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Rory Harper's Guide to Mating by Spleentectonics reviews
Slash. When Werewolves like me and you—okay, not you—reach a certain age, the hormones start a ragin'. Kinda like humans, 'cept when we get that special feeling in our pants, our choices become limited to mate or eat someone. And not in the good way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 167,147 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 6/1/2020 - Published: 12/8/2009
Mother of Learning by nobody103 reviews
Zorian, a mage in training, only wanted to finish his education in peace. Now he struggles to find answers as he finds himself repeatedly reliving the same month. 'Groundhog Day' style setup in a fantasy world.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 108 - Words: 804,117 - Reviews: 6113 - Favs: 4,856 - Follows: 5,954 - Updated: 2/10/2020 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Complete
The Sailor's General Superior by IceraMyst reviews
Calentine is having a bad day. His head's bashed in, his ship is sunk, and the most important man in the kingdom just fell in love with him in the worst way. Slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 139,532 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 3/10/2017 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Complete
Nothing to Lose by Cattails reviews
-Slash- The rewrite is being posted on my LJ.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,906 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/23/2008
Please Don't Leave Me by flibblesd reviews
When Kaleb Moore was ten years old, he and his friends got lost in a mental institution. There he met one of the schizophrenic patients. How was he to know that that clinically insane boy would develop an 'emotional attachment' to him? Slash. M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,266 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 3/17/2011
More Beautiful Than Me by Happy Hippie reviews
*Under Revision* Love is the most confusing thing in the world. You spend your whole life trying to figure out what it is and where to find it, but the realest love seems to come from the most unexpected places. M/M, M/F, scant incest
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 54 - Words: 600,066 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Complete
A Wolf's Duty by Jennyt82 reviews
A werewolf prince searching for his mate finally finds her in an abused traumatised human, but she's not all she seems. When their worlds collide will they manage to find the love of a hundred lifetimes or will her differences and his duty keep them apart
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,741 - Reviews: 1885 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3157 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,831 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1879 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
BUBBLES by Freak-of-Spade reviews
I blame the bubbles. It’s all the bubbles’ fault. The fact that everything is going weirder and weirder between Syl and I…not my fault. DAMN BUBBLES. SLASH SHONENAI MxM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,948 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/21/2007
Facebook Official by dear-llama reviews
(SKoW Nominee, Round 12) One-shot. The best way to get over a guy? Date his new girlfriend's twin brother.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,651 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Complete
The EllieFin in the Cupboard by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Oneshot. 'I grinned, liking this stranger with his warm brown eyes and cup that announced he was a 12 year old girl.' Turns out cupboards under the stairs aren't just for wizards.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
Wedding Crashers by Elsie Maddox reviews
I met Justin at a wedding reception, where I introduced myself as Britney. It was too bad that my name wasn't really Britney and I wasn't supposed to be at that reception. -previously published under tastethekiss-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,129 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
Demons of the Heart by RoughDraftHero reviews
Set in a Prep School, this story revolves around the integration of Demon Students into the Human Student population. This will set off a few problems however considering humans carry what Demons call Scent Triggers. COMPLETE m/m slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 136,805 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Mopeds Come in Pink by Jemia reviews
The boy was gorgeous. Slap his face on a Calvin Klein underwear ad and I swear, those boxers would sell. It's just too bad we attended rival schools. Contact was off-limits. But then again, he had never been big on following rules...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,969 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
To Love a Loser by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. It's all a matter of who loses the most.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,034 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 11/2/2008
25 Steps to the Altar by nexia reviews
You caught me staring at you the first time we met. I don't remember why I was staring, but I do believe your exact words were, "tormented by my beauty?" I smirked at the comment. / One-Shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,156 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
Autophobia by Thornton reviews
A plague is destroying humanity and in the aftermath, two desperate men try to survive. m/m Slash
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,226 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
Skin Deep by Anego reviews
BeautyandtheBeast twist rated M- shonenai and fighting . Coredan is a young boy who adores his twin sister, and would do anything for her. But when the day comes that he pays too heavy a price, he meets Prince Londel- whos life is darker than expected.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 160,033 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Blue Eyes by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. "What's wrong?" Before I knew it, he had placed himself squarely in my path. And – dare I say it – he actually sounded a little angry and hurt. "Why are you not stalking me anymore?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
Someday Soon by carefullyironic reviews
After the neighbor boy licks him, Dakota doesn't know what the hell to think anymore. MxM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,859 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/20/2007
My Meaningless Existence at a Frozen Yogurt Shop by the milk bottle reviews
ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
The Cole Turns To Ash by Naked Penguin Fetus For Pope reviews
COMPLETE. 16 year old Cole is sarcastic, apathetic, pessimistic, and just well...a lump of coal. The complete opposite of one Ashton Matthews... Slash, male x male love
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 219,659 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Rainbow Fish by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Life’s hard when you’re stuck in the future fighting a war you don’t understand on a planet that’s falling apart. It’s even worse when the most wanted assassin in the world can’t keep his damn hands, or lips, off you. [ m/m slash ]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 144,661 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006
