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Joined 05-10-11, id: 776328, Profile Updated: 04-27-13
Author has written 21 stories for Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Humor, Historical, and Romance.

So I guess you came here to hear about me, hmm?

Age: College age, draw what conclusions you will.

Location: The US of A

Favorite movies: There's a ton, but I'll narrow it down... Appleseed, Appleseed EX Machina, Willow, Shakespeare in Love, The Count of Monte Cristo, Oscar, The Chronicles of Riddick, Strange Brew, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Equilibirum, Howl's Moving Castle, Mystery Men, Elf, Idiocracy, The Fifth Element, Raising Arizona, How to Train Your Dragon, Napoleon Dynamite, Nacho Libre, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, The Princess Bride, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, O Brother Where Art Thou, The Hunger Games, just to name a few.

Favorite TV shows: Invader ZIM, SpongeBob, The Middle, Modern Family, Arrested Development, Firefly, Game of Thrones, Downton Abbey, Metalocalypse, Parks and Rec, Duck Dynasty, and The Office.

Favorite Bands/Musical Artists: Estatic Fear, Within Temptation, Enya, Epica, Lemon Demon, TMBG, A Perfect Circle, Panic! at the Disco, Equilibrium, Dimmu Borgir, Opeth, Machine in the Garden, Bal-Sagoth, Vitamin String Quartet, Tool, Insomnium, Team Sleep, Clint Mansell, Mumford & Sons, 12012, Florence and the Machine, Malice Mizer, Moby, and numerous others I won't be bothered to list.

Favorite Anime/Manga: Fullmetal Alchemist, Elfen Lied, Baccano!, Murder Princess, Romeo X Juliet, Dogs: Bullets and Carnage, Black Cat, and Anima.

Favorite Books/Novels: A Song of Ice and Fire, The Hunger Games, The Thirteenth Tale, The Hitchhiker's Trilogy, The Necronomicon (Lovecraft compilation), How to Train Your Dragon, A Great and Terrible Beauty, Leviathan, Incarceron, and The Thief Lord.

Favorite Writers/Authors: H.P. Lovecraft, Richard Lederer, Libba Bray, Catherine Fisher, Suzanne Collins, Jerry Spinelli, and of course William Shakespeare.

Favorite Video Games: Soul Calibur, Final Fantasy (1-6, 9), Baroque, The Sims, Amnesia, Penumbra (pretty much just YAY FRICTIONAL!), Shadow of the Colossus, Okage: Shadow King, Spyro the Dragon, Tales of Phantasia, Oblivion, Fire Emblem, and Magical Starsign.

Other Interests: Snowboarding, drawing, writing, reading, bothering my plecostamus, speaking aloud to myself in a British accent, impersonating a mob boss, impersonating a pirate, and being a grammar Nazi.

Well, now onto that nasty negative stuff.

Dislikes: Mushrooms, frequent grammatical errors, that noise styrofoam makes when you take it out of the box, whole wheat pasta, the way ice cream makes my teeth feel, and the way my hair never does what I want it to, even when asked nicely.

Fears: Potato roots, mall cops, mailboxes, land snails, sixth graders, and zombies.

Some other seemingly useless information: I love the word "pavilion". Something about the way this beautiful combination of consonants and vowels rolls off the tongue when spoken mystifies me.

Pavilion, pavilion, pavilion.

I go by the same pen name over at, however, I'm going to be primarily posting things here from now on.

