Bertie the Redwood
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Joined 04-29-11, id: 774936, Profile Updated: 12-01-17
Author has written 24 stories for Humor, Nature, Humor, Fable, Fantasy, Supernatural, Life, Love, Romance, Mystery, Sci-Fi, and Young Adult.

Hey, everybody! I'm Bertie the Redwood, and I'm a long time fiction writer. I'm currently working on getting some of my works published, so if a story has been deleted then it's either been published or it's being revised. Besides being a writer, I'm also a musician and an artist.

My most prolific project is the Dysfunctional series. The first book in this series is set to be published on Amazon on October 25th, 2017.


*News on the Dysfunctional Series*

Sometime in the near-ish future, Dysfunctional: Origins is going to be published! If you've read Heathens, then you might have already heard this news. Now, though, I've got my author Facebook page up. So, if you're interested in the series, please go check it out at Author McKenzie Rae.

I will also do my best to keep info on the series updated here on this profile as well. Thanks for everybody's support. During the process of writing Dysfunctional, you all have encouraged me and made my writing better.

*Hey, look what's here!*

It's the Amazon link to Dysfunctional the Series! Click here to check it out! It's being sold in a bundle, so you will get all three books at a pretty good price, either as an ebook or a physical copy.


If you have any questions or requests, feel free to PM me.

