That Essay That Everyone Else Writes
by JJSLAM2129 reviews
Mary Sues, Cliches, Stupid Villans, Reviewers, Bad Logic and anything else I can think of that bugs me about today's stories. If something's bugging you, chances are you'll find it here. Now with Worldbuilding. Topic suggestions welcome! Reviews returned.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,758 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006
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Pursuing The North Star reviews
Under a unity of love between a Paladin and a Dark Knight a child will be born of dark and light, strong enough to bring down any kingdom. Sena is a normal Light citizen, but is mistaken as a Paladin and kidnapped by the Dark Kingdom. Now she is unknowingly being courted by the knights, all who know nothing of courting and are more near homicidal than chivalrous. (Reverse harem)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,253 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/18 - Published: 11/12
Guilty Pursuits and Hearts reviews
Every person has a spirit. But, Rhea didn't want hers. All she wanted to focus on was finding out the mystery behind her father's disappearance. However, her new spirit brings more problems than it should. Zealous occults, a jealous coworker, an arrogant CEO, a rogue spirit, and a gaudy man that keeps showering her with roses. Her once solitary life soon goes to chaos.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,661 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/2
Ex Marks the Spot reviews
Clea was always unlucky in life, she especially believes this to be in her love life. While visiting a fortune teller she receives a ring that sends her to a world of pirates and fantasy. Where her past romances are now sea sailing men, who all seem to have lingering feelings for her. In this adventure it will be either Clea's greed for money or love that could destroy her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2014
More Than A Pet reviews
Kidnapping usually ends up in murder, rape, or becoming a hostage. Being kidnapped and becoming someone's pet is unusual, being kidnapped to outer-space is just ridiculous. Kent wants to raise a pet and picks out Suri. All he wants is a companion, all Suri wants is to get back home. But, the table's soon turn on them as the roles of owner and pet begin to fade.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,358 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012
Beast To Prince reviews
Jae is an animal trainer, an ANIMAL trainer. One day she gets a package, in it she finds an attractive man. To make the situation more strange, its owner request that she tame the man to be a perfect pet. This is her story on how Jae 'tames' this 'pet'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,714 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Complete
Welcome To The Club of Delinquents! reviews
Sony's a Wallflower. And she's happy with this title. But one day she is forced to enter Friendship Club, a club solely filled with delinquents. She wants nothing to do with the psycho members, but one by one the delinquents start to seek Sony's comfort.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 132,884 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Complete
Suite Heaven reviews
Karen's mom wants Karen to stop her obsession with girls. So she does what any loving mother would do, send her to a boy's dorm! But not only will she not have any girls around her, and be around men, but she will also have to keep her identity a secret.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,768 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011
I Don't Care You're Dead reviews
Jimin never had a normal life with ghosts following her. One day she meets Daemon, a demon that can scare off ghosts with his powers. The girl is able to convince him to be her bodyguard. Jimin expects a normal life after that, but not falling in love!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,164 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011
My Dear Beast Master reviews
In a world filled with animals, Miyun is one of the few that is a human and has powers. She strives to be the most powerful human, but with a smart-ass owl, and an irritating lion as her partners. Miyun fears her goal is father than she thinks.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2011