Learning To Write by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. "Romance stories are always the same – boy meets girl, things happen, they fall in love, blah blah blah." She thought clichés were stupid...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
Vandrophobia by SammyLi reviews
COMPLETE. I have an odd fear. I fear beautiful men. Luckily there aren't many in the world, but when my class receives a transfer student who is a completely beautiful boy and is assigned to sit next to me...I just might crack.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,628 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Stuck Between Pressed Pages Of A Scrapbook by effay reviews
slash, twincest. the sad bit? my twin doesn't love me the way i love him. yeah, i'm pretty much screwed from here.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,155 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Mein Liebling by Catatonic Seiory reviews
Slash. I'm Jewish and a guy wearing a swastika came into my backyard. Did I shoot him? Yes. Did he come back?... Yes...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 124,008 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Greg the Vampire by Aggy Bird reviews
Sequelish to FrankInLove: Greg, Dracula's dark, menacing, socially retarded eldest son, finally finds romance. That is, after he gets over his intimacy issues, adopts a dragon, and helps save a monster orphanage. MM, WIP, other acronyms.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,761 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7268 - Favs: 6,337 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 4087 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
Dial Tone by Comodin reviews
SLASH / The other kind of band slash. One number carved into an Old Navy bathroom stall, one miserable summer at band camp, and two boys to string it all together. Mix and allow mayhem to ensue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,808 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 6/4/2005
Thoughts Without Words by Saint Anger reviews
[MM SLASH] When Nate, a mischievous, troublesome mental patient, meets Robbie, the introverted new admit, it throws life in the ward entirely off balance. Not that there was much mental balance to begin with. [MM SLASH]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,199 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 1/29/2004
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Charms and Curses by Drazuki reviews
(slash) Dawn tried a love spell he saw in a movie,he never thought that Practical Magic actually worked. Until a hot male witch and his calico cat moved next door. Now there is a tangle of evil, paint, kisses, and of course, magic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 170,015 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005
Spontaneity by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Once Upon a Time, a handsome Crown Prince set his sights on a visiting princess with the unique condition of being…well, male. And, if the supposed princess is kept away from sugar and pointy things, chances are they’ll live Happily Ever After.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 149,117 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/16/2003
Fall Off a Cliff Laughing by FeatherJunkie reviews
[shounenai, malemale] I can't get rid of these stupid wings, people won't stop staring, I've got a jock named Mark out to ruin my life, and on top of it all, I've caught the eye of the Grim Reaper's son, and now he won't leave me alone.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,868 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Complete
In Theory by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. Jamie's got a theory about how life and the universe seem to work, and Alex just fits right in. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,491 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
Fate by tipping ivy reviews
Now that I was gay, going to my brother's Jewish wedding with a skinny Irish boy didn't sound like such a good idea. Unfortunately for me, Reid had other plans.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,835 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 6/22/2005
Five Moderately Easy Steps to Having a Life by write-this-down reviews
[Slash] Liam mostly keeps to himself and spends his time painting, until one day a neighbor shows up with his mail. After that, it's only a matter of time until Liam finally gets the hang of actually having a life. OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,173 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
FrankInLove by Aggy Bird reviews
A modern day romance between monsters. Well, sort of. Slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,464 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Cradle and All by Tygati reviews
Slash. The bastard son of a king only wants to help his sister find love. Never does he expect that in the process, love will find him. Based off the children's rhyme Rockabye Baby
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,067 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
Out of Luck by d'Neronique reviews
[slash] No one wants something more than if they can’t have it. That’s why I believe the best way to get guys is to pretend you’re straight – and you had better believe it works like a charm.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,254 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
The Sandman's Kiss by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Alek lives for the oblivion that sleep brings—and each day he drags himself through a life of abuse. What is a boy to do when he discovers he has unwittingly earned the attention of a charismatic walking myth: the Sandman? [complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,842 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Complete
Steam by FeatherJunkie reviews
[oneshot, slash, mm] Only a true best friend would go to the trouble of locking you in a closet with the guy who’s your crush even if it's completely against your will.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
Mascara by American Schokolade reviews
slash The end of my three year relationship changes my life more than I ever thought it would, and I am hardly pleased when I find myself the plaything of two bickering gay guys, especially when one of the guys' sexy friend agrees to pick on me. Complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,418 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
The Lad of the Lake by Kimagure reviews
Prince Alairn is on a quest. Unfortunately, he'd really rather not be. M/M. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,616 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/13/2006
Finding Serendip by Lilias reviews
[Slash] [Oneshot] Malin, the superfluous but defiant fourth son of a cooper, is invited to the Emperor’s wedding—as the sacrifice. But when things go awry and Malin becomes the bride instead of the sacrificial lamb, things couldn’t get more complicated.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,764 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Complete
Coincidences by tipping ivy reviews
I wasn't gay... until Reid decided I was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,822 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005