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Saving Smiles by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
Andie doesn't have any patience, especially not for billionaire playboys who also HAPPEN to be good looking. Not that she noticed. Enter Christian, Onyx's Most Eligable Bachelor. Except Andie isn't swept off her feet and Christian wants to know why. **Now available as an ebook in THE DARK PARADISE TRILOGY
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/2/2016 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Complete
Skiing and Other Misdirections by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
The only thing Quinn hates more than ski trips is blood. So what happens when an injured snow boarder needs her assistance? Complete fluff. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,232 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Complete
Wanted By You by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
Clint Lucas swore he would never fall in love, especially not with the woman he was currently holding for ransom. But in all honesty, he was halfway there and she made up the difference.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
To Feel the Sun by Aurette reviews
When the love of her life marries someone else, Gracie has to accept reality and move on. With devastatingly attractive lawyers and cute cellists who won't go away, love shows that if it's one thing, it's unpredictable. Winner of Best Het for SKoW Round 12!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,096 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
The Beauty's Beast by Darylkw reviews
She had the voice of an angel. He wanted to hear that voice sing for him whenever he wanted. But how does one make a stubborn blacksmith's daughter sing for a cunning monster? Trick her into marrying the monster of course.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,163 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 1/10/2011
You Don't Know You're Beautiful! by a-dubb reviews
"Yes!" I exclaimed. "Well, not all the time. I mean I named this one Jewel because I bedazzled her when I first got her, so she's all shiny and glittery – like jewels." I said, and then looked at him. "Don't judge me, okay?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Complete
Teenage Dirtbag by MetallicAqua
Being a teenage dirtbag isn't so bad, you just get belittled, made fun of, and never get the girl, right? The nerdy one is never suppose to get the girl but Nolee just won't listen to me! *Sorry if there's mistakes, something's wrong with my computer*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Complete
Sinking In Quicksand by Midnight113 reviews
Todd had agreed to help his best friend, Elise, with her punishment of having to clean out the garage. The only problem is, he's acting strange around her and won't tell her why. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,536 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Complete
Unstoppable by theKnobblyKneedWriter reviews
ONESHOT. She's the kind of girl who will kick you in the groin for suggesting you're attracted to her. Luckily for her, he's not the kind of guy who lets that stop him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Complete
Fairy Tales, Wings and the VESPR Theory by productioncity reviews
She devoured Harlequin novels like they were the nectar of the gods and took the advice of long-dead poets to heart - but please, was it too much to ask for a romance of her own? One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Complete
The Geeks Get The Gamer Girls by Holding A Heart reviews
James has liked Emma for as long as forever. Ok, a little exaggeration never hurt anyone. But will he finally have the nerve to do something about it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Complete
The Mating by charliej reviews
Elise had no idea when she came home that day that she'd end up mated to a complete stranger. A new Alpha and the need for an alliance between packs have made her pawn FPSSA WINNER - BEST SUPERNATURAL ROMANCE round 4 WARNING: sexually explicit scenes
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 105,757 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 1,913 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Complete
Red Wine and Inner Truths by Kina Kalamari reviews
Kate Blaze knew her friends loved a good laugh, but she never expected them to lock her in a hotel room with her best friend for twenty-four hours in some twisted matchmaking attempt. Go Fish can only go so far... -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,771 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Complete
The Werewolf's Kiss by Nelli reviews
Madeline had always had a thing for Tyler, which meant being secretly engaged to him should have been a dream come true...oh, if only it were...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,386 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Complete
The Pulse Impulse Theory by Catherine Julia Jefferson reviews
Welcome to Logos, where emotions are rationed drugs. Meet Daphne Wilson, who has a hole in her heart. She's arranged to marry the unpredictable Liam Clarke. Falling in love with him was never part of the plan. UPDATE: Now available on CreateSpace.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,517 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
Skin Deep by Pinkamoo reviews
“My God, she can speak, hallelujah,” he grins, winking when he notices I’m looking at him from the corner of my eye under the false sense of security that he couldn’t see me doing it behind my hair , “names Maverick, hon, and I’m very intimidating.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,822 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010
The Debutante by Angelica.Eddings reviews
Regency After baring her thighs to the queen and half of the English aristocracy, Priscilla Randall is determined to salvage her ruined reputation. Too bad Ethan Howell, the handsome Marquess of Ainsworth, has other things in mind--namely seduction.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 102,121 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Complete
Kinda, Sorta, Maybe a Fairy Tale by aileenrose reviews
The fact that I can't stammer out a full word in front of a hot guy is probably a blessing in disguise, right? Right? ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
The Right Kind of Treason by Auraya reviews
Germany 1944. A girl dreaming of escaping her nightmarish home, a nazi officer fighting a war he struggles to believe in, and an escaped Russian prisoner of war. Thrown together by fate, they try to live, try to love and they try to survive.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 65,821 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
All in a Lifetime by Cori.Anne reviews
The other guys teased him about his secret admirer until he knocked a few of them around a little bit for it. She might be an annoying little snot, but she was his annoying little snot and he was the only one allowed to make fun of her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Complete
Ol' Blue Eyes by Emedea reviews
“Jeez, you’re such a creeper.” Joey crosses her arms over her chest. “I didn’t know you were following me. What if I came in here to masturbate or something?” Carson shrugs his shoulders. “Hey, you wanna masturbate, go right ahead. I don’t judge.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,231 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Complete
None Other Than by Mac Vicchrilli reviews
You think I like him? You've got to be kidding. Darren Teigan is the most stubborn, pompous, pigheaded, egotistical creature that ever existed." Emma says nothing and I blanch. "He's... right behind me, isn't he..." COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,387 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
A Good Idea at the Time by Bomb in the Garden reviews
He had spent almost every day of the last two years with his assistant and not once had he ever seen her dressed the way she was at that very moment. She looked beautiful and sexy, and God did he just want to grab her and... // One Shot //
