Mel Katts
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Joined 05-11-11, id: 776409, Profile Updated: 09-08-11
Author has written 10 stories for Humor, Haiku, and Humor.

I am the strangest normal guy you will ever meet. I live in the center of the U.S. and believe me, there is humor all around me. People tell me I have a unique mind (I guess because of some of the wierd stuff I write and silly videos I make). Read my stories and poems and PLEASE review. Hopefully they will make you laugh. Feel free to send me a private message if you want. It's all good. - Mel Katts

Shamless Plug: Look for me & my wierdness on YouTube, Twitter and Facebook. Just search for KBJTV

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Two Cows Chatting reviews
This is a short story about talking cattle. Nothing better than cow-humor straight from the cow's own mouths.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Complete
May I Have A Soda? reviews
If you're a soda drinker, this one's for you.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Complete
Forrest Dump reviews
Forrest Gump parody. Short story with plenty of toilet humor. And that's all I have to say about that.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Complete
Dixie The Cat reviews
This is a poem about my cat.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Complete
My Mature Girlfriend REAL Mature reviews
A nursing home can be a cool place to meet women.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Complete
Working Man's Haiku reviews
Working hard to pay those bills.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
The Photo In The Hall reviews
What is this odd picture my Uncle Norm has in his front hall?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
The First Attempt reviews
This is my first Haiku. I read somewhere that rhyming in a Haiku should be avoided, but I'm a rebel. Read it and smile.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Complete
Mel Katts vs Dingus McGee
Mel Katts is on the case. This caper has nonstop laughs.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,968 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Complete
Jo and the Magic Watch
The extremely silly story of Jo Swagman who was an everyday janitor, but his life over time, suddenly changed.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,371 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Complete