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Joined 04-23-11, id: 773983, Profile Updated: 07-04-12
Author has written 3 stories for Humor, and Romance.

Uh. Well, hello thar.

Oh, jeebus. I don't know what to put here. So, yeah.. I guess I'll waste 2 minutes of your life by putting a fact file up.

Yep, a fact file. Lucky you.

Name: Alice.

Age: ...If I tell you, you won't abduct me, right? Good. Because I'm not telling.

Hobbies: tumblrtumblrtumblrtumblrtumblr.

...Other things?: Er... I come from the UK. I do have a really posh accent but it came from NOWHERE. Seriously. I have a cute little Jack Russell Terrier dog, called Buster. He's a little shit. Good lord. Yay for puppies. I'm single. Single forever. Until I meet Andy Biersack.

Fears: Gynaecologists... -shudder- I also hate SPIDERS. Yeuch. Once my brother picked up a spider and showed me, and I ran screaming into the house. Agh, the humiliation.

Movies: All Simon Pegg ones. I was brought UP with Simon Pegg. I watched my first Simon Pegg movie at four. (Shaun of the Dead, ran screaming into Mum's bedroom halfway through.)

Music: Black Veil Brides is my life. They've saved me.

Dislikes: Chavs. People who misuse grammar or don't use capital letters. Mean people who need to get locked up. Doctors who can't diagnose illnesses properly, lawyers, politicians, counsellors who think they understand kids when they don't know sh-t. People who don't make iPad apps properly -shakes fist-.

Likes: People who are my friend and give a sh-t, and abuse Google with random searches to it's full extent. People who understand my humour. People who like meerkats. People who don't like meerkats. Meerkats. Computers. Sheet like that. Also, just plain humour stories. And I love gays. ;3 And shounen-ai stories.. Yaio, yayaya. I just wasted 5 minutes of my beauty sleep and you wasted 2 minutes of your miserable life. Hell yeah.

And I have no life.

And I ship Thorki.

And I think Andley is disgusting.

And Black Veil Brides are my saviours, insult them and I will give you five seconds to run. I'm that kind.

--Images--

Pure Steele:

Robyn-

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Ignore the wings. Seriously.

Penny-

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Only with loads of makeup on that makes her look ugly, but dem jocks think it's nice. SOME PEOPLE.

Their Mother-

http:///image/anime/TheatreRat49/brownhairtrees.png Only always busy, rushing around and not caring. More images done when there's more people!

--Sisters of Battle--

Idyllia-

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Celestia:

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With a more sense of authority and control.

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Getting Malcolm by pinkmist reviews
He stared down at me, eyes dark and unrelenting. "Do you want Malcolm?" Stupid question. But I nodded anyway. "Then kiss me." Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place. *SKoW Winner*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 140,913 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 6/29/2006
The Secret Life of A Candle by LuckyLark reviews
Annie Candle has a hard knock life. Her mom snoops through her virtual diary like an obsessive stalker, her best friend is convinced a vampire is in love with her, there's that weird creeper guy actually stalking her, and then there's That Thing. Ugh.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,329 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011
The Accidental Man by hoorabuddha reviews
She wasn't trying to start a revolution. She was just trying to survive. WARNING: This story contains material that may be considered frightening, graphic, and suggestive. It is meant for mature audiences only.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 10/20/2012
BAM! And the Brain is Gone by Dragon-Rider II reviews
Conversations, quotes and randomness galore. With dear friends of mine who helped to corrupt what little sanity I had.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 43,601 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010
Annabelle by trilby94 reviews
This is not a story with a happy ending. This is a tale of one girl's struggle to rise above her past, her fight for what she loves and against what she hates. When Annabelle is discovered singing in a Parisian brothel by a wealthy englishman her life changes dramatically. She is taken out of what she knows and must adapt if she wishes to succeed. But will her past let her? R&R :)
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,519 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012
Diary of a Queen Bee by sapphire74 reviews
Meet Sarah Fitch, the most popular girl at Anville High School. In this first-hand retelling, you will learn of her love life, social life, and home life.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 12,256 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011
The Game by Chlobuggy reviews
When Jenna was little, she was tormented by her mom's friend's sons. They moved away and 8 years later, they're back - hotter than ever. Jenna hasn't forgotten what they did and vows to get them back. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,001 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Complete
I LOATH YOU, BUDDY by aMyTaichoDa reviews
So, he dares intrude my family, does he? HA! I don't think so, pops. I hereby solemnly pledge not to give in to his disgusting charms or obnoxious flirting. What, he thinks he can just SHOW UP one and day expect me to goosh out a toothy smile, cackle a friendly 'welcome' and laugh at his conceited jokes? Pfffffffft... Help me.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,996 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011
The Googes by BardofArcadia reviews
A cannibal family living in the wilderness of Tennessee sacrifices unsuspecting tourists to the heathen god Caligo so that he may grow strong enough to re-enter out world. A mixture of horror and dark humor follows.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,048 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011
Sleep by Gabriella4549 reviews
Their rhythmic breathing and pretty, pretty smiles mesmerize her. She can't help herself. She just loves to watch them sleep.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,925 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011
Life is Twisted by I Would Rather Be Writing reviews
Jayla wishes that her sophomore year would turn out like a movie. But between an ex returning, aquiring a stalker, and accidentally drinking the spiked punch, she'll learn just how twisted life can be. 1st book of a trilogy. Full summary inside.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,655 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Complete
Obsession by uclapinkgrl reviews
Chrissy and Charlene are two 8th grade girls with only one thing in common: their feelings for each other. FEMSLASH. Set in the early '80s.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011
You Are My Sunshine by Bean Sprout Esquire reviews
A precocious nine year old named Alice writing letters to her big brother David during WWII, and his responses back to her. one-shot
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Complete
Dear Diary by Mad'Blondy reviews
A diary holds all our darkest and funniest secrets. For some it is the best friend, and so it is for the naive boy Fransua Bibi, who looks for the right road of life and discovers his own unique world.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,049 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Complete
I'm a Loser, Baby by Kyllex reviews
My typical day: awaken to Arcanine's loud barks, try to restrain from punching Hunter in the face in PE, listen to Alex ramble about hot girls, talk to Dan on the phone about proposals…oh, and fall in love with the boy who makes my life Hell. That, too.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,359 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
An Unexpected Twist by Ice-Princess-93 reviews
This is basically a dream I had last night, transferred into story form. People I know from Tumblr/fanfiction were in it, so. : Enjoy the ramblings that is my mind.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Complete
Keeping the Charade by BroadwayBaby97 reviews
Hello. My name is Haylee. I am 14 years old, and I live in a small town in North Carolina. I have been abused by my parents since I was 7. This is the story of my life. Rated T for mild language and violence.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,441 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011
Betrayed by SoulSearcher95 reviews
What I did because of her, the pain I put myself through, because of her words. And she betrayed me. She betrayed me... Distressing themes including self harm , and strong language later on...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011
Emma by WritingGirl019 reviews
This is Charlie's story. He was seven years old when his sister, Emma died because of him. Now, nine years later, Charlie is sixteen and has to deal with the consequences of what he did when he was younger. Really bad summary and I didn't know which categ
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,938 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011
Supernatural Causes by Damelia Echo reviews
Sonea is thrown to the wayside after being bitten by a Lycan & her best friend Jo wants to understand what the heck is going on. An unknown community lend them both a hand, but will the two be able to hold themselves together after all the pain caused?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,385 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011
The Sea's Embrace by PornagraphicPriestess reviews
The waves came crashing to the shore like great arms reaching out to Lily, urging her to run and take solace in its icy embrace. And for a moment, Lily considered it.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
Steven's Buffet by Black Juju reviews
Hungry. Starving. Endless. I am a horror." A boy deals with the madness his taste has thrust upon him.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Complete
Dinner With The Robinsons by Madeleine.Jean reviews
He used to be a good man.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
Renegades by Atton reviews
EVERY SERIOUS WRITIER MUST READ THIS. THIS IS FOR YOU
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Complete
Faded Beauty by PornagraphicPriestess reviews
Gwen is perfect. But what will happen when an "accident" causes her perfection to become flawed?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Complete
Skin Deep by PornagraphicPriestess reviews
Ophelia was never beautiful. But Sara was. What happens when the phrase "Beauty is only skin deep" is taking a bit too far? Short story. Not entirely happy with it. Rated T for suicide
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Complete
Inner Beauty by PornagraphicPriestess reviews
Kira is a young girl who is unhappy with her appearence. Then, one night, she take a well known phrase and takes it quite literally. Short Story. Rated M for gore.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Complete
Resisting Him by Master of the Chimps reviews
Mac is forced to tutor Heath who is one of the hottest guys at school She is possible the ONLY girl that doesnt like Heath and to him, thats NOT a good thing. So Heath decides to try and use all his charm.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,868 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Complete
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An Investigation
My investigation into a site called Whirled, rummaging in the trash cans and nightclubs to find out about the desperate, slummy species in the dark, dingy basement of Whirled.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Published: 4/22/2012
Sisters of Battle reviews
When Idyllia leaves her army of women to brave the harsh lands of Navicula alone, will she find companionship or will she die alone? F/F from chap. 3 onwards, some foul language, hardcore slash in one chapter and some really heartfelt sobs at the end.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2012
Pure Steele
Robyn's life is utter rubbish; she has an incapable sister, everyone thinks she's male and nobody seems to understand her need for pure air instead of the perfume stench she has to live with. F/F and language in later chappys, don't like don't read brah.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2012