his most promising patient takes a turn for the worse, what else does he have to live for?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Complete
Geisha Boy reviews
A short, sad scene from a male geisha.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Complete