AverytheElf
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Joined 05-19-11, id: 777550, Profile Updated: 05-19-11
Author has written 5 stories for General, Fantasy, and Life.

Hello people of FictionPress! I have come from the planet Zurgog to suck out your souls...just kidding! I'm just a writer of many on this awesome site.

If you haven't already noticed, I'm what you call...weird? odd? giddy? all of the above? If you're thinking any of those then don't worry, it's like that for everyone. But they end up enjoying my company.

I'm 100% American; but my heritage is German, British and Native American. I grew in a small, farm-like town, but I just moved to a metropolitan area of MD. I've never been outside of the US, but I would love to go to Rome, London, Dublin, Athens and Paris.

Like I said before, I'm weird. I have that "depressing, emo" look which sets people off, but I'm actually smiling and laughing all the time. So I'm kind of an oxymoron. But I'm not girly or anything (yuck!). I loathe pink and want to kill Justin Bieber! I swear to God if I ever turn into a prep, please someone shoot me! And now I'm off topic!!! So anyways, I am a COMPLETE nerd which is a part of my weirdness; considering the fact that I am a HUGE Harry Potter fan! I also tend to laugh at gory stuff; when people say ew, I say "DUDE THAT'S SICK!" while laughing hysterically. I love the colors black and purple, and my favorite animal is an otter on a pogo-stick (don't ask).

Favorites:

Books: Harry Potter series, The Tenth Circle, To Kill a Mockingbird, My Sister's Keeper, The Umbrella Academy (it's actually a comic book, but work with me)

Bands: My Chemical Romance, Paramore, Rosaline, Black Veil Brides, Pierce the Veil, Periphery, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, McFly, All Time Low...the list keeps going and going

Movies: Tropic Thunder, Harry Potter, Sherlock Holmes, Phantom of the Opera, Sweeney Todd, A Nightmare Before Christmas, Moulin Rouge!, Finding Nemo (I know all the words to it!)

TV shows: Bones, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Two and a Half Men, The Office

Authors: JK Rowling, Jodi Picoult

Book Characters: the Weasley twins (Harry Potter), Luna (Harry Potter), Atticus (To Kill a Mockingbird), 00.07 aka the White Violin (The Umbrella Academy), Dobby (Harry Potter), Sirius Black (Harry Potter), 00.04 aka Séance

Here are some stereotypes that people use on me:

I'm Christian, so I must hate gays and lesbians. (Hell no! I support gay rights all the way!)

I'm skinny, so I must be anorexic. (Uhhh...have you seen me eat? I eat like a freakin' truck driver!)

I'm a nerd, so I must have no life. (Hey! I DO have a life! And it's a fan-damn-tastic one too!)

I'm from a farm-like town, so I must be a hillbilly. (Good Lord, I hate having to explain this to people. Hillbillies live in the mountains and get married to their second cousins. I am a redneck. Trust me there's a difference.)

I wear dark clothes and listen to screamo, so I must be emo. (You'll never believe how many times I've heard this one. "Emo" is a state of mind, not a type of look. It's short for emotional, not loser or freak. And I am the COMPLETE opposite of it. So get over it!)

I read a lot, so I must be a freak. (Reading helps you not get Alzheimer's. So all of those who don't read or do something active for the brain on a daily basis, starting crackin' open those books!)

I love math, so I'm definitely a freak. (I'm not going to even comment on that. So what if I like math? I don't take education for granted, unlike some people.)

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero, Vampires_Rock,cullendrive, AlexandraCullen, Myself4994, BerryEbilBunny Peace Love Percabeth, SkyeElf, muentiger, AverytheElf

93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent that would say ‘thank you’ with a beaming smile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think being ‘normal’ is an insult to your being, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile.

The Scary Prospect by SKyeElf
We all struggle, and we all fall. We all need that figurative wall.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Complete
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Immortality reviews
To die of old age is typical. But to die young...that is a thrilling tale to tell.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Complete
The Conqueror reviews
Here's to those who can't conquer the creatures that knock us to the ground and make us feel weak.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Complete
The Red River reviews
On Earth there is a land where the hills are pale and the rivers are red...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Complete
Life Behind The Eyes short story reviews
We enjoy going to bed every night, to visit the world of our dreams. But what if the world of your dreams is what you fear most in this world?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
His Name is Death reviews
When I have no one else to turn to...he comes to me. But now he will never leave me.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
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