Author has written 4 stories for Action, and Humor.
Hello whoever is looking at this. Well then, I am really bad at writing this kind of thing so I decided to fill this space with something that you will take the time to read before you realize that reading it has gotten you absolutely no farther than you were before. Congratulations, you have just let me waste about ten seconds of your life.
So aside from that, I am just a dork who likes to write stories. I also like to make videos, but typing gets things done faster. I have also found that I can do more with a story than I can with a video at this current time. Moslty I don't write unless I have a premade idea, if I try to think of something on the spot with no prior mental engagement I can't write a thing. It makes it easier to work if I have someone or something to work toward or for. I'm not sure why it helps, it just does.
Let me think, what else can I tell you?
How about some random stuff?
-If you compress peanut butter you can get diamonds
-65.2% of all statistics are made up on the spot
-I will never wear my pajamas outside of my room
-I do play wow, I have kissed a girl, I do not live with my parents and I can kick your ass.
-perfection is finality, finality is death. Nothing is perfect, there are lumps in it.
-The best chapter title ever: Cake and Formidable Enemies
- A really fun website:
-Dispite the sound of my name I am not British
-I am currently looking for someone who will Beta Read Raw
-Tube socks are awsome
-Winter is better than summer
-Waffles, sombreros and Ninjas are (inarguably) the coolest things ever
- About 19,000,0000,000,0... ninjas occupy this space-->()
Some Words of Wisdom for you (And yes, a lot of these are original)
-Excersize your inner couck potato
-Find your style
-Get lots of sleep
-People are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything (Zeddicus Zul Zorander)
-You don't find Chuck Norris he finds you, and in Soviet Russia, he still finds you
-It's never too late to forget
-Find a niche and sit in it
-When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
-Never check the serving size, it's always too low
-Every so often it's good to blow a hole in your comfort zone
-You can never eat just one
-Artifical intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
-Speak softly and carry a big stick (Teddy Roosevelt)
-Never teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig
-When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
-The odds of the toast falling jelly side down is directly porportinate to the value of the carpet per square yard
-There are few problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives
-Do not meddle in the affairs of of Wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger (Gildor Inglorion)
-Always forgive your enemies, it'll really piss them off
-There are two sides to every argument, your side and the right side
-When you're right no one remembers, when you're wrong no one forgets
-The world will never end today, because it's always tomorrow in Australia
-If Pro is the opposit of Con, then isn't the opposite of progress, congress?
-Objects in mirror are bigger than they appear
-It wouldn't be called research if we knew what we were doing (Albert Einstein)
-Being involved is not the same as being committed. Take bacon and eggs. The chicken is involved, but the pig is committed.
Other than that, um... please ready my stories and review them. A bad review may be more helpful than a good one, but they would both be equally appreciated.
P.S. If anyone has questions on what the hell my summary of Raw means I will eventually get around to making a map of earth that will explain it. (8/20/11)
P.P.S. If ayone wants to just say Hi then I request that you end the message with some thing awsome. Not the words mind you, but something awsome none the less.
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