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Author has written 4 stories for Romance.

Sort of back. Wait for updates. Gonna focus on Mismatch. :D


My M.O. in fiction is to get cliches and give it a certain twist.

Teenage Mom: Best friends fall in love cliche

Mismatch: Opposite ends of the spectrum cliche

The Real Boss of Us: Boy and Girl hate each other but fall in love cliche

Reverse Happy Ending: Bully and bullied fall in love cliche

I hope you guys enjoy my stories. :) I don't have a regular sched for updates. I usually do it in spurts. :D

I read a lot of stories here on FP and I'm kinda guilty of taking off without writing a review even if I really really really liked the story. That's why when I see a lot of people posting reviews (criticism or not), I tend to drop everything else and update. I get guilty like that. Lol.


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Sex, Not Making Love by DMuna reviews
What do you do when you wake up one morning with the worst hangover ever, still naked, and with your brother's best friend on the same bed, showing off his glory nakedness? You freak out, stare at him in disbelief and then finally let him have you again...and again...and again...and again? Oh boy, I did not sign up for this.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,748 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 6/23/2019 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Complete
Perfect Strangers by CompanyOfOne reviews
Vivian is going camping in the mountains for her birthday. What will happen when she's abducted and finds herself locked away with a mysterious stranger? Will she want to go back to her old life after her two week vacation is up? Will he let her? M for rape and adult themes
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 93,875 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 2/9/2010
Guinea Pig by Emma A. Grant reviews
"The next guy that walks through that door will be your test subject," Sofie said. "No ifs, ands, or buts." "Fine," I said through gritted teeth. In hindsight, I should have waited five more seconds before agreeing, because the moment Scott Maher walked into the class, he had become my guinea pig. I had to seduce the most powerful guy in the senior grade. No ifs, ands, or buts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,525 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012
Ugly Duckling Turned Swan by farryn reviews
She was a chubby, awkward outcast bullied by the mean students of Ashwood Academy. Their King -although handsome and rich- was the cruelest, and drove her away. Now Savannah is back, more beautiful than ever, and ready to exact revenge. *DISCONTINUED*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,730 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 10/23/2007
Bollinger High by justmaybe reviews
Complete. Jess Evans moved to Bollinger at the start of her junior year of high school. As the new girl in a town of the wealthy and the elite, she just wants to fit in. But that might prove to be impossible once she catches the eye of the enigmatic Nolan Barnes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,056 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Complete
The ABC's of Jack Sanders by Aurora Corona reviews
Jack Sanders: my brother's best friend. Reasons why I hate him: he broke off the heads of my barbie dolls, AND he sat on my birthday cake, AND his idea of fun is prancing around the school in my bras, AND . . . Damn, I think I'm falling for him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,295 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 12/15/2008
Money Shot by Quinette reviews
I could only watch in horror as the towel began to slip, sliding down his abdomen in a slow, deliberate fashion. But rather than marvel at the size of Drew's junk, I was more inclined to wonder if I'd be paid extra for a picture.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,346 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011
What Can You Not Buy With Money? by Hansel Graey reviews
Mary, kicked out of her home on her eighteenth birthday, finds herself in a new world that involves working for a snobbish but terribly handsome billionaire and befriending a kindhearted sushi chef, both of whom share a dark history.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 70 - Words: 162,895 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010
21 Things About Him by morningdust reviews
Quiet and reserved Andi Beckham was forced to write 21 qualities about her ideal guy. Little did she know she's about to meet the guy in her list.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011
Semantic Sin by Kanari Toneriko reviews
4 feuding, gorgeous members of a popular band. A cute, child-like, nerdy IQ 160 girl who doesn't know they're famous. They thought she's just another fly on their wall. She never thought being sweet & oblivious could actually make a rock star...horny
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 109,028 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011
Tempest by iwannabeforeveryoung reviews
He's a jackass and she's perfect. Best friends? I don't think so. In love? That's more like it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,667 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010
Chasing Mr Darcy by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) Once upon a time, we met. And for me, that was happily ever after.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,699 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
Learning To Write by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. "Romance stories are always the same – boy meets girl, things happen, they fall in love, blah blah blah." She thought clichés were stupid...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
Losing it All by unlikely.story reviews
She thinks she lost her cell phone, everyone else thinks she lost her virginity, and the guy thought to be responsible for her 'deflowering' has no problem adding fuel to the fire.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,987 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008
Hugs and Kisses by this is the life reviews
ONEshot. - She is the type of person who likes hugs and kisses. Cuddles and touches. But he isn't. And sadly, she doesn't know.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Beating the Game by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006
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Dark Angels reviews
He's hot, violent and frighteningly unpredictable. Everybody's scared of Gabriel Morgan, the bastard son of one of America's richest men. Well, except for Anne Meyers, a girl who sports an angelic facade to cover her true agenda. Will she be able to batter down his walls to fulfill her mission?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,172 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 9/13/2011
Teenage Mom reviews
I'm Drea. Normal teen, professional slacker, etc. One day, I kinda prayed a bit too hard for a more exciting life. Then, my uber-hot, long lost friend suddenly appeared outside my sex ed class saying I had to take care of HIS BABY. Wow, God. Just...wow
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 114,347 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 5/28/2011
Reverse Happy Ending reviews
It's the infamous cliché: Girl falls in love with her gorgeous bully. Unfortunately for James, it doesn't work on Claire. Worse, when he confesses his feelings for her, she thinks it's a trap. Now what?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,582 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 10/24/2011
The Real Boss of Us reviews
Tristan Crawford. Ambitious. Cunning. Cutthroat. He never expected to meet his match in Apples St. James; the Chairman's feisty, painfully clueless, bratty granddaughter. Too bad, he has to train her to be the new CEO else he loses his job as president.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011