PorkythePig
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Joined 05-07-11, id: 775913, Profile Updated: 09-04-12
Author has written 5 stories for Romance, Family, Nature, and Haiku.

If you come across this profile and want to read the rest of my jibberish please go here: http://wattpad.com/Champselysee

Hello world!

Lets see how this goes...

My real name is Lys (no kidding) and I'm a halfie (or cork-Asian or half Asian). I live in da 'down under' Aussie and love food (food FOOD glorious FOOD!). I'm also still in school.

I enjoy writing (I think), OMG reading, sport (BASKETBALL all the way!), listening to OLD music and killing my parent's eardrums with my awesome (cough cough) bass playing. Oh, don't forget eating. Onto eating. When people first see me they go all 'skinny lizzy' and it's really funny when they find out I eat more at breakfast than themselves.

Onto writing. I personally have very POOR grammar (they stopped grammar lessons in Yr 3, stupid is that!?) and am TERRIBLE at spelling (I love spell check!) I started writing in Yr 4 with the 365 short story challenge. Let us see if I can post all 365 stories that need to be found...

P.S Please check out my blog Right here


STORIES

Flatmates Forever

I don't know where this is going. It will be very slow and have very short chapters...

Princelet Academy

Medieval, parallel world awesomeness. Makes me feel very fuzzy inside.


DIARY

23/12/2011 9.55am - Long time no see, I've just uploaded my 3rd Chappie of PA.

27/6/2011 6.02pm - Ha to all those who doubt me! I have just uploaded my SECOND chapter. As you can (or not) tell I am stressing, because of a certain fair that I am organizing...I need a BOOST!

27/6/2011 6.38pm - Do you think that the world will kill me if I write another story? Oh well, I am anyway.

4/7/2011 1.30pm - First official day of the HOLIDAYS! oh yesh, oh yeah! Binge on food! Don't expect anything from me though - I love food more than writing :)

4/7/2011 5.18pm - Just finished 2Nd Chappie of PA. Shall I start the third? Hey this may sound dumb, but what's a single line break?

10/7/2011 10:39am - Should I start 365 stories?

23/7/2011 7:20pm - Long time no see (hear?) I'm not starting 365 stories because no one loves me, and because I'm getting really busy. Just put up Ch 3 PA, I can't believe it - it is like 3 weeks till the end of MONSTER CHIEF!