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Complete
For The Win by Pinkamoo reviews
“I will when you tell me the truth,” he demands angry, grabbing my other wrist and initiating a tug of war with me. I pull my arms, trying to rip my wrists from his grasp, and then he pulls them back. “Just give up you’re not going to win this time.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,677 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Complete
Alethia Syndrome by Pinkamoo reviews
I divert my own eyes from the tube of glittery pink gloss to look at the shaggy blonde headed genius staring at me from the other side of the bench. He puts a thump up, “Come on Avalon, smack on some of that and go dazzle them with your magic lips."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
What He Meant by “Press Send” was “I Love You” by Aurette reviews
Jonah O'Mara knew he was doomed when his law partner's daughter started working at the office... and wouldn't stop bugging him to show her how to use the fax machine. To Feel the Sun companion one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Complete
Safe With Me by Bomb in the Garden reviews
Amelia West has a secret: she can read minds. It's an ability that brings her into contact with a multi-pierced, tattooed boy named Mitch Cooper. // One Shot //
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
Battle Scars by White Rose Blossom reviews
“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Waterfall by Kristina Suko reviews
Jonas Avery's life of crime had finally caught up to him. Right before the noose broke his neck, a woman stepped in, saved his life, and gave him the chance for a new life as her husband. But she had a secret, and she was hiding it close. Short/Complete
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
Taming the Wild by Aphrodite420 reviews
Set in 1816-17, this story is inspired by Jane Austen's great works. Julia Denby is twenty-five, approaching spinsterhood, but to her family's dismay is determined not to marry at all. But then she meets Ben Wakefield, who challenges her in every way.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 37,361 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
Litter Bug by Ravina reviews
She picked up the paper ball and threw it at his face. Again. This time, it hit his forehead. Before she could blink, she found herself pressed to the pole, with Vincent's body against hers. "I don't think you want to try that again," he murmured.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Love Me If You Dare by yoitsamberfool reviews
He's made me jump off the swings, steal that candy bar, wear underwear on top of my head for a whole week, confess my love for Bo, the dog, and stick my hand in a port-a-potty seat. So, why did it come as a surprise to me when he dared me to love him?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,624 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
I've been waiting for you by Pinkamoo reviews
“I’m supposed to be interviewing you, you homeless bum! What have you been doing, sitting out here and letting your hair get long? What about a job! What about your life?” I say. And soon after, we're making out on the pavement.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
Anyone Else, But You by MaeMaes reviews
I'd been there when he thought farting in public was hot. Heck, I was there when he fainted after donating blood. I'd even helped him clean up his puke when he worked out too much for too long. And what did I get in return? Hormonal, that's what. ONE-SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Knowing You Know Me by fallingstar13 reviews
When your male best friend can predict when you’re on your period better than you can, you know there’s something wrong. And just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse… -SKoW Challenge response-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
You Stole the Kiss Right Out of Me by LilyFinn reviews
One-shot "Ava, what is your problem?" "You, Jared Ashby. You are my problem. You stole all the kiss right out of me, you jerk!"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
There She Goes by Pinkamoo reviews
“There she goes, there she goes again. Racing through my brain, and I just can’t contain, the feeling that remains.” He sung to me, leaning on the door like he leaned on the gates of the repair shop. “You!” “Me.” he smirked. "You stole my door!"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Chasing The Babysitter by Armith-Greenleaf reviews
REMOVED / What should a girl do if the little brat she's babysitting asks for a deal, to date his big brother and he'll behave? What if that big brother was the most popular guy in school? Four-Shot. No Monkey Business.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Winter, 1919 by Friend of the ABC reviews
An orphan is forced to marry a young man home from the war. At first they are cold and distant towards each other. But as the winter comes, love begins to blossom. Story better than summary. My first romance. Please R&R.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,927 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Ma Mademoiselle Bizarre by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE. Regency. Glen Carlisle never wanted nor expected to inherit his paternal family's earldom. When he does, he's resigned to do his duty as quickly as possible and go home. A certain hoyden, however, complicates things.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,007 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Complete
The Pantry Incident by Lace and Grace reviews
A one shot sequel to 'Ear Infections.' Gabby doesn't like him. Not one bit. And she'll hide in the pantry for as long as it takes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Complete
Quandaries of a Quirky Romantic by Secretive reviews
She's a hopeless romantic that is terrified of falling in love. Quirky? You have no idea... He's misunderstood purposely so and has a past. A dark one. So...what happens when their small town matchmaker decides they're destined for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,930 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
Hips and Hearts by NehemiaH reviews
In the eighth grade, he told her they were going to fall in love. Seven years later, Emma begins to question just how right Jacob was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,324 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Complete
Hush Little Baby by DianaChristine reviews
Gracie first became a mom at the age of sixteen when she was still very much a virgin. She had barely even kissed a boy...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,913 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3638 - Favs: 3,443 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
The Birthday Present by Daisy Rose reviews
Daisy is moving to New York the day after her birthday. Her best friend Simon doesn't want her to go. In one day she will learn many new things about herself and her best friend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,514 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
My Life In One Sentence by invisible.writer reviews
My life was mindnumbingly dull, but I was fine with being the invisible Ginger Ale Girl. Whoever said friends were good for the soul did not know the boy with blue hair.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,764 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
Lies of the Heart by TheDarkScribe reviews
For her New Year's resolution, Natalie decides to finally pursue her dream guy. Only it turns out to be much harder than she thought.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,882 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Complete
Half Past Forever by AspenOBrien reviews
When modern-girl Sydney is thrown backwards in time to France in WWII, she struggles with dangerous times, dangerous people, and a delightfully dangerous soldier named Jack O'Leary.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 53,465 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 5/26/2004 - Complete
