Methamphetamine Selena
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Joined 06-05-01, id: 77366
Author has written 3 stories for Song, and Humor.
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

Yes, I'm still Methy...just taking a recession, I guess. Too lazy to create another damn account. Sue me.
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Last of all, I'd like to make a shot-out to people who make shot-outs to remind them just how exactly stupid shot-outs are.

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The Adventures of Tampon Weapon X and Bil-Do reviews
Chanti Cuomo and her best friend discover ancient supernatural powers inside an old tampon. She has the ability to fight off cramps, he can etermally vibrate. The first episode in a long, exausting series on superhero menstruation.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2001
Sculder and Mully reviews
Piece of Crap I wrote at the age of thirteen. A song about having dreams about chasing UFO's, working on the X-Files, doing David Duchovny...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/21/2001
Stealing Whores reviews
A song about kleptomania and going nuts and getting arrested and just crazy stuff like that. Simply crazy.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/21/2001