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End Point by Arushi reviews
Five years ago, Ellis was kidnapped and brutally assaulted. Now finally, she has pulled her life together and is making it work. But suddenly, Adam, the one who saved her, is back and is causing chaos with her mind and feelings. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,397 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Complete
A Proper Princess by JessieBo reviews
"The Duke and Duchess' daughter is to turn eighteen in a week from today. But you already knew that, didn't you?" My head shot up and I made eye contact with the Queen. She had the faintest hint of a smirk on her face. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 62,295 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Complete
The Pull of Destiny by hotcheri reviews
[REMOVED! SEE AUTHORS NOTE INSIDE] This is a story about a rich boy who thought he had everything, a poor girl from the gutter who had to work for whatever she got, and how they found all they ever wanted and more - with each other. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
From the Ashes (Hell to the No) by Steelshade reviews
As junior year is winding down, a simple summer filled with friends and relaxation floats on Allie's mind. Getting caught up with a smoldering jerk harboring a bad rep, her quiet expectations are dashed. Little does she know, though, the summer holds a lot more depth and discovery than she could ever have imagined, with the boy who turns out to be so much more than he seems.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,595 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Complete
A Goldfish's Proposal by buorin reviews
A very short story about how a guy proposes to a girl using a goldfish.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Complete
So Yesterday by Clavel reviews
When Jess Mercer thinks about Tristan Cole the first that comes to mind is unresolved business. When Tristan lets himself think of Jess what comes to mind is Heartbreak. Apart for more than a decade, they never expected to meet again, until they did.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,842 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Complete
Checklisted by Cheryl White reviews
"What's this? A checklist from some girl magazine?" Kent mused. "It's none of your business." There's no way I'm explaining it's a checklist Cam wrote to make me realize my feelings for Kent. Which is ridiculous because I'm NOT in like with him. Twoshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Complete
Close to Me by Mary Freda reviews
My goal to escape – err, graduate – high school unnoticed and therefore unscathed was actually looking like it would be reached. Until I began my senior year, that is.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,222 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Complete
Life Isn't a Video Game by a LITTLE bit extraordinary reviews
So, what's the deal with you and video games? Are you some kind of Mario Kart junkie or something? I mean, you're a star high school football player and you have a slightly unhealthy obsession with a video game about a plumber who rides in go karts. Cute.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Complete
Liquid by JessieBo reviews
Seeley was the hated, poor girl at the elite Wills Prepatory School. L!qu!d was the world famous boy band. So what happens when Seeley gets the job as backup dancer in a L!qu!d music video? It means bitchy girls, hot guys, and too many cameras to count.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,110 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Complete
Double Play by Anything.But.Perfection reviews
“Eliza and James, how about we run that kissing scene?” What would you get when you have two people who are violently against each other to kiss for a play? Probably a massive, twisted disaster.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 130,263 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
My Life in Black & Blue by Clavel reviews
The story of a girl and her rock star best friend. Love, music and more.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,150 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
The Great Pretender by Clavel reviews
Best selling novel The Scoundrel, it's author Belle, the actor cast to play the lead role in it's TV adaptation Liam, and one of Hollywood's best kept secrets between them equals gossip, drama and fun as they work together and pretend to get along.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,578 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
Guys Like You by Elsie Maddox reviews
Nila talked to nerdy boys, who played World of Warcraft, who read Starship Troopers, who were on the debate team. Not boys like Brice Abrams, who played football, baseball, and a little pick-up basketball on the side. -previously published under tastethekiss-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Just a Fan by The Marquise of Eldritch reviews
When Lillian Harwick, a cynical yet completely normal young woman bumps into a famous actor she has reluctantly admired for years, he soon proves to her that it is possible for unreachable celebrities and ordinary people to mix...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 123,277 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
The Rules of Engagement by judevanderhall reviews
She's a bleeding heart liberal. He's a jaded Marine. She's the best friend. He's the older brother. She's middle class. He's loaded. And they're sharing the same address. Painfully cliché? You have no idea. SKoW Winner and Runner-up, Round 8.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,321 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Cowboy Chronicles by Cori.Anne reviews
There's a certain draw only a cowboy possesses. This is a collection of short stories about girls and their cowboys. Some of us just can't resist the pull of a cowboy...
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,801 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7164 - Favs: 5,809 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
From Day to Night by fallingstar13 reviews
I should have known it was too good to be true. He was hot, a good dancer, and didn’t mind the fact that I was all sweaty. The fact that he also had a penchant for biting people shouldn’t have surprised me. He had to have some kind of oddity, right?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Diamond S Bar Ranch by Cori.Anne reviews
A best friend lost, a best friend gained. A love lost, a love gained. A ranch with a healing touch and a cowboy with a heart melting smile. It doesn't get better then this.
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,775 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Untamable by R.M.Whitaker reviews
Both fear and curiosity fill Mercedes McBride when her father requests that she return to live with him in Texas at the end of the Civil War. What she never dreamed was that she might find love on the wildest adventure of her entire life in the old West..
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,540 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Complete
Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Phoenix White reviews
After years apart, Kaylene Woods and her childhood tormentor, Zack Merridson, find themselves attending the same high school. And they STILL can't stand each other. Or can they? COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,933 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 5/2/2006
Shades of White by dancingqueen927 reviews
A girl and a guy become best friends...but can it ever be more? She's a ballerina and he's a snowboarder. How unlikely. How perfect.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 210,180 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
Koibito no Ryu by paws-bells reviews
COMPLETE Sarea had led a fairly normal life until that arrogant, pompous snake chose to drop in on her. Literally. Then she learns that she is his lifemate and that dragons actually exist. No, they really do. And he just happens to be their crown prince.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,724 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 2,699 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
Feigning Royalties by vierblith reviews
A runaway princess and a wandering prince both betrothed since birth... what would come if they meet? COMPLETE! [but currently undergoing heavy editing]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,994 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Complete
Skater Señor Blanco by SkateForLife reviews
So T.J.'s a skater girl who's on the Volcom team. She doesn't take shit from people. ESPECIALLY not Shaun White, who's on the same team AND tour that she's on. There's only one problem: Her abusive step father Dan. What's gonna happen to her?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,447 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Complete
Making Him Notice by awaitinglove reviews
I watch him unnoticed in my classes, but i couldn't have him, no girl could. And no, he isn't gay or anything, he's just dedicated...and hot. Me? I'm a regular, shy girl he didn't notice...until now. COMPLETE! SEQUEL IS UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,502 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/20/2006 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Complete
A Sweet Inducement by Clavel reviews
When Stella walked into Zephyr to ask for a job as a chef, she never thought she would walk out with not only the job but a fake boyfriend too! NO LONGER ANSWERING REVIEWS FOR THIS STORY AS I JUST GET PISSED OFF NO ONE READS THE AUTHOR NOTES!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,712 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
Paigeing Nolan by M.B.Wade reviews
Paige didn't meet the hot actor, Nolan, under the best circumstances and they didn't exactly hit it off, but soon they would see more of each other when she takes a new job.And Nolan's not the only man in her life that is causing Paige problems.COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 61,585 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 5/31/2003
Wind Warriors by Clavel reviews
There's one thing Merle and Rafer are good at: fighting with each other. But will these two learn that there's a thin line between love and hate? Throw in an unicorn and some evil people and there you go.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,079 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/5/2005 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Complete
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Invisible by Steppenwoelfin reviews
Introvert Lucinda Reeves and dashing Gareth Greene are roommates, but although they share the same quarters, they live in two different worlds. To make matters worse, Gareth is Lucinda's instructor at college. STORY COMPLETED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,973 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 11/30/2003 - Complete
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Princelet Academy reviews
Prince is forced to marry a Princess he's never seen before. He loves thinks a commoner. Princess hates palace life, and likes to wander in town. A story about hidden identities and not so perfect kingdoms. RnR!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011
Flatmates Forever reviews
I don't want to go to America or take over a billion dollar company. I want to stay home and sleep like a typical teenage boy. When Jake moves to America he doesn't expect to learn anything, let alone hook up with an agent. REVIEW - I asked nicely :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011
Themes and Answers
You receive a totally random theme and wrote a haiku on what comes to mind first. A little bit of fun.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Complete
Waves
A challenge to not note use any words related to your subject in my case - waves , I cheated a little. Free form style.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Complete
Welcome Home
A short poem of instant thoughts of school ending.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Complete