Jack and Jill by Lani Lenore reviews
.Revised 2009. Jack and Jill go up the hill to fetch a pain of water. Jack's a handsome preacher's son and Jill's a drunkard's daughter.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,503 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/3/2002 - Published: 2/26/2002
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Changeling
Trapped in a teenage body by magic, Maggie is a human pet of the Fairchilds, a clan of faeries. As the oldest changeling, Maggie knows that survival depends on playing the game of life like a faery. Cheat when you can, and don't get caught. But what will become of the changelings when six of the Fairchilds are murdered? There isn't always a happily ever after.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,850 - Updated: 12/10 - Published: 12/2
Dysfunctional: A Mighty Long Fall reviews
Two years later, the trio has gone their separate ways. Theo and Sally finally have the normal lives they've wanted, but the past is something that refuses to stay buried. When Reuben brings them together again, he has ominous news. The Furies have resurfaced. As they wreak havoc, the friends are forced to deal with the fallout of their actions and the uncertainty of their futures.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/1 - Published: 11/23/2016 - Complete
Dysfunctional: Dark Imagination reviews
Senior year is stressful for everyone, but Reuben, Sally, and Theo have more to worry about than their peers. Peculiar things start happening when a slew of strangers show up in Coon Falls—strangers who seem to have superpowers just like them. And by the looks of things, these people aren't interested in making friends. Sequel to Origins. SAMPLE
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/1 - Published: 3/6/2016 - Complete
Dysfunctional: Origins reviews
Theo is suicidal; Sally's insomnia is slowly killing her; and Reuben is an apathetic psychopath (depending on which of his doctors you ask). One day these high school students suddenly discover that they have strange superpowers that seem to have fixed their worst flaws. But where did these powers come from? And if they're the superheroes, then where is the villain?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/1 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Complete
Heathens reviews
"Violet Blaire and Simon Tate, you're under arrest for murder." New podcasters, Wayne and Ty Hooper score an interview with the infamous Violet Blaire, where she spins them a dark tale of murder and madness that might or might not be true. SAMPLE
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/19 - Published: 6/11 - Complete
Grimke Hollow reviews
Adam's dad was always unreliable, but something felt different this time. He hadn't returned from the family's cabin when he said he would. Worried, Adam drove up north with his five cousins to search for him. What he found were secrets and a monster that would change him forever. Beware of the goblins in the woods.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 70 - Words: 78,333 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 10/30/2016
Halfway to Nowhere Part I: Tales of Recovering Superhumans reviews
Elliot-a former addict and vampire; Max-an abused werewolf; Rhen-a neurotic genie; and their human supervisor, Rudy, all reside at a halfway house in an attempt to reconnect with human society after rehab. However, with such different people all under one roof, the road to recovery can sometimes be a bumpy one. EDITED!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 14,552 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Complete
The Devil You Know reviews
"Poor little Lola," he sang. "You really should have picked a better friend." He peered up at me through the greasy shield of my hair. "Don't you know you were lost from the start?"
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,642 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 11/17/2015
The Butterfly Question reviews
After Camilla washes up on the southern beach of Nocturne Harbor half dead, she wakes in the hospital with no recollection of who she is. She's content to leisurely rediscover herself, until she sees and recognizes the picture of a missing girl assumed to be dead. If there's any chance the girl is alive, Cam will have to dig for her past. But she might not like what she finds.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,763 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012
The Lottery reviews
Mica leaves the orphanage in search of her friends during the second U.S. civil war. She keeps a diary on her way to the capital, and paints a picture of her early life at the wealthy institute. However, her entries soon show a much darker side to the Angel of Mercy Orphanage, full of secrets that have been buried for 41 years. [EDITED, REVISED, AND UPDATED]
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,064 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013
Misadventures and Mistletoe
Molly Holiday is having trouble hanging Christmas lights. Ari offers to help her, but things don't go quite as Molly had planned. Fifth story in the Circus Freaks Series.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Complete
Friend Like Me
Ian O'Connor learns it's not very fun to have a magic genie when you don't know what you want and your genie is an impatient smart aleck. What's worse? He might be falling for her. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,366 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011
A Holiday Ghost of Christmas Past
"I'm Melinda May Holiday, but everyone calls me Molly. What's your name?" "Artemis Snow, and if I had anyone they might call me Ari." A Christmas past at the Holiday Traveling Circus. Fourth in the Circus Freaks series.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
The Widow reviews
A widow thinks about her dead husband and hides from the river that killed him.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Complete
Midnight Nose Bleed reviews
"I rush to the bathroom, leaving a trail of bloody breadcrumbs."
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Complete
A Very Haunted Autumn reviews
It's Halloween at the Holiday Traveling Circus! Molly notices something spooky about an old photograph. Third story in the Circus Freaks series.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Complete
Ari the Thermostat reviews
"Ah," Sophia said, "so he's a tool." "No," Midas corrected her, "he's a thermostat." Second story in the Circus Freaks series. Rating went up just for one word.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Complete
From the Train
A snake tangos with a weary drifter across the tracks. REVISED
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Complete
Summer At The Circus reviews
Molly Holiday is having trouble with math. Good thing the handsome Season Shifter, Artemis Snow, is there to help. First story in the Circus Freaks series.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Complete
The City Under the Bed reviews
Don't worry about bed bugs. They're not such a fright. It's the things under your bed that really like to bite!
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Complete
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Cut Off Your Hair reviews
What really happened to Rapunzel.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
Resume of a Superhero reviews
When Agency Blue decided to hire a superhero, this isn't the candidate they had in mind... Originally done for a contest in my ninth grade English class. I was a little surprised that I got he job, considering I made myself the worst superhero ever!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Complete
Ode to Spiders reviews
I can't say I'm too fond of the creepy crawly arachnids, but they are fascinating.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Complete
Ode to the Public Restroom reviews
No one likes using public bathrooms... :
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Complete