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Author has written 8 stories for General, General, Humor, and Romance.

Hello, those who've managed ot stay with me for X numbers of years. I now have a degree in English writing and are currently persuing my masters, but take heed; none of the works below were written with any sort of degree under my belt. I have improved, kids. It's just you don't get to see it.

Writing is my love, my life. My dirty, dirty mistress, etc. If you couldn't tell by looking at the timeline below, I update sparingly. I am driven by the muses when time comes. The muses have a tendancy to lie dormant for several weeks at a time, ride me for a few weeks, then leave again. I'm remain awriting whore. Like Angela from The Office, I being judged, hence my love of reviews. I keep them in a little folder in my email account, and I read them when I get sad or before I turn in writing projects to my professors so that, like Sally Field, I know someone likes me ("they like me--they really like me!"). I still laugh at people who leave anonymous reviews on AMOC, telling me I am racist because of its bare-bones summary. In both college and high schhol, I played varsity softball, but now as I am too old, I coach. In high school, I also was on the speech team and played the flute, both of which have no relevancies whatsoever to any of my stories except the ones written while in high school (which happens to be the majority of them, actually). I enjoy Mel Brooks' movies and investing myself too deeply in shows such as Chuck, Glee, and The Office. I'm also a big musical fan; I saw Idina Menzel in concert and had a long chat wiht Julia Murney, and therefore consider myself superior to most people.

I write because I want to entertain. If I was prettier, I'd be an actress because I love making people laugh. I write what I do because these are the stories I want to read. If you're looking for something deep and entertaining, I suggest Homer and Wilde. If you like fluff, Jane Austen, and pretty boys, we have a lot in common. Oh, and several stories here are terrible, terrible, terrible. Bad cheese. I wrote them in HS before I knew about things like not ending sentences with prepostions and not describing someone's eyes as "Two puppies." It's only here for posterity, so don't hold it against me (TWSS). And don't judge me for doing that. And don't leave me reviews saying "It's not completely terrible!" because I know you'll be lying and lying is aggrevating.

I'm working on a sequel to AMOC.

I really wish I had more focus. Send me good focus waves, please.

"Be a scribe! Servents answer speedily; beer is poured copiously; all who see you rejoice in good cheer. Happy is the heart of him who writes; he is young each day'"--Ptahopte

My goal in my career is wrapped up perfectly in this quotation/scene:

"I'd like to add some beauty to life," said Anne dreamily. "I don't exactly want to make people know more. . .but I'd love to make them have a pleasanter time because of me. . .to have some little joy or happy thought that would never have existed if I hadn't been born."--Anne of...Something (I don't remember which one), LM Montgomery

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My Message Board, for those who care: http:///index.cgi- (Again, vain posterity. That and I can't figure out how to delete it)

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Lady in Waiting by Evenstar1 reviews
REVISED & UPDATED! When Elfia marries a sailor her fate seems sealed but a chain of events lead her to a castle, a prince, a kingdom on the brink of war, political intrigues and a love more powerful than anything she imagined. Please R/R!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,449 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 2/14/2002 - Complete
The Formula for Many Reviews by Silver Sorrow reviews
How do they do it? Those stories with 2000+ reviews? Why, a formula, of course. The arrogant guy. The ordinary girl. The endless bickering. Explained in detail in this nifty little package!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2005
Promises by MKC reviews
Sari's mother is dying of cancer, can she fulfill her mother's dying wish even if it means entering a loveless marriage? (The R rating is for possible sexual content in later chapters).
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 60,218 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/24/2004 - Published: 6/24/2003
I is a Vewy Gud Powit by lebuffle reviews
Downt yew beleive me?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/4/2003
Airlia of Celestine by Shui Sheng reviews
Airlia has been betrothed unwillingly to a young man she has only met when they were children. She is kidnapped on her wedding night and thrust into a dangerous tangle of events - Will she be saved? And is love possible between these reluctant partners?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,561 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/22/2003 - Published: 3/4/2002
Dearly Beloved by lili brik reviews
Epilogue posted!Kiya, an artistic, 17-year old country girl in Ancient Egypt has been chosen to join the harem of the iconoclastic pharaoh Akhenaten, whose principal wife is the famed Nefertiti.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,187 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 10/28/2002
The Courting of Aviahnna Rubenne by Blazing-moon reviews
*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,887 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002
Bio-wocky by SuiGeneris reviews
A DNA/cellular biology version of Lewis Carroll's "Jabberwocky." Some credit must go to my textbook. :)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/22/2001
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A Marriage Of Convenience reviews
She thought arranged marriages were for princesses and girls in India. Boy, was she ever wrong. COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 98,917 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 3/1/2003 - Complete
Penny For Your Thoughts reviews
Boston's leading advice columnist, Penny Stewart and her two best friends live for the single life. Every week, Penny dishes out advice to the city's growing twentysomething crowd, but the question remains: can SHE take it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2008
Peas reviews
I started looking at the French fries one case over, but when you stand in front of one single case in the frozen foods section for 15 minutes, the stockboys think of you as the lonely, slightly overweight woman they read horror stories about.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Alfred and Emmaline: A Strange Day in July reviews
Nine year old Alfred despised having to babysit his cousin Emmaline. The summer, in his mind, was wasted completely. However, his cousin unintentionally leads him on one of the most disturbing journeys of his life, with positively murderous overtones.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Complete
From the Manuscript Editor’s Trash Bin reviews
What happens when we dig through the rejection pile at a local publishing company? Rejected Romance Novels, of course!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2004 - Complete
As The Cradle Rocks A Preschool Soap Opera reviews
Who stole Ashleeigh's ants on a log? What will Jil do when she finds out that Jaq would rather play blocks with Cameron? Find out on....AS THE CRADLE ROCKS!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/15/2002 - Complete
Milagro reviews
You are the heroine as you read a story of romance, humor, and a Hot British Guy.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,012 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2002 - Published: 3/4/2002 - Complete
The Lady With The Lovely Brown Eyes reviews
Here is a depressing poem I wrote a long time ago. I'm not a poet, so don't shoot flames at me. I guess you could say it is about the world in general, and maybe some angst and all that happy stuff...Enjoy.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2002 - Complete