SwordsIntoPlowshares
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Joined 05-02-11, id: 775300, Profile Updated: 05-04-11
Author has written 5 stories for Fable, Love, General, and General.

Female. Twenty-Something.

One quarter Vulcan, One quarter Ferengi, One quarter Betazoid, One quarter Klingon.

Obsessed with ongoing quest for knowledge and truth about life the universe and everything.

Seldom bubbly. Occasionally crabby. Frequently Sarcastic.

Utopian dreamer obsessed with Dystopian fiction.

Loather of war, greed, profanity, materialism, and reality television.

Seeker of enlightenment.

Thrift store enthusiast.

Devoted wife, daughter, and big sister.

Lover of Pomeranians. Loather of cats.

Sufferer of random bouts with shifts in polarity though not clinically diagnosed as such.

Negative ion and Vitamin D deprived office worker type.

Lover of converse sneaks. Hater of all high heeled shoes in existence.

Lover of sci-fi, fantasy, documentaries, and stories about real people with real problems and real lives.

Hater of soap-operas, fashion, trend-obsession, cell-phone addiction, people with more money than brains, people who are obsessed with being wealthy, famous, thin, etc.

Tendency to make mountains out of mole-hills.

Tendency to be critical of others while ironically feeling perpetually judged and misunderstood.

Sufferer of occasional bouts with hypocrisy, ignorance, pride and self-loathing.

Favorite colors are blue, green and purple.

Favorite currently airing tv shows is Raising Hope and 30 Rock.

Favorite tv shows in general: Star Trek (TNG,DS9), Firefly, Friends, Star Gate: Atlantis, Spongebob.

Recent books I have read and enjoyed are Hunger Games series, Never Ending Story, City of Ember series, Jane Austen's books, Joy-Luck Club, Slaughterhouse Five, Fahrenheit 451.

Mission statement: To continue working on my current story, hopefully to become a book someday, post some of my old writing, get new ideas, be encouraged.

Interested in becoming a Beta Reader eventually. It would go hand in hand with my inner english professor constantly clawing herself to the surface.


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An Ode to the Evil Ones, May Justice Prevail!
Disgruntled death wish disguised as harmless poetry. If you have someone in your life that gets their jollies from sucking away all your vitality and makes you think homicidal thoughts, may their punishment be swift and perfectly just. Boo,Hiss & so on.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Complete
Scenic Heights
Pathetic HS dunce turned book worm recluse, Anna, wastes her 20s away as night auditor at the Ramada until she's asked to manage an apartment complex. Can she rule her tenants with a soft heart or will her residents watch her cross over to the dark side!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,801 - Published: 8/11/2011
Starving Girl Rant reviews
Forbidden love. She can't eat. Lion in her stomach. A generous helping of Mortal Kombat.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Complete
Operation Stressed Desire
Love poem with alcoholism metaphor and secret agents in there some where. Just kinda weird. Slightly random.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Complete
Tale of a Circus Performer
An under appreciated clown in love with a stilts man finally has had enough. This is the story of her escape from the dark carnival. Kind of a fable, kind of like poetry or prose.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Complete