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The RPS by Luaith reviews
A group of friends try to survive a very long trip.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 395 - Words: 414,318 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/23 - Published: 4/10/2011
Ascension by Maddiecat reviews
Sequel to Metamorphosis. At age sixteen, Mira Pascal got pregnant. And now that she's had the baby; things are about to get a lot harder.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 233,167 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 9/25/2011
Incubus Under The Bed by Flax-Golden Tales To Spin reviews
I tensed as I felt a warm tendril creep up my back. "Helgo," I growled, "I swear, I'll turn on the light." The tendril retreated and a rich laugh came from under my bed. Helgo's the monster under my bed...and he's half incubus...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,028 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 4/11/2011
Ever Dream by RenRentheGreat reviews
With his uncle on the throne and his own death drawing near, he can't take it anymore. So Prince Calyne does what any self respecting prince does: run away, and in the process become a... pirate? SLASH. SO MUCH SLASH. You've been forewarned.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,291 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Complete
Kyle and Orville by Luna Carn reviews
What does it mean if zombies invade your dreams? How can one tie a tie without choking? Does talking to plants really help them grow? These are just a few of the things that Kyle and Orville Flynn want to learn.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 35,858 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete
Heaven's Doorstep by TK Catsby reviews
As the apocalypse unfolds on Earth, a number of angels begin to realize that they've grown far too fond of this world. When his closest friend begins to doubt God, the archangel Uriel is forced to face emotions he hardly knew he had...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,882 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Complete
So Not Being King by FireFinch42 reviews
Court Mage Raven despises the idea of being king; he'd rather just live happily as he can. Yet everybody, including his affectionate psycho demon queen mother, seems to want to ignore his wishes. Why can't they kill the bloody Chief Spy instead?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,977 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011
Bone appétit by rakku reviews
There were two men in a boat. There was a man in the ice. Once upon a time, the man was a person. Once upon a time, the man had a name. But now, the man is a dead body. And now, the man's name is food. —The glacier loomed in disapproval, but was ignored.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Complete
A Freaking Harp by CyanideMangoOfMassDestruction reviews
A story I wrote for a writing competition. What happens after death, and what if you could gamble your soul to hell through the Magenta Bowler Hat of Truth? REVIEW!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Complete
The Callous Man and His Cap by rakku reviews
A bored young man leant against the wall, with the rakish angle of his cap matching the dangerously amused quirk of his lips. — It was a sad waste of time. He could have been chatting up a cute girl or three during all that time he spent in the streets...
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
Battles, Bards, and Buffoonery by lotus coin reviews
An epic story of love, swordplay, gods, and not what you will find here. Instead, check out a farcical adventure about a brave knight heroically saving a kidnapped princess from a sarcastic dragon.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Complete
Music for the Souless by reviews
Humans did not really fascinate him. That is, until a particular one possessed a talent that triggered something the ruler of the underworld was not supposed to feel. Hell, he was not even supposed to feel anything at all. R/R
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Complete
Tough Guy by C. Hinton reviews
Decent of ya to front me a drink. Whassat? Oh the scar? Eh. Nothing worth talking about. A story? I haven't got any nice stories to tell. It doesn't have to be nice? Well okay... I've got one I could tell.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Complete
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Indisposition reviews
Born of the darkness, walking the path of damnation, Death's marionette. He killed to obliterate them all... To build a new world fit for the dark to rule.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,516 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 6/28/2011
No More Machiavelli reviews
Mianna disapproves of Albtraum's literary tastes. Rated for graphic sexual content.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/30/2014
Lessons in Morality, Taught by the Devil
For England, this was a momentous day. This meant that a new government would form, the people would be free. For me, this was a massive disappointment. This meant I just lost the most large-scale match of chess the world had ever known, and I lost it to Albtraum.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Complete
Threads of Exilarchy reviews
Sunrise on the dark gives way to revolution as the world crumbles in revolt. Threads of a dying breed are all that can hold it together now.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,052 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013
Ashes of a Child's Apocalypse reviews
Into ashes, out of the ashes. They had nothing but they had eachother. -Collection of drabbles.-
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Complete
The Dwayne Diaries reviews
A malapropism-filled romp through the high seas with pirates, zombies, and musical numbers. Dwayne is certainly not a hero. Whether he follows the destiny the Author intended or gets brutally killed and eaten, it promises to be a hell of a ride.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011
The Time I Kill is Killing Me
He didn't respond as expected, not at all. There was no bitterness, no shock or surprise. He nodded when she said it, resignation marking his expression. Albtraum faces the Final Nothing.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Complete
Gutted reviews
The city is gone now, anyhow. There is no need to worry about protecting it. King and kingdom are dead and gone.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Complete
Recoil reviews
Take me back to my white room. It's too sane here for me.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Complete
Childhood, Revised
I don't remember this part from the storybooks.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Complete
Arson, Murder, and Bricklaying
If you've hit a wall, start dismantling. What more can a bunch of broke-ass bums hope to do?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Complete
No Promises :: Sympathy From the Devil
A monster tears my insides. A monster that doesn't belong. The monster is me.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Complete
Mutual Madness
Six tongues, a toss of the die, and a million questions. Madman, meet the Devil.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Complete
Understood reviews
They never had to say what they meant. In truth, they never had to speak at all. Even unsaid, everything was understood. Arlo and Iphigenia contemplate the end of everything that has ever been.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Complete
Easier Things reviews
It's not easy to learn a new language, attend four funerals, overcome your doubts and be again taken over by them, all in the space of a day. Not to mention no Fight Club.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
To and Away
Excuses, a blank canvas, and a misunderstanding. Oh, stupid me, now my pants have ink all over them. -Collection of drabbles.-
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Complete
But I Hate Plaid! reviews
Well, I don't know what I was expecting. -Collection of drabbles.-
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
Kinetic Symposiac
Filthy mind, filthy morals, and a quadshot breve latte. Life is good.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
He realizes that this is what his oathbrother will always be - never to be trusted.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Complete
In Over Your Head and Down Under the Ground reviews
They say one track, but they never say the track can't be a spiral. I think yours is more a scribble. It's a long way down, in over your head and down under the ground. -Collection of drabbles.-
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Complete
Only Human reviews
Clockwork thinks the human immortal, even in death.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Complete