I Eat Pandas for Breakfast
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Jenna, 17. Florida girl. Really, really tired.

I don't really eat pandas for breakfast.

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Waiting on the World by blak pearl reviews
What do you do when your best friend hooks up with your twin brother and breaks his heart? Pretend to date the guy she likes- the guy you've hated since you've known how to. And hope the cliche doesn't catch up with you. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
My Strawberry Dream Wedding by Moira Inori reviews
Fairytale princes didn't exist, and even if they did, they didn't fall in love with ugly ducklings like her. Or so she'd thought, until she found herself living the closest thing to a fairytale that real-life could produce.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 314,691 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/21/2018 - Published: 5/16/2012
The Alphabetic System by Sincerely Claude reviews
My mother's dying wish was for me to be adopted by her wealthy employers. Because they didn't want bad press, they took me in. I'm their adopted daughter whom they cherish. But just for the cameras. In private, I'm still the maid's daughter.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/29/2016 - Published: 5/5/2012
Chroma by Alora The Sleepy reviews
Oh, yes. Nate Rochester was someone you could fall in love with at first sight. I might have, had he not ruined the moment with, "There's a difference between people-watching and stalking, you know." Inspired by Something Corporate's 'Konstantine'. /REMOVED/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
Gossip, Set, and Match by Koosie reviews
In the game of love, Mackenzie Carwyn plays Fairy Gossipmonger, anonymous e-matchmaker of South Creek who has all the right gossip to grant happily ever afters. But when mysterious emails pop up from someone claiming to be her happily ever after, all the gossip in the world can't seem to help Mackie avoid matchmaking mayhem and possibly losing her heart in the process.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 170,547 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 3/8/2011
How to Move On by justmaybe reviews
Complete. After being dumped, I was told by my best friend that the best way to move on is to have a rebound. So I kissed a stranger just to get it out of my system. The next thing I know, I'm seeing this guy practically everywhere I go.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,222 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
Dae Dreaming by whippedcreamroses reviews
Dae Dream, a K-Pop band created by StarsPowerUp Entertainment. Here is their story. Six boys equals many misunderstandings. One relationship counselor can equal even more.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012
Staircases by Who Is This Girl Anyway reviews
A woman's thoughts about her "hard man" boyfriend. Contains violence, blood and upsetting content.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Complete
We're Like Dom Perignon by punkturnedwriter reviews
Summer buys a lot of Kleenex and lets her sleep in her bed and Zach emails her about how sexually frustrated this is making him. Because apparently a boy and a girl can't be friends. First in a series of one-shots about The Champagne Gang. Various OCs.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 128 - Published: 1/15/2010