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Joined 04-20-11, id: 773593, Profile Updated: 04-21-11
Aloha my name is...Suzanna Who am I? I am who I am What is my Age? Age is but a number (of which I will not tell you) Important information: If you ever come across me or my friends casually walking away from a building run as fast as you can before your life is cut short. If you hear screaming don't blame us we are totally innocent. Just because we have brains and have all A's in our classes does not mean we will have enough common since not to walk in front of your car when its going at 90 mph so Beware. Michelle comes from St. Anne's Mental Institution for girls and we plan on going on a field trip there when we graduate. Copy and Paste -- A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn! We fucked up! But that shit was fun!' Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) If you're against abortion, re-post this Month one Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak. T_T ... . .. ... . .. ..()() .. . .. . .. . .. (0.0) .. . .. . .. . .. .(..)(..) Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies) If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. !eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI :) if you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro! Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you talk to yourself occasionaly or out loud, paste this into your profile If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile. If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!) If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile. (Thank god for spell check..) If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile. If you have ever stared at a Juice container because it said 'Concentrate', copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you say it burns when you touch a color you hate, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying, and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off. i'm the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes I'm the kinda person who would take something from you just to sell it back to you If you ever laughed and then said, "I don't get it." copy and paste this to your profile. If you think Lucky should get a restraining order against those stalker kids, copy this onto your profile If you move your hands and/or wrists to get a point across to someone (even if you're writing/typing it. Not just talking to someone) copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high copy this into your profile. If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile! If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profil Quitters never win, winners never quit, and those you never quit but never win are idiots. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you agree. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is where you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is where you do or say a totally random thing, like 'do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?' or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find I am a tough opponent). So if your crazy copy this onto your profile. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. If a glass door has spontaneously appeared out of nowhere... copy and paste this into you're profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. FOR AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER FANS: If you think that it's ironic that Aang knows the only element he couldn't be taught, copy and paste this into your profile. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant. you know your obsessed with NCIS when: You have seen every episode multiple times and are not bored of them yet. You figured out the melody for the theme song on the piano You ask questions in science class relating to forensic science that Abby did or something the Ducky discovered, or something else relating to NCIS. (Example: how contaigious is the Pnuemonic Plauge exactly?) You debate with you friends (who have seen it, but are not as obsessed as you) who is the most like who. You Gibb slap your friends. You have a dream involving one or more of the characters. You tell your friends that you're busy every Tuesday, so don't ask if you're available. You refuse to let your friends apologize, telling them that its a sign of weakness. You know many of Gibbs rules/live by them. You know Dinozzo's rules. You cry at the epsiode "Truth or Consequences" becuase there is so much Tiva You hate Vance becuase he threatens Gibbs. You hate anyone who threatens Gibbs outside the team. You start quoting NCIS (Example: "I'm the wild card. I'm the guy who looks at the reatily before him and refuses to accept it." or "You can't rush science, Gibbs. you can scream and yell at it. But you can't rush it") You star to call yourself a "Very Special Agent" You wish they had a real Caf-Pow You make your own "Hairy Hangover" You counted down the hours until season 7 finale/season 8 premire. You know you live in 2010 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. 25 reasons I owe my mother 1) My mother taught me to appreciate a good job done (If your going to kill each other go outside, I just cleaned up) 2)My mother taught me Religion (You better pray that comes out of the carpet) 3)My mother taught me about time travel (If you don't straighten up, I'll knock you into next week) 4)My mother taught me logic (Because I said so, that's why) 5)My mother taught me more logic ( If you fall out of that swing and break your next you can't come to the store with me) 6)My mother taught me foresight (Make sure you wear clean underwear in case your in an accident.) 7)My mother taught me irony (keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about) 8)My mother taught me about the science of osmosis (shut your mouth and eat your supper) 9)My mother taught me about the weather (that room of yours looks like a tornado went through it) 10)My mother taught me about contortion-ism (Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck) 11)My mother taught me about stamina (You will sit there until all that spinach is gone0 12)My mother taught me about hypocrisy (I I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate) 13)My mother taught me about the circle of life (I brought you into this world and I can take you out) 14)My mother taught me about behavior modification (stop acting like your father) 15)My mother taught me about envy (there are millions of children in the world who don't have great parents like you do) 16)My mother taught me about anticipation (Just wait until we get home) 17)My mother taught me medical science (If you don't stop crossing your eyes their going to freeze that way) 18)My mother taught me about receiving (Your going to get it when we get home) 19)My mother taught me about Esp (put your sweater on, don't you think I know when your cold) 20)My mother taught me about humor (when that lawnmower cuts off your toes don't come crying to me) 21)My mother taught me genetics (Your just like your father) 22)My mother taught me how to grow up (If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up) 23)My mother taught me about my roots (Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?) 24)My mother taught me about wisdom( when you get to be my age you'll understand) 25)and my favorite: My mother taught me about justice (One day you'll have kids and I hope they